Many stories are particularly amusing. The most popular sentences on various social platforms are funny ones, which are jokes that everyone teases each other. So here are the funny stories on WeChat compiled by Xiaobian that don't want to work overtime. Welcome to check them out.

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We don't want to work overtime on WeChat.

1. I'm tired of being a dog every day at work, and all kinds of occupational diseases are beginning to come out. Earning hard money is not enough for medical expenses.

2. Every Monday, I am tired as a dog, and I get up late for work. This day passes so fast that it will be the end of the month.

3. Ever since I heard that irregular rest is very harmful to my health, I have been scared to stay up all night regularly.

4. I'm tired of being busy for more than 1 days. I really admire myself for being able to climb out of bed early this morning and stick to work.

5. Every Monday, I am tired as a dog, and I get up late for work. This day is so fast that it will be the end of December.

6. Why don't I rest? I have to go to work tomorrow. It's been five days. I'm tired as a dog and I'm paralyzed!

7. Look, everyone who doesn't eat has joined the women's group. Like me, who loves to work and eat, I can only join the US group.

8. I will wait for you all my life. No matter how humble the waiting is. It will also make me live hopefully and happily.

9. I spend my whole life waiting for you, even if the waiting is humble, it will make me live hopefully and happily.

1. I am busy out of the sky, tired to be a dog, attending various meetings, and I don't know if this is good or bad.

11. Only when everyone is injured and understands the pain will they gradually mature and become heartless.

12. I'm in a 9-to-5 class now, and I'm terribly idle, but I miss my work as a dog before. Am I sick?

13. I have to be tired to be a dog at work recently, but life still needs a little sense of ceremony to be interesting. Work hard at the age of 26.

14. The difference between people is not vanity in appearance, nor good or evil in heart, but the choice of professionalism.

15. I used to think it was hard to go to school, but now I know that going to school is a paradise. It's hard to go to work, and I'm tired into a dog.

16. When I go to work on Monday. I always feel tired, dizzy, sore all over, loss of appetite, inattention and so on.

17. I saw my college classmates say that maturity means that I am tired today and sad and desperate, so I still have to go to work tomorrow. Society is cruel, who can give us some warmth?

18. Go out early and go back to work late, and hurry day by day. I didn't earn a few copper coins, day after day and year after year. Tired as a dog.

19. I'm very tired, busy and disappointed recently. I'm tired of my work, busy with my work, and disappointed with my future work. Hey!

2. My parents are healthy, and my papers are full of ideas. I don't have to be tired as a dog in my internship. I passed the exam smoothly and ran to the road of being a rich woman!

21. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, I can't reach the end of the world. I dried my tears. Today, we all have to go to work.

22. If I am bullied like this as a newcomer, I can only "hehe". If I work overtime every day and become a dog, will my boss be blind?

23. Every day when the alarm clock rings, there are 5 reasons for asking for leave in my mind, and I don't want to go to work, but none of them are reliable.

24. I haven't slept for almost 48 hours. I'm tired as a dog all day today, and I'm still not sleepy at this point.

25. When I'm rich, I'm late for work every day, so I'll deduct 1 yuan for being late once. I'll give you 1 million yuan, so keep it for fun.

26. I've been sleeping past 12 o'clock every night these days, and suddenly I feel very tired at night. I'm an old man, and staying up late really doesn't work. I'm very tired!

27. I'm really grateful to myself who has been exercising at home for the first half of the year, so that I won't die suddenly in the second half of the year when I'm tired as a dog.

28. I have experienced epidemic prevention and flood control for a tired dog. I have driven 1, kilometers, and I have also been to distant cities, and I have some experience.

29. Give your all and your heart out, and you will either get a person worthy of your life, or get a lesson worth remembering.

3. The dog-tired week is finally coming to an end, but I still want to go to work when I think that tomorrow will be another miserable day with my children.

31, sarika, I'm so busy as a dog when you come! I just hope you don't blow so crazy, flowers and trees can't stand your torture.

32. I didn't feel well at work today. I took a half-day leave in the afternoon and just came out after the leave. Shit! I feel much more comfortable, basically just fine.

33. I haven't had anything on my mind recently. Why do I lose sleep every day and always dream of doing strange things with the poker player? I wake up exhausted.

34, 24 hours a day, 13 hours at work, the rest of the time to sleep, urgently need entertainment time, I really want to be busy, tired like a dog.

35. The hardest thing in life is the choice; The hardest thing in the work is renovation; The most painful thing in life is self-disturbance; The most distressing thing in life is injustice.

36. You really don't know how tired we are! I have become a little girl and a woman: my arm is raised. You have muscles. Do coolies every day!

37. No matter what age you are, I think we should learn to be gentle with the people around us, at least don't give others any trouble when we say it.

38. People who shout that they are too busy to be tired every day actually don't know how to be busy in a meaningful way! As the saying goes, the poor are busy with their hands and feet, and the rich are busy with their minds.

39. I'm tired as a dog. Recently, I'm going to visit the building materials market all day tomorrow and receive customers all day on Monday. It will probably be after May before I can have a little leisure.

4. Class is divided into minutes, minutes to slow down, minutes to wander, minutes to send to Weibo, minutes to see Weibo, minutes to forward to Weibo, minutes to sleep, and minutes to the whole.

Office workers who send friends to tell jokes

1. I have a wandering heart, and I always want to wander the world one day. Every time I think about this, I often feel moved to tears. The tragedy is: I still get up early to go to work the next day.

2. Go to work 15 minutes earlier and leave work 3 minutes later every day.

3. On Monday, you said you didn't get enough sleep. On Tuesday, you said that you were tired of driving to work; On Wednesday, you said it seemed like a big meal; On Thursday, you said you really wanted to party; On Friday, you said to get off work quickly; It's the weekend May our weekend be full of beauty!

4. You see, your employees will be late for work. By car, your driver will be late; You go on a date, your lover will be late, just me, your loyal alarm clock is so punctual every day, you can afford me if you don't get up! ! Go, go, go! The alarm clock wishes you happiness every minute!

5. I wake up every morning thinking that my grandfather quit, and my grandson will go to work in 2 minutes.

6. I have to read the Forbes rich list every morning. If my name doesn't appear on it, I will go to work.

7. The light of temptation eclipses my sadness. Too many extravagant hopes are finally as light as feathers.

8. I'm very strict with my work. It's too long to go home. It's too annoying to stay up late. I call for money. I dare not try to meet my lover. It's too difficult to meet my lover.

9. That's right. I'm a BMW family. I take the Bus to the nearest subway station, and then Walk a while after getting out of the subway to get to my destination.

1. Men suffer, men are tired, and men earn money to support their families. Work hard, struggle hard, and strive to make a living.

11. I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to go to work, I just want to, I just want to sleep and get paid to eat a big meal

12. I played mahjong with some colleagues all night last night. Go to work directly in the morning. At the morning meeting, the manager said above: There are three issues to focus on. The colleague who lost money last night said, half asleep: Wait a minute, three things I want to touch

13. I have no strength to go forward, and there is no room to go back. I am unwilling to stand still. This is what most office workers call anxiety.

14. People who work on Labor Day, you have worked hard. Let's serve the people together!

15. Can I get up, wash, eat, go to work, get off work, kiss and do bed exercises with you?

16. There are probably many things to wait for in this world, such as the subway to work, Starbucks latte with ice, express delivery just delivered, and you who like me.

17. Tell me what is really bad for you to go to work.

18. You are so poor. Today is your birthday, but it doesn't matter. Because you received my blessing, I believe you will have a good time today!

19. Tomorrow in Chinese Valentine's Day, I found that I had five people to accompany me at work and four people to accompany me when I went home to sleep at night. How nice!

2. Her dream at that time ... was to marry the man with a warm smile, be an office worker from nine to five, save money to buy a car and a house with him, have a baby of her own, and then things would be stable and the years would be quiet.

I often dream that I am at work, and when I wake up, I am at work!

2. It's time to have a good rest!

3. Others work to earn money, while I work to lose money.

4. Although I am late for work every day, I get off work on time.

5. Send my blessing to know your hard work and my comfort to understand your fatigue at work. I hope that my blessing will take away your hard work and my comfort will eliminate your fatigue. I sincerely wish you happy every day.

6. You really don't know how tired we are! I have become a little girl and a woman: when my arm is lifted, I have muscles. Do coolies every day!

7, wearing a star to go to work, thousands of lights come home!

8. Passengers who don't want to go to work, please don't miss the station. The next stop is the weekend station! Passengers who get off the bus, please clean up your mood and start a new day.

9. I am sleepy as soon as I go to work. I will sleep as soon as I get sleepy. I will not sleep after work. If I don't sleep, I will be sleepy as soon as I go to work.

1. For your future. You should study hard. Work hard. Fight hard. Just to avoid being looked down upon in the future.

11. My mother is ill. Lying in bed, her face is very old, and her white face looks strange. It hurts so much. Dad goes to work and I take care of her at home.

12. No matter how good I am, I can't compare with the woman who works for you, the real society.

13. Others say that to live is to suffer.

14. Mother: Baby, mother is going to work. Would you like to sing a song for her? Son: What song to sing? Mother: Bless mother, of course. Son: Sister, you go forward boldly. Wow

15. It feels really bad to get up. Every minute is made of worries, the alarm keeps ringing, the cell phone keeps ringing, and you can't stay in bed. You can only pretend to be tired and continue running on your way to work. I wish my friends a happy day and a good mood every day.

16. What do we live for? Get up on time every day, eat and go to work for a better job and a better house? Why do you want to live a young life with an old and heavy mind? What do you live for? Because we are alive.

17. Laughing and crying hurts the most. It really hurts. This kind of pain has never happened before.

18. I don't go to work now. The most time I spend every day is thinking about you.

19. It's interesting that people are really him. If they live, they will die.

2. Large tracts of cool wind invaded this desolate city, the leaves turned yellow and the geese left.