One of Bao Zheng's jokes series:
1, early dynasty. Bao Zheng visited Song Renzong. ? Good morning, your majesty. Look at you yawning. Didn't you have a rest last night? Actually, I slept very full. But I want to sleep as soon as I see your face. ?
2. What is the signed document that Bao Zheng saw? We are sugar, sweet to sorrow. ? I can't help sighing, change my signature:? This house is carbon, black to sad. ?
Zhan Zhao put on a black suit and was about to leave Kaifeng, when a voice came from the darkness. Where are the exhibition guards? A closer look reveals the meniscus in Bao Zheng's eyes and forehead. ? My subordinates are going out to get information. I don't know what you adults are talking about in pajamas. My family just took a shower and forgot to bring a change of clothes. I'm not wearing anything now. ?
4. Kaifeng is a happy event ~ Bao Zheng went to court for trial. ? What happened to the people kneeling? My Lord, I have carefully studied fortune-telling skills, but they insist that I am a magic stick. ? Oh? You can do a divination for this house, and you can decide the right and wrong. ? All right. My Lord, I saw you coming out of the dark hall, and the dog head was waiting for you. ?
Song Renzong asked Bao Zheng to report people's sufferings. ? Many people come from poor families. ? Bao Zheng Road? They can't even light an oil lamp! When our government visits at night, it's your own problem that you can't see your fingers in the room. Please give some more convincing examples. ?
Bao Zheng joke series 2:
1, someone bragged: I really enjoyed watching a play today! ?
Someone asked:? What play?
? Beijing Opera Bao Gong beheaded Cao Cao. ?
? No, Bao Gong belongs to the Song Dynasty and Cao Cao belongs to the Three Kingdoms. The age difference is nearly a hundred years. How can Bao Gong cut Cao Cao?
? You don't know Bao's temper. As long as he is a bad guy, he still cares about the Three Kingdoms in Song Dynasty. ?
2. When will there be a bright moon? Ask heaven for wine. Bao Gong touched his forehead and said, You are drunk, Zhan Guard!
3. One night, an assassin sneaked into Bao Zheng's room and tried to assassinate him. He lifted the quilt, only to find that there was no one on the bed. He thought that the plot had been discovered, and he was frightened and ran out of the door.
After a while, Bao's language came from the room: fortunately, I am used to sleeping naked?
4、? Guard Zhan, what are you doing there?
? Lord gongsun, shh, don't make any noise. I'm watching the solar eclipse. ?
? Eclipse? Why don't I know?
? Not yet. I'll have it when Lord Bao comes out. ?
5. Bao Gong: Mr. Gongsun, when I was an official, I loved my people like a son and had a good reputation. Why is it so deserted to open an inn after retirement?
Gongsun Ce: I think it's a bad name.
Bao Gong: Bao Zheng Inn, what's the matter?
Gongsun Ce: You can tell it's a black shop.
6. Zhan Zhao finally resigned one day. Bai Yutang asked inexplicably: Why do you want to give up your bright future?
Hearing this, Zhan Zhao got angry and struck the table angrily: Working under Bao Zheng? Behind this? 、? Life stain? 、? Black eat black? These words are sensitive words. How the fuck can you do a criminal investigation?
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