After the summer vacation, I didn't thin into a flash of lightning, but became a dark cloud. The following is a complete book I carefully recommend to you, hoping to help you.

Careful selection

1. I traveled all over the country with my friends during the holiday.

2. China women's volleyball team lost to Thailand. Who can guarantee that all the players in Thailand are women?

I was born a vagrant. For example, I don't use paddles when rowing, but I rely on waves.

The way to insomnia is to get up, look in the mirror and be fascinated.

5. You said you wanted to grow old with me. After I dyed it, you called me non-mainstream.

When you speak ill of me, you should think about yourself.

I licked my fingers and cried.

8. He ran out of the door in tears, and there was no door at home since then.

9. Can you keep your eyes open in class?

10. The biggest regret in life is that you can't kiss my face.

1. Others are full after eating two bites, and I can eat two more when I am full.

2. How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

There is a kind of backbone that does not go back to get the mobile phone after slamming the door.

Xiao Ming was ruthless, and then licked his hands and burned himself to death.

My progress made him sit up and take notice, and since then he has lost his eyes.

No matter what you lose, God will give it to you.

7. If you are in good health, I will prepare a spare tire for my old age.

8. "I'm willing to be your best listener and watch you pretend from beginning to end."

9. I hope to have a deskmate in Shuai Shuai when I start school. Many girls send him love letters and many snacks. Finally, he threw it at me with an expression of disgust.

10. It's popular to like each other recently. Do you want to have a try?

1 1. When you yell at me at the top of your lungs, think about whether our relationship is enough for me to spoil you.

12. "You are half like Shakespeare", "Where" and "Sabie"

13. After I left my hometown in those years, the villagers never drank a well water again.

14. I became stupid again this summer vacation. How can I integrate into that high IQ environment when I start school?

15. I looked at you frequently on the bus, and you looked at me frequently. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clung to your wallet.

16. I am afraid that I will fall in love with you and dare not let myself get too close.

17. It's not that I love staying up late, but that I'm needed as a bright star in the dark.

18. "The child's cough is always bad" and "This is probably just a fake fight"

19. The most vicious sentence I have ever heard: My eyes are bigger than your breasts!

20. Seeing you and sunshine every morning is the future I want.

2 1. On the first day of school, I dressed like a blind date, but my expression was like mourning.

22. After the summer vacation, I didn't thin into a flash of lightning, but turned black into a dark cloud.

23. "There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you." "Like the class teacher outside the window?"

24. Perhaps, I found a reason to remain silent: I missed my words.

25. The best way to make someone forget you is to borrow money from him.

26. Life is as crisp as autumn.

27. "Understanding is understanding, and I still want to be jealous."

28. Recently, someone always praises me for being smart. I've been thinking all night, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news.

Remember to bring money when I wait for you in the restaurant.

30. Every sunny day, you will meet the right person. Don't be afraid. Good things always come out.

3 1. We can't be born together, but we can harm people together.

32. "Do you think it's okay to have an abortion three times a month?" "Your girlfriend? ! ""no. This is my bike. "

33. Those who are good-looking and like to eat are called foodies, and those who are not so good-looking and like to eat are called gits.

34. "Don't call me a light bulb in the future. Call me the brightest star in the night sky. "

Every time you are mean to me, I think there is something wrong with you, and you can still lose your temper with such a lovely me.

36. I often look at you on the bus, and you often look at me. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clung to your wallet.

The cruelest thing in the world is to wait for the advertisement for more than 70 seconds and find that you have seen this episode.

38. The "generation gap" means that I asked my father what he thought of the "chrysanthemum table" and he said that he had never drunk it.

39. After eating the whole bucket, we will be a family.

When I left my hometown, the villagers could no longer drink a well water.