1. The test is not the result, but the signal of China Mobile.

2. I know that there is an excellent child who is called someone else's child.

Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will.

I am not good-looking, but I am not as free as you.

The purpose of love is to build your own happiness on the suffering of others!

6. How dare you say that you are pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.

7. You haven't been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are!

8. Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

10. What are you pretending to be tender? Wrinkles on the face can kill flies.

1 1. It's not that I don't want to lose weight, but I'm afraid of rebounding.

12. Sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.

13. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

14. How classic it looks now and how thrilling it used to be!

15. I'm still lamenting the small waist of that year. Look at it now. I hate it in my spare time.

16. What is the way to come out? The sage answered: waste.

17. I entrusted the first half of my life to non-people, hoping that I would not entrust the second half to useless people.

18. The flower of the motherland, it is open, I picked one.

19. Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

20. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

2 1. Either wolves eat meat everywhere or baskets fight everywhere.

22. Fatty, get out of my stomach. I won't allow you to be together.

23. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

I treat you like a human being, so stop barking like a dog.

25. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

26. Haven't you heard of waiting for him? Everyone will die in that tree.

27. I want to use you as a toilet, because I don't like you, so I sit on your ass.

28. In life, we tell lies with our real names. On the Internet, we tell the truth under pseudonyms.

29. I can't find a place to walk through the iron shoes, but the man is in the dim light.

30. A true friend knows your silence better than you say!

3 1. Female: "There are many old sayings." Man: "So you have never been young!" " "

32. If I don't hit you, you really don't know that I am both civil and military.

33. There is a feeling that there is no emotion, and there is a person who is not human.

34. "I am' a friend of mine' and' a classmate of mine', and I am called three unsurpassed gods.

35. So you know Kung Fu, that's all. Use the trick quickly, it's not high enough to reach.

36. You said that ice is sleeping water, but I only remember that fart is a mouthful of shit.

37. My future husband is definitely a road idiot, otherwise he would not find me now!

38. My signature "I'll fight you if you are fat" was changed to "You win if you are fat" one month later.

39. Only when you see the beauty of others will you see your ugliness.

40. The classroom is quiet. A moth flew by, looked up at her deskmate and said affectionately, "Yingtai."

4 1. It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head.

42. If I don't get married after many years, you will get married. Remember to pay attention when you let your children leave school.

43. People who watch Lao Tzu's jokes will laugh at you one day.

44. Since I left you, someone has asked me: Do you always sterilize your eyeballs in tears?

45. You think others are too complicated because you are not simple.

46. I always feel that others are full after a few bites, and I can eat more when I am full. ...

47. heartless, can live a hundred years, have a clear conscience, and be a man without fatigue.

48. Eat whatever you want, and be thin if you want to be thin. I can't have both, so I'll go.

49. You said you were safe. To protect me, you should stand up.

50. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

5 1. I want to be a teacher in my next life, so that the teachers who bullied me in my previous life will die a natural death.

52. As the saying goes, life is worse than death. I prefer to sleep.

53. To make a long story short, it's a long story.

54. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

55. Call you master, you think you are instant noodles.

56. A male deer ran faster and faster, and finally, it became a high-speed male deer.

57. The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

58. Get down where you fell.

59. Give me a beautiful photo of you at home to ward off evil spirits.

60. Peach blossoms bloom, and each one has new results!

6 1. If loving someone is cheap, then I will proudly say, "We are cheap."

62. If you ignore me again, I will become a dog.

63. If you treat me like a game, I will abuse you to death.

64. I found that my biggest weakness is money. Do you feel the same way?

65. Goose, goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and pour the water, and order the pot!

66. annoying again! If you are bored again, I will tie you to the boat and borrow an arrow.