Customer: The rat poison you sell here doesn’t work at all! Not only did the mouse not die after eating it, but it also became fatter and fatter!

Shop clerk: Oh, that’s right. This is a newly launched green and environmentally friendly rat poison that does not contain any toxins. Its principle of killing rats is to fatten the rats. When the rats are so fat that they can't burrow into their holes, either cats or humans can easily kill them. Don't worry, just keep using it.

An American and a Chinese went to an African country to sell shoes. After market research, they found that few people here wore shoes. The Americans immediately took a plane back home, while the Chinese But I was overjoyed: I can start my career here, and there are unlimited business opportunities here. So the Chinese stayed. After several years of hard work, most of the people here put on shoes made in China, and the Chinese succeeded.

< p>This story tells us that creating opportunities is as important as discovering them.

In 2005, the State Environmental Protection Administration was criticized by the State Council for failing to meet various targets.

National People’s Congress: State Environmental Protection Administration, what did you do last year?

State Environmental Protection Administration: All our personnel have invested in the Old Summer Palace

National People’s Congress: What did you do in the Old Summer Palace?

State Environmental Protection Administration: Dismantling the anti-seepage geomembrane in Old Summer Palace

National People’s Congress: Why should it be dismantled?

State Environmental Protection Administration: Because the Old Summer Palace prevents leakage and saves water

National People’s Congress: Isn’t saving water conducive to environmental protection and the ecological environment?

State Environmental Protection Administration: If you want to save water, the revenue of the water conservancy department will be reduced, which will directly reduce GDP

National People’s Congress: It makes some sense, but it is not a fundamental reason.

State Environmental Protection Administration: Yes! You think everyone should save water. With the investment of 600 billion in the South-to-North Water Diversion Project, water is diverted from the south and the water price is high. Who will use it?

Deputy to the National People’s Congress: Oh, this is the most fundamental truth. Support...but the director still has to be held accountable and removed from the post of director of the State Environmental Protection Administration

State Environmental Protection Administration: Woo hoo... (crying)

One day, the president of a certain country During his visit to China, he specially invited the heads of several environmental protection organizations to attend a round-the-clock meeting on environmental protection

. During the banquet, all the representatives signed autographs. After the president of a certain country signed, he handed the pen in his hand to the female village head of a global village in China who was standing behind him. Unexpectedly, the female village head was very serious about the visiting country. The president said, "I'm sorry,

for the sake of environmental protection, I never use disposable pens. I carry a pen with me. Not only that, in addition to the pen, I also carry I carry handkerchiefs, spoons for eating, cloth bags for shopping - and look at my business cards, they are all written on recycled paper." The president was at a loss for words. He was silent for a while and said very awkwardly, "Okay!

Environmental protection is good! Environmental protection is good! Environmentalists are highly aware."

There was a man who wanted to be an animal caretaker in a zoo. The director said to him: "Well, I want to test you. Can you make the elephant shake its head first, then nod, and finally jump into the swimming pool?" The man said, "That's easy!" So he walked up to The elephant said in front of him: "Do you know me?" The elephant shook his head. The man asked again: "Are you angry?" The elephant nodded. The man then picked up an awl and pierced the elephant's butt. The elephant jumped into the swimming pool in pain.

After seeing this, the director said: "You are too unsympathetic to be an animal caretaker." The man said: "Give me another chance, I will definitely be gentle." Yuan Chang Said: "Okay, the same three conditions, but this time you can't do anything." The man agreed, walked up to the elephant and said, "Are you still angry?" The elephant shook his head. The man asked again: "Do you know me now?" The elephant nodded. The man asked again: "Do you know what to do now?" Upon hearing this, the elephant turned around and jumped into the swimming pool.

Because people threw food to the lions, the zoo thought of a way

Put up a sign - Throwing things must be picked up by yourself...

Distance creates beauty, refuse close contact.

Please don’t stretch out your hands to break branches, flowers also have their own tears.

Every flower and every grass is life, and every branch and leaf is always about love.

The grass smiles at you and asks you to take a detour.