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Please give me a touching sketch, about graduation, the number is about 5 people, hurry! ~
This story was told by two people. My classmates and I are going to tell it at the graduation party in a few days.

Interesting talk about graduation

Zhou Shuai

(going on stage and bowing)

A: There are many audiences here today

B: Yes, there are quite a few

A: Some people here know me.

b: today? I really don't know

A: Today is our graduation day

B: Oh, the graduation day

A: Yes, it's really hard to leave my friends and teachers.

B: Oh, it's true.

A: But now there are telephones, so it's not hard to call when you miss them. Who are you?

b: huh? After all this talk, I don't even know who I am I'm also a student in this class

A: Are you in this class, too? Why haven't I seen you

B: Never seen me? Impossible, I'm XXX. A: XXX? Is there such a person?

b: hey, forget it, just ignore me. I'd better go down (to the stage)

a: come back, why are you going?

b: don't you know me? I'm leaving.

A: I'm just kidding you when I come back. How can I not know you?

b: I know you, but I don't know you. If you have nothing to do, you can find a cigarette.

A: Right? Which school did you go to?

b: which school did you go to?

a: yes.

b: so where did you get in?

A: Me, I was admitted to Tsinghua.

B: Huh? Tsinghua in junior high school? I haven't heard of it

A: Hey, it's not that people think I'm young and don't want me

B: Surprise me

A: I got into a key high school

B: Yeah, congratulations

A: I said I almost got into it

B: Oh, how bad was it?

a: it's not much difference, just about 4 points.

b: ah? It's not that bad.

a: yuck, don't insult my grades

b: well, I won't talk

a: if you don't talk, I should ask you

b: ask me what?

a: we are going to have a graduation party after graduation. what do you say?

B: What should I do? It's normal to have a graduation party after graduation.

A: No, I mean what program should I give?

B: Oh, please sing a song, Emil Wakin Chau's Friends.

A: It's a good song. Ahem, "Friends go together all their lives, and those days are gone."

B: Stop, stop, kill me. Are you singing? It's like crying like a ghost.

It's a cross talk.

A: Cross talk is good, cross talk is good, and cross talk pays attention to "speaking, learning, teasing and singing".

B: Yes, that's right.

A: There is a cross talk actor named Degang Guo.

B: There is such a cross talk actor.

A: Nobody told me. They all said I was ugly and told me I was ashamed.

B: That's all right. I'll tell you

A: No, how can I do that?

B: Yes, it's all right. I'm not ashamed.

A: No, I'm ashamed to be with you.

A: Actually, it's not that ugly, not much worse than beggars in the street.

B: Ah, it's not that bad.

A: Don't feel inferior, too. As the ancients said, "People, in this life, are just like sleeping. Once your eyes are closed and opened, a day passes."

once you close your eyes, your life will pass, which is so embarrassing. "So you should

take it easy

B: What did the ancients say?

a: aren't they ancient people? Who's that?

b: "Little Shenyang" said

A: Oh dear, it was Little Shenyang who said it. Where is he from?

B: Hey, China, forget it, I can't tell you clearly

A: Don't talk nonsense if you don't know

B: Who doesn't know?

a: ok, even if I don't know

b: whatever, that is

a: ok, that is, I don't know. oh, no, no, am I kidding or

are you kidding? Why do you have more lines than me?

b: of course you're joking when you stand here. It's just that the screenwriter has written too many of my lines.

I'm still tired.

A: Hey, who wrote it so foolishly? I'm going to get even with him.

B: He, you don't have to look for it. The absent-minded screenwriter is standing next to me.

A: Me? Oh, I really forgot.

B: You forgot everything you wrote?

A: Oh, it's normal. People forget things more.

B: You're not modest at all.

A: By the way, let me tell you something.

B: What is it?

a: I was walking in the street yesterday, and someone called me from behind. The handsome guy in front, handsome brother

, please turn around. When I turned around, I was a monk with a shaved head and a cassock. He said to

, "Donor, today you are the 25th person I met, and I will send you. Suddenly, a large group of women

came to ask me for autographs and take pictures of me. I was beautiful. Just when I was happy, my

friend gave me a big slap in the face. What are you beautiful about putting socks on in the middle of the night?

b: dreaming!

(bowing, stepping down)

After

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