Shanshouxian tablets

The Yamanote Line in Japan is the most crowded line.

At seven o'clock in the morning, everyone started from Shibuya and went home by tram. When PATA got home, it was already four o'clock in the afternoon.

What is the reason? Uncle fell asleep in the tram.

However, when it comes to this matter, uncle still argues that "I'd better sit and sleep anyway!" " At least I didn't disturb everyone.

But a drummer in a band, a guy named YOSHIKI, actually sleeps in a seat on the top of the mountain! ! ! What an outrageous guy! "

..... This has nothing to do with rush hour. The seats around Jimu are empty, and no one dares to sit.

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Used to be hosted by HIDE and TOSHI

TOSHI: Today, everyone can look forward to the clothes that that person wears ~ ~

Hide: red and white ~ ~ ~

Taiji: So, who is the man these two people are talking about? That's the queen's order with "don't call me your highness, call me your highness"! ! (Ayou)

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Once NHK recorded a program of X, and HIDE recorded it first and then went for a drink. YOSHIKI and TOSHI will continue to record it. After drinking for a while, HIDE suddenly wanted to go back, saying that YOSHIKI would be shocked and hurried back. Later, HIDE said that she had never run so fast.

Who knows, I'll be stupid if I go back. The staff stood in the distance, watching someone climb the railing. Someone was playing with fire. Is to drink whiskey and then spray it out and burn it with a lighter. When the staff saw HIDE, they all looked like saviors and begged him to stop. HIDE shook her head and said, I don't want to burn to death yet.

Finally, a pig had enough addiction and took a breath. "Fortunately, I didn't burn the TV station. It's a pity. "

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YOSHIKI's anecdote about putting players on the team.

1, YOSHIKI asked people to join the team when others were performing live, kneeling on the edge of the stage and shouting "Join X!"

When Tai Chi was performing, Jimu shouted at the bottom: "Tai Chi joins X!" Taiji thought: finally.

Tai Chi has had the experience of withdrawing X before joining. The second autumn after quitting X for the first time, Taidi met Jimu in the street, so Jimu said, "Let's go for a drink!" " Two people went to drink, and when they came back, Tai Chi couldn't sleep in bed. At first, he quit X because of his musicality. Now he feels that he would rather be with this man than musicality. So Tai Chi added X.

So is Xiu Xiu. When YOSHIKI watched his LIVESHOW, he shouted, "Hide! Join x! " HIDE was in a cold sweat, thinking, you don't have to be so obvious, dig a corner in front of all the players.

2. Heath's joining experience

HIDE's family runs a food store. A little girl often comes to play. One day she met HIDE and said that her boyfriend also played bass. HIDE said that's good, just meet him. So it's heath. After Tai Ji Chuan quit, HIDE wanted to bring Heath into the league, so YOSHIKI asked Heath to play for him.

Heath was nervous, so he disguised himself and said, let's go for a drink! The next morning, two drunks were awakened by the phone. It's jimu.

Jimu said, "Why don't you two come over? ! "So two people carrying bags rushed over. Heath said that he was nervous or not, and his mind was blank, where he unconsciously played the bass. Jimu said, then go back first and we'll discuss it. As soon as Heath got home, the phone rang.

One is hiding. HIDE said, "Would you like to do it with us?" Heath said, "Of course!" HIDE said, "Wait a minute, our boss will call you." Hide. Just as the phone rang, the bell rang again. It's jimu. Jimu pretended as if nothing had happened and asked, "Heath, would you like to join X?" Heath could clearly hear Sid's stifled sneer.

The proud pig asked HIDE to play in the front line. If Heath disagrees, he will probably say, sorry, we can't use you because of the different musicality. )

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This is the testimony of Yuan X's player jyouji.

During the break between concerts, jyouji and Hyakutaro have fallen asleep. Suddenly, the door of the room was knocked.

Jyouji were awakened. They didn't know what had happened. Get up and open the door. I saw a drunken y shouting, "why are you sleeping!" " Rushing into the room, the two beds in the bar turned out in one breath. Note that the whole bed is standing on the ground. Then, shout "ignore me, I will jump to death!" " ! ! "Open the window and jump. Hyakutaro, who had drunk a lot, suddenly woke up.

Shout: "Don't let go." At the moment when a y jumped, he hugged a y's foot.

Later, turning the bed up became one of Y's proud skills.

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Yoshiki Hayashi's Parisian Photography

Yoshiki came to Paris, the ancient French city, alone for the filming of The Painful Rose.

"People everywhere are so modern (yoyo can't find other words to describe it). Walking in the street, you will suddenly be pulled by gay and ask, "Do you like a man?" 』"

"I didn't wear makeup that day and walked in the street in this ordinary dress. But I am constantly interrupted (with an angry face), please let me go alone (those who don't understand, please see "Rose of Pain" mtv to know everything, who should reflect most). "

When shooting MTV, it was YOSHIKI who wanted to go sightseeing himself, walking around alone and then being misunderstood. No wonder others. He has tried several times.

As for drinking, Jim has been drunk many times and moved to bed. TOSHI also said that if he woke up and found that the bed had fallen, it was the behavior of a certain Mr. Y.

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X members often have some flaws in their daily lives.

For example, I often don't carry cash with me, just a card. Therefore, there is often no money to buy tickets by bus, so you can only wander around.

YOYO once bought a bag of French fries, which cost only 200 yen, but at the checkout, YOYO … handed a card to the cashier …

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Yo, car chase

Once, the members of X left a hotel, everyone had gone down, and only YOYO was still muddling along. Everyone is tired of waiting down there.

So HIDE called YOYO and threatened "If you don't come down, we'll drive away".

YOYO rushed out of it with big bags and small bags. Because everyone was standing against the wall at that time, YOYO didn't see everyone when he was in a hurry. It happened that a car just like theirs drove away from him. As a result, YOYO followed the car and shouted "Stop the car and let me sit on it!" Unexpectedly, the car stopped and let him sit on it.

The members of x are all stupid at first sight. We had to chase the car collectively and shout "Jimu ~ ~ come down ~ ~ ~ ~".

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Liang Shu's view of love

When talking about this topic once, YOSHIKI said, "What if the person I like doesn't pay attention to me? Is it a rose or something? It is important to make sure that he (she? Remember yourself, such as falling down in front of that person on purpose ~ "

Then YOYO seemed to realize something and kept emphasizing "like ~ ~ ~ I mean like ah ~ ~".

(Please ~ ~ Think about "intentionally falling"-this is obviously a common trick used by girls to seduce boys ~ ~ Where would boys want to attract girls' attention by intentionally falling? YOYO is such an idiot! )

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Noun interpretation

Impossible-for X, the word doesn't exist ~ ~ ~ was erased by YOSHIKI with correction fluid.

YOYO's signature

For a time, Jimu was really busy, reading a lot of documents and signing them every day.

So later, YOYO's signature, tired of signing, became the Japanese word YO with a circle outside. ...

1995, before a live program, I saw a man walking around with a mop in the background. At first glance, it turned out to be jimu.

It turned out that he was wearing HIDE's costume, and no one had ever seen ... translucent yarn! There are many transparent things like glow sticks on it.

At first, Jim kept staring at the skirt, feeling very scared, and finally he couldn't help but touch it. Later, he finally couldn't help putting it on, proudly dangling in the background, curious. I saw hide standing in the back corner, looking at him with a funny expression on his face.

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Chocolate incident

X always receives a lot of chocolates. Hide doesn't eat because he is afraid of being fat, and toshi doesn't eat because he is afraid of having a bad voice. Pata said that she doesn't like sweets, but only likes wine and doesn't eat. Regardless of Tai Chi, just keep eating.

I saw yoshiki turn three times on the left and three times on the right. It seems that he wants to eat. Finally, he turned and left. Everyone wants to know why he doesn't eat it. Afraid of being fat He is the kind of person who won't get fat no matter how he eats. There is no reason. So I asked them one by one, and finally toshi told the truth. It turned out that Jim once ate chocolate when he was a child and went to the hospital because he ate too much. Run away ~ ~ (to the hospital, baby, how many chocolates did you eat? Even dizzy ~ ~ ~ ~ ~)

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Curry rice incident

During 1994 or 1995, during livetour, yoshiki has been working continuously for several days and hasn't eaten for several days. The staff couldn't stand it, so they asked him what he wanted to eat. The pig thought for a long time and said that he wanted to eat vegetable curry rice. The staff felt very relaxed and let him go the next day.

The next day, I saw yoshiki jump up happily to eat curry.

I saw him start crying after only one bite. Employees are so stupid. What happened? It turns out that there is not a vegetable in curry rice, which is extremely spicy. It doesn't matter. Jim cried and shouted, can't I have a good curry rice? I have worked very hard!

After that, I went back, and of course, the performance of this day was ruined.

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Because a subway line was to be built near Xiaoyoula's office, which would affect Xiaoyou's work, Xiaoyou directly took the other party to court.

The other party and the lawyer were present that day. Where is our YOYO clown?

Wearing eyeliner and lip gloss, dressed in a black suit, without a lawyer, sitting on the other side gracefully. When reading the statement, the clown actually read it in the tone of his 1995 monologue "Dragon" and said that he didn't forget to greet his hair. "... You know, the Japanese are a nation that pursues perfection, ..." Nonsense. (This bitch! Bitch! )

Finally, the judge ruled in favor of Xiaoyou. The bitch bowed to the judge and blinked at the poor judge. "Let's have dinner together tonight and talk about legal issues."

(You bitch! Bitch! Judges are in their sixties, and they are easy to cut. Please spare others. )

He even smirked at everyone present (that's lethal ~ ~ ~)

.............. Yo, you're such a clown. ............