2. Anonymous got pregnant before marriage, gave birth to a boy shortly after marriage, and gave birth to another boy and a second child a few years later. After marriage, the husband heard the gossip of anonymous one after another, and he suspected that the eldest son was not his own. During a quarrel between husband and wife, anonymous blurted out, "My son is not yours, and neither is my second son." The husband then took his two sons for DNA testing, and sure enough, neither of them was his.
Many years ago, there was only one mother and son in the family. After her son got married, the mother had to sleep on a kang with her son and daughter-in-law, even between the young couple. If you find your son and daughter-in-law sleeping together, go to the streets in the middle of the night to scold.
A man and anonymous are my husband's colleagues. One night, a man invited Anonymous to eat mala Tang, and then stayed at Anonymous's house for the night. The next day, a man went to work to show off: "A bowl of mala Tang slept anonymous."
Someone went out to work, and his wife ran away with someone at home. When someone found out that his wife had run away with a man named Wang Hanger in the village, his name was Wang Er. So I went to a village to find out where the two families lived. It happened that there were two Wangs in the village, and the tour guide showed him the house of another Wangs. Someone entered the Wangs' yard and smashed the glass without saying anything. Wang called the police and someone was detained.
Wang eryi, who stole his wife, was afraid and sent her back to the family.
Ou Di: "My father's investment failed, and it was all gone overnight. The house is gone, my mother can't stand it. "
Dai Jun: "How much does that owe?"
Ou Di: "It seemed to be NT$ 3 million to NT$ 5 million. At that time, my parents told me, Han Sheng, can my parents divorce? I don't know what divorce is. Mom and dad say that divorce means having one more mom and dad. I thought I could get an extra red envelope, so I made a decision that I regret today and left with my dad. I have been earning my own tuition since my debut, moving bricks, plastering cement, sticking tiles and working as a KTV waiter at the construction site. Finally, I have to take part in the competition. I quit my job, thinking that I can be a star and my father's debt can be paid off. I pay my dad every month, and I have never done it. I don't even know how much money I earn every month. Ten years have passed, and my father's debts have not been paid off. Once I said, Dad, I'm so tired. I've been practicing dancing. I don't know if it will be popular. Is that all you got to say How much do I have to earn before my mother comes back? "
Dai Jun: "What did Dad say?"
Ou Di: "He said wait a little longer, wait a little longer."
Li Jing: "What if you have no financial resources during your service in the army?"
Ou Di: "I went to be a soldier, and my father couldn't stand it anymore. The creditors gave him a good beating. This is an incredible thing in my life, because my father is a taekwondo coach and I am also a black belt. He is the best soldier in my mind, but he said there were three people on the other side, and they all had knives and so on. He came to me with bruises on his face and said that he would let me help him for the last time. "
Dai Jun: "How? You have no money? "
Ou Di: "He brought some uncles and took out three pieces of paper. A piece of paper says that my dad still owes 3 million. I had only one thought. If I don't save him, my father may die. I signed it without thinking. I looked at the date, which was the date of my retirement. "
Dai Jun: "What did you sign?"
Ou Di: "promissory note, I haven't seen my dad since then, and I haven't seen it yet."
Li Jing: "You've been paying back the money. When did you know it would end? "
Ou Di: "The company later said it was over, so I suddenly didn't know what to do. I have paid back half my life's money, and I have helped pay it back since junior high school. Suddenly I don't have to make money for others. what am I supposed to do？ I was still doing a show with Brother Xian, so I told Brother Xian that I didn't want to do it. I have paid back the money. Now I am a free man, and I am very relaxed. He said, you don't have to earn it yourself I said, I live in this process every day, eat overnight box lunch, and eat expired food at the convenience store that day. I don't need money, I just want to live by the sea and surf. He said, you can't do this. I'm sorry you did this. He said that you must give yourself a goal or an ideal. At that time, I really couldn't imagine what it was like to make money for myself instead of making money for others. "
Excavate: "Have you ever hated your father?"
Ou Di: "Actually, I have never hated it, so I don't know how to hate it. I never wanted to hate my parents. I just don't think I can let them solve the problem in a big way. "
Jing Li: "I don't think many people of our age have such experiences and dramatic feelings, so it is difficult for him to be really happy from the heart, because many things that happened in the past exist, right?"
Ou Di: "Yes, this is my destiny, but I will be happy. I am very happy on the stage of Everyday. That's not pretending, because a happy audience makes me happy. "
Jing Li: "But I saw on the show that you were punished, such as patting flour and throwing octopus."
Dai Jun: "I have seen some things that I think I can't accept, such as eating breadworms and bats, which is unbearable for an artist."
Ou Di: "At that time, I was young, crazy, playful and acceptable. Cooked bats taste like plastic, spiders and mantis are fried, and once a whole can of oysters was dug up and a coin was put in it. You must dig out the coin with your tongue and bite it in your mouth to pass. You have to step into the breadworm's box and pour them out. "
Li Jing: "Can you say no?"
Ou Di: "There should be no way."
Jing Li: "If it weren't for debt, would you take this job?"
Ou Di: "I don't think so. Actually, I just wanted to sing and dance since I was a child. I didn't expect it to be funny. "
Li Jing: "Actually, I think Ou Di is worth learning from today's young people. Dare you say that your experience is rougher than his? Will you bear the debt for your father? I think it's really great to do what you don't want to do and pursue your dreams. "
Ou Di, who usually seems to love to laugh, always tells jokes to amuse everyone. In fact, his life is more difficult than most people, and he survived so strongly that people were convinced. I hope Ou Di can return to the daily stage.
I always thought it was a joke, until two days ago, my dear colleague provided me with a living case.
The girl came to the office panting early in the morning and shouted at us as soon as she came in. She is not feeling well today. Maybe she got up in a hurry in the morning. She always feels breathless and uncomfortable all over. On the bus several times, she felt that she could not do it.
Then the girl searched Baidu herself and came to the conclusion that it was probably airway obstruction. This kind of thing is not taken seriously, and it is easy to go wrong, so she asked for leave in the afternoon and went to the hospital.
Please take a vacation. When the girl started to pack up and stand up, the colleague opposite said, "I really want to find something ..."
Then she reached out and pulled the girl's clothes. The girl was obviously unhappy: "What are you doing? I told you I was not feeling well. Don't mess with me. "
Colleagues may think that pulling on the opposite side has no effect, so they run to the girl and pull on other people's clothes persistently.
A delay, a struggle.
A delay, a struggle.
A delay, a struggle.
After several rounds, my colleague laughed wildly: "I said that your sweater looks familiar and different today, hahahahahaha, you are wearing it backwards!" " ! "
The whole office was shocked and everyone came to watch.
Wow, isn't this the sweater with a tight neckline that she said yesterday? It's a little tight, but it's harder to breathe when you wear it backwards. No wonder, no wonder ...
Finally, the girl made up an excuse to cancel the afternoon vacation. Of course, this kind of sand sculpture can't reach the ears of leaders ~ ~ ~
Although I didn't hide in the end.
Let me say a positive energy one. One of my classmates fell in love with his front desk in junior high school, but the girl refused. When his father was in a car accident in the second day of junior high school, the girls had feelings because of pity, but they were far from loving and caring for him. But also because of family difficulties, as the eldest son, he dropped out of school and went out to work. When I was a sophomore, a girl received a letter saying that I knew I didn't deserve you, but I really wanted you to know that I always liked you. The girl was moved and they interacted. The girl went to college and was pursued by Gao Fushuai, the monitor of the class. The ideological gap between them was too big and they broke up. When the boy's mother found out, she wanted to beat gongs and drums to find a partner for her son. He said I wanted him. If he didn't like me, I wouldn't get married. This is my life. I didn't go home for the New Year. After graduating from college, the girl broke up with her boyfriend. After he found out, he asked the boss for leave to live directly next to the girl's work unit, and then chased her, and the two got back together. The two of them spent a lot of ups and downs together. Later, the girl quit her job and started a small factory with him to start a business together. The girl is beautiful and thoughtful. Seriously, although she is affectionate, I admire the courage of a rural wage earner. Because of them, I think the plots in Korean dramas are not completely deceptive, so I still believe in love.
In the summer of 2002, in Caizhuang, where the township government is located, Uncle Cai found me: Gao Judi, I have something to ask you.
I said, you can sit down and talk.
Uncle Cai sat down and said angrily, I want you to treat my eldest son.
I said with a pen and paper, tell me the truth.
Uncle Cai said: this year, the two of us will go to the sophomore year, and the sophomore year will not let me in. My wife is a vegetable now, and everything depends on me. Now stand at his house, and my youngest son won't let me in.
I said, calm down first, and I'll send him over later.
The next morning, Cai Yujiang, the eldest son of Uncle Cai, was sent to the judicial office.
Cai Yujiang: Director Gao, what do you want with me? I said, I came to see you about your father.
Cai Yujiang: My parents are unfair and eccentric. They came to pick me up, not in person. They didn't give me anything, but both of them. They should be raised by two brothers.
I said: even if you were picked up, you must have been raised by them. As far as I know, you didn't pick it up, it was their own.
Cai Yujiang crustily skin of head: I won't let them in.
I said: it is the duty of every citizen to support the elderly, which is stipulated in the marriage law. It is illegal for you not to support the elderly.
Cai Yujiang: What do you mean illegal or not? I won't let them into my house anyway!
Cai Yujiang finished and walked out of the house of cutting.
In the afternoon, Uncle Cai came to the judicial office.
Uncle Cai: Gao Judiciary, what did my eldest son say?
Me: Don't worry, your son said you didn't give him money and gave it to your other two sons. He won't let you go to his house.
Uncle Cai got angry when he heard it: He really farted. I built the house where he lived. Kochi, if you don't believe me, you can ask him.
I said calmly, well, you go back first and give me two days to find out.
Through my understanding, Uncle Cai is indeed partial to his two younger sons, but it is also a fact that Uncle Cai built the house of the eldest son.
Cai Yujiang walked in front of the judicial office that day and I stopped him.
Me: Cai Yujiang, I'm going to find you. Come in and sit down. I have something to ask you.
Cai Yujiang: OK. Then he sat down opposite me.
Me: Did your father build the house you live in now?
Cai Yujiang didn't even think about it: they built it, and their parents built their little brother's house. When my parents built my house, I helped with the coolies. Their two little brothers built a house, but they didn't even close their lazy hands.
Me: Your parents built a house for you to live in. Why not let them live in the house they built?
Cai Yujiang: Then why did my parents give money to their brothers and not give me a penny?
Me: Just because you are the eldest son, there used to be a saying that the eldest son is the father. Big brother should help his parents manage his younger brother and help him live a good life. It really doesn't make sense for you to shut the old man out for such a small sum of money. You go back and do a good job at home and take the two old people home quickly.
Cai Yujiang: I won't let them in. What happened to them?
Me: Trust me, or it won't look good.
Shortly after Cai Yujiang left, Uncle Cai came to the judicial office and sat down.
Uncle Cai: Goguryeo, you said there was no way to cure my eldest son.
There are ways, the key depends on your attitude. I said.
Uncle Cai: Goguryeo, as long as you can cure my youngest son, I will do whatever you ask me to do.
Me: Go home and make a will first. It is clearly stated in the will that when you 100 years old, you will give the house built for your boss to your two youngest sons. Then come to me to witness. But don't say I asked you to write it, just say it's your own idea.
Uncle Cai: OK.
Uncle Cai left the door of the judicial office at ten o'clock in the morning. At four o'clock in the afternoon, he came to the judicial office with a written will in his hand and sat down. He handed it to me. I looked at it and made four copies.
Uncle Cai: One for each of the three brothers and one for you.
I took out the stamp pad and handed it to Uncle Cai: Please put your handprint on your signature first.
After he pressed his handprint, I signed four copies of the witness unit Shizhuang Judicial Office and my name, and stamped the official seal of the Judicial Office. I only took out one copy for Uncle Cai.
I said, Uncle Cai, just give this to your eldest son and wait at home.
On the third day after Uncle Cai made his will, Cai Yujiang came to the judicial office with his father's will and slapped it on my desk.
Cai Yujiang said angrily: Why did your judicial office stamp this will?
Me: Hey, your dad asked me to witness this. I also asked him why he gave your house to his other two sons. Your father said that he built a house for three sons, and the other two sons lived for him, but you didn't live for him. Didn't I suggest you take your parents home? You won't.
After hearing what I said, Cai Yujiang pondered for a moment and said, Gao Judiciary, is this will useful in the court?
I said, didn't you know when you went to court? I said this will is useful now, and you didn't listen to me. Tell you what, hey, just show it to the lawyer first to see if it works.
Cai Yujiang said after listening to my words: OK.
The next day, Cai Yujiang walked into the judicial office in frustration, walked to the door of the judicial office and knelt down in front of me. Judge, only you can help me now.
I hurried forward to help him: hey, sit down and say something, there is no problem that can't be solved.
Cai Yujiang got up and sat opposite me and said, Gao Judiciary, you have to help me anyway.
I was really scared when I saw him. I said: you have to tie the bell to solve the bell. You should take your parents home first and treat them well. When they calm down, you can coax your father to come to my place with you. I will be able to help you then.
Two weeks later, Cai Yujiang happily followed his father to the judicial office. Sit across from my desk together.
Cai Yujiang: Goguryeo, my father came with me because of his will.
I said, I'll know as soon as you come. Give me your will.
Cai Yujiang: What about the wills of my two younger brothers?
I smiled: I have both. As long as you are kind to your parents in the future, this will will be locked in the cupboard and will never appear. But when your father says that you are not good to them, this will will be used.
Cai Yujiang said: Gao Zhengyi, I must be good to my parents. Never let this come out of the cupboard.
I said, well, I believe you.
Since then, Uncle Cai and his wife have been living in Cai Yujiang's house. I visited Cai Yujiang's neighbors twice, and the neighbors all said that Cai Yujiang and his wife were very kind to their father. Uncle Cai and his wife lived in Cai Yujiang's house until their death.
This is a true story, not a story.
In addition, after my parents died, I gave all four wills to Cai Yujiang. '
A woman married Shi and lived in the same room. What you think is a joke is actually true.
She is an ordinary rural woman who was introduced by a matchmaker and married her husband. Shortly after the marriage, her husband went out to work and was paralyzed by an accident. The husband was paralyzed in bed at a young age and lost his labor force. For a rural family, it is tantamount to the sky falling.
Husband and wife are not birds in one forest, and they fly separately when disaster strikes. Many people advised her to divorce and remarry, and she was determined not to live the life of a grass widow in her next life. But she said, "I will take care of him all my life!" " "She not only said it, but also did it.
For more than ten years, she has never left her husband and shouldered the responsibility of taking care of him. Besides, she also undertakes all the housework and farm work, but she never complains.
The husband felt guilty. As a man who loves his wife, he doesn't want to delay his wife's youth, let alone implicate her. He wanted her to have a man to rely on, so he proposed to divorce her and secretly found someone to find her a man.
This man and his wife both know each other. They are honest and reliable. After learning the news, she strongly disagreed, because in her mind, her husband went out to work to earn money for the sake of family happiness, and he was injured because of earning money, so she could not leave her husband anyway.
Her husband, on the other hand, tried his best to bring the marriage together. To this end, he used both hard and soft, quarreled with the cold war, and even went on a hunger strike with S as a threat. Finally, she was afraid that something would happen to her husband, so she agreed. They divorced and then she married the man she introduced.
But on the wedding day, to everyone's surprise, she asked someone to lift her ex-husband and then set off with the wedding team. It turned out that before the wedding, she and her current husband said that they would send their ex-husbands to their homes together. The current husband looked at this woman with firm eyes, admired her sentimentality and significance, and agreed and supported her idea.
When his wife remarried, she even took her ex-husband home. People in the neighboring village pointed fingers at his immoral behavior, but the current husband didn't care and treated his wife's ex-husband as family.
A year later, she was born with her current husband's daughter, so she was taken care of by her ex-husband. She was at home, filial to the elderly, contracted housework, and did all the heavy work in the field. Her filial piety and hard work made the rumors around her self-defeating.
This woman, Fan Puhui, is known as the most beautiful daughter-in-law in China.
I think Fan Puhui shows the tenacity, diligence, kindness, trustworthiness and loyalty of women in China. In this era, I really admire her. I think this is really beyond the ability of ordinary people.
Hello, everyone, I made you laugh!
I recently saw such a funny new anecdote. I thought it was a joke, but it turned out to be true! Share it with you today!
A woman is pregnant, but all the neighbors are talking about it. Said that this woman is likely to cheat and give her husband a green hat. What is the reason?
It turns out that this woman's husband was injured once three years ago. I was hit on the head and became a vegetable. But the kind woman didn't give up on her, but took good care of her. Moreover, he has great respect for men's parents and is especially filial. In the eyes of neighbors, everyone calls her a very good daughter-in-law.
But recently, this woman became pregnant. Neighbors began to spread rumors and point fingers at women. As the saying goes, three men make a tiger. Faced with this malicious slander, women spend all their time in Lacrimosa. Finally, the woman couldn't bear it anymore. She said firmly and calmly: The baby is mine and my husband's. I didn't cheat!
However, no one believed his story. Fortunately, the woman's in-laws did not give her daughter-in-law too much trouble. However, due to various pressures, the woman decided to do a paternity test. The result of the appraisal left the neighbors speechless, and the child really belonged to the woman and her husband.
It turned out that under the careful care of his wife, the injured man was still unconscious, but he had a normal physiological reaction. Maybe this is the call of love, and maybe children are the best gift for this woman.
This story ends here! Does it sound particularly funny, but after careful reflection, I feel particularly admired for this woman and sincerely hope that this man will recover soon.
I saw someone say before: The patient has a finger that hurts all over his body, so he went to the hospital to see the story of outpatient service! It turns out that my finger is broken! I always thought it was a joke! Until one night:
The 120 bus from Zhongshan Hospital affiliated to Guangdong Medical University picked up an uncle who was pale, weak, panting, sweating and super nervous. I've been holding the doctor and saying, I'm dying, I'm dying! I have children to raise! I must study! Keep crying!
Check the patient immediately and ask for advice! Aber said that he saw a lot of "blue blood" when he took a bath at night, and his waist was all black!
The doctor smiled and pressed the old man's black leg with his finger! I just asked, "Are your jeans new?"
It turns out that jeans are discolored, and Abreu dyes his waist and legs when he sweats! Abreu has symptoms of appeal when he is nervous! Once explained clearly, Abreu recovered without medication!
But when I think I'm going to be sick, I think of my family! Let the medical staff present be very moved! This is ours.
Parents!
Tell a joke that really happened around you.
My classmate's child came to bleed one day, and the two families must be particularly concerned about this baby. Then my parents, grandparents and grandparents took their children to our people's hospital, a third-class first-class hospital. The doctor said no at first sight. You are too serious. I can't see it here. Hurry to Beijing. We were not far from Beijing, and then six adults took their children to Beijing by train. When they got there, the doctor said, isn't this your child's dry stool, and your hospital can't see it? Then I prescribed a small ointment and spent a few dollars tossing it back.
The other is my own business. When my wife was pregnant, it was like six or seven months. She went for a maternal and child examination, and there was a screening called heredity. After going in, the doctor gave us a big poster first, which startled us, and then asked my wife to do screening. Just after my colleague gave birth, I went out and called my colleague to ask. As a result, my colleague said that it was actually amniocentesis, which was risky and might not give birth to children in the future. I went back and told the doctor, and as a result, the doctor sb actually told me, what are the risks now? You see, I was fined 200 for running a red light at work at noon. I want ctm
Tell a famous event.
When I first heard about it, I really thought it was just a joke, but I didn't expect it to be a real event.
Here's the thing. An American doctor announced his research results in a program interview. He said that the temporomandibular joint is the most complicated joint in the whole body. Because of this, you can easily put a light bulb in your mouth, but you can't take it out anyway. Finally, he also solemnly warned everyone, don't try so hard, the light bulb really can't be taken out when you put it in your mouth.
Surprisingly, the day after the program was broadcast, hospitals all over the United States received a large number of patients, and the symptoms of these patients were exactly the same, that is, the light bulb could not be taken out after it was stuck in the mouth. It turned out that when the American audience watched the doctoral program, they thought he was talking nonsense. Since the light bulb is so small, how can we not take it out? Then a large number of viewers put light bulbs in their mouths in the spirit of "seeking truth from facts" and sent themselves to the hospital.
This incident confirms an old saying: "Curiosity kills cats!" When this incident spread to China, another "a large group of cats" put the light bulb in their mouths because of their incredulity or curiosity, but they couldn't get it out anyway, so they were ashamed and went to the hospital.
At first, I thought it was really just a joke. After I went to the hospital, I finally understood that this was not a joke, but a fact.