(introduction)
I think this is music.
How can I describe it?
This is fucking great.
Ok, let me see.
How should I start?
(Section 1)
I was trapped in Maria's wine cellar.
I only had bread and wine for lunch.
I also ate more bread and wine.
And breakfast cereal
I drink at breakfast and brunch.
Cookies and snacks are also served with wine.
Maria, what's going on between us?
Why did we break up?
I just want a drink.
I don't ask much.
But I can't imagine either
After you broke up with that Latin man Louis Maguire
What's going on in my head
Nick Cannon better get out of my way
Because I want her back, you bastard.
I'm going to infect Hello Kitty's bedspread with fear.
And Egyptian music, rap, punk rock.
Don't forget to go to the store. Eric came to Princeton.
Frank Zampa, the murderer, and playing truant.
That's right, baby I want to do it with you again.
You can flirt with me with any props.
I really really want to be with you.
Nick, you've had enough fun
I'm here to kick you out, you son of a bitch.
I really need a big bag of blood
Are you ready? Because vampires are coming.
(Chorus)
When will the bagpipes in Baghdad stop?
For Peter's sake, he's going crazy.
What does bagpipes in Baghdad remind me of?
I played bagpipes in Baghdad, thinking about the rhyme of the lyrics.
Someone turned on the light in the empty room because I was leaving.
I play bagpipes in Baghdad.
I ran down the street like a madman with a garbage bag in my hand.
(Section 2)
You will appear in my lyrics regularly.
I only praised Nizi, but I cheated the whole world.
I said my signature was valuable.
Every time I get lipstick,
I have to sign a surprise for everyone.
Oh, my God, that's great.
There is a pile of medicine in my medicine jar.
Even when I hold the jar, my palm will be stained with powder.
I didn't know I was so much like my mother.
I'll look like a murderer.
Chop you up with a big butcher knife
I'm like the Excalibur of the comic queen in your memory.
Nice to meet you, Norman.
You are so fucking annoying, so I'm going to bury you.
You don't know what you are doing.
But I'm serious. Nick asked me to wish you and that bitch happiness forever.
Every minute, an asshole who betrayed Malachi was born.
Will force that guy to eat corn husks
Is that the skin is corn husk.
Hit Jason in the face with hockey.
Tell him we are serious.
Dude, what the hell are you doing?
You broke snow blower with a lawn mower.
Go to Baghdad and play your bagpipes.
(Chorus)
When will the bagpipes in Baghdad stop?
For Peter's sake, he's going crazy.
What does bagpipes in Baghdad remind me of?
I played bagpipes in Baghdad, thinking about the rhyme of the lyrics.
Someone turned on the light in the empty room because I was leaving.
I play bagpipes in Baghdad.
I ran down the street like a madman with a garbage bag in my hand.
(Section 3)
I slept with two dead fish lesbians.
I bet their sexual desire will return to normal.
I'll keep bothering you anyway.
I'll fuck your nipples until they touch my balls.
Let them be joined together like twins.
Girl, how are you? Are you looking for a boyfriend?
Do you need some ointment? Come and make an appointment with me.
We will use coins to decide who wants to see the doctor first.
I just got a commemorative coin that I quit for a year.
When things start to go wrong, how wrong can it be?
Honey, you must know the trick of Lala grinding bean curd.
Especially the way the butt sticks together.
I'm going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit.
I'll try to separate them and never seal them up. Shit.
I'm going to seduce that little boy with chocolate biscuits.
Cookies, look here. Even get a polaroid.
(Chorus)
When will the bagpipes in Baghdad stop?
For Peter's sake, he's going crazy.
What does bagpipes in Baghdad remind me of?
I played bagpipes in Baghdad, thinking about the rhyme of the lyrics.
Someone turned on the light in the empty room because I was leaving.
I play bagpipes in Baghdad.
I ran down the street like a madman with a garbage bag in my hand.
I have all the lyrics of his new album. Leave a mailbox if you want.