Short sentences with homophones suitable for couples to chat

01. If you want me to die, I will use Facebook.

02.funny mud pee(nm fart).

03.Book thinking, hiding the blue deep, smiling with blue teeth.

04.can can need.

05.Why aunt never sweats, because aunt is afraid of leaving aunt sweat.

06.peace war found The fart was made by me

07. Cats can meow, dogs can bark, chickens can do anything, chickens can be left to those who are prepared.

08. Where is Tiga from? Northeast, because I, Tiga, is in the northeast.

09. How do you say bench in English? Answer: abandon.

10. Conan has always spoiled Xiaolan, and he is really a master of spoiling her.

11.you need cry dear. I have your express delivery.

12. You hurt word, I passed it by excel.

13. Bow down to school town.

14. My old colleague Dingding’s signature read “God is a girl.” I asked him why he became so artistic, and he said it was called “God is unfair.”

15. I became a star when I worked in the fields today. The folks passing by asked me from time to time: Isn’t it hot in the fields?

16. The tiger in the zoo turned the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion certificate.

17. He was afraid of the dark and obtained a night avoidance certificate.

18. Don’t be confused in your twenties, it’s just thirty. After forty, you can show your real skills.

19. How happy it would be if someone belonged to me. Stop dreaming, no one in the world is a fish.

20. Do you know why rappers don’t get divorced? Because they fight until they grow old.