Interesting talk about graduation
Zhou Shuai
(going on stage and bowing)
A: There are many audiences here today
B: Yes, there are quite a few
A: Some people here know me.
b: today? I really don't know
A: Today is our graduation day
B: Oh, the graduation day
A: Yes, it's really hard to leave my friends and teachers.
B: Oh, it's true.
A: But now there are telephones, so it's not hard to call when you miss them. Who are you?
b: huh? After all this talk, I don't even know who I am I'm also a student in this class
A: Are you in this class, too? Why haven't I seen you
B: Never seen me? Impossible, I'm XXX. A: XXX? Is there such a person?
b: hey, forget it, just ignore me. I'd better go down (to the stage)
a: come back, why are you going?
b: don't you know me? I'm leaving.
A: I'm just kidding you when I come back. How can I not know you?
b: I know you, but I don't know you. If you have nothing to do, you can find a cigarette.
A: Right? Which school did you go to?
b: which school did you go to?
a: yes.
b: so where did you get in?
A: Me, I was admitted to Tsinghua.
B: Huh? Tsinghua in junior high school? I haven't heard of it
A: Hey, it's not that people think I'm young and don't want me
B: Surprise me
A: I got into a key high school
B: Yeah, congratulations
A: I said I almost got into it
B: Oh, how bad was it?
a: it's not much difference, just about 4 points.
b: ah? It's not that bad.
a: yuck, don't insult my grades
b: well, I won't talk
a: if you don't talk, I should ask you
b: ask me what?
a: we are going to have a graduation party after graduation. what do you say?
B: What should I do? It's normal to have a graduation party after graduation.
A: No, I mean what program should I give?
B: Oh, please sing a song, Emil Wakin Chau's Friends.
A: It's a good song. Ahem, "Friends go together all their lives, and those days are gone."
B: Stop, stop, kill me. Are you singing? It's like crying like a ghost.
It's a cross talk.
A: Cross talk is good, cross talk is good, and cross talk pays attention to "speaking, learning, teasing and singing".
B: Yes, that's right.
A: There is a cross talk actor named Degang Guo.
B: There is such a cross talk actor.
A: Nobody told me. They all said I was ugly and told me I was ashamed.
B: That's all right. I'll tell you
A: No, how can I do that?
B: Yes, it's all right. I'm not ashamed.
A: No, I'm ashamed to be with you.
A: Actually, it's not that ugly, not much worse than beggars in the street.
B: Ah, it's not that bad.
A: Don't feel inferior, too. As the ancients said, "People, in this life, are just like sleeping. Once your eyes are closed and opened, a day passes."
once you close your eyes, your life will pass, which is so embarrassing. "So you should
take it easy
B: What did the ancients say?
a: aren't they ancient people? Who's that?
b: "Little Shenyang" said
A: Oh dear, it was Little Shenyang who said it. Where is he from?
B: Hey, China, forget it, I can't tell you clearly
A: Don't talk nonsense if you don't know
B: Who doesn't know?
a: ok, even if I don't know
b: whatever, that is
a: ok, that is, I don't know. oh, no, no, am I kidding or
are you kidding? Why do you have more lines than me?
b: of course you're joking when you stand here. It's just that the screenwriter has written too many of my lines.
I'm still tired.
A: Hey, who wrote it so foolishly? I'm going to get even with him.
B: He, you don't have to look for it. The absent-minded screenwriter is standing next to me.
A: Me? Oh, I really forgot.
B: You forgot everything you wrote?
A: Oh, it's normal. People forget things more.
B: You're not modest at all.
A: By the way, let me tell you something.
B: What is it?
a: I was walking in the street yesterday, and someone called me from behind. The handsome guy in front, handsome brother
, please turn around. When I turned around, I was a monk with a shaved head and a cassock. He said to
, "Donor, today you are the 25th person I met, and I will send you. Suddenly, a large group of women
came to ask me for autographs and take pictures of me. I was beautiful. Just when I was happy, my
friend gave me a big slap in the face. What are you beautiful about putting socks on in the middle of the night?
b: dreaming!
(bowing, stepping down)
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