1. I have been suffering from insomnia recently and wake up every twelve hours.

2. In summer, eating watermelon and sleeping are the only serious things.

3. Sincerity in chatting is valuable, but the Internet fee is higher. If it is for sleeping, both can be thrown away.

4. After having insomnia for so long, others thought it was hard to think about it, but it turned out that I drank too much tea.

5. The last person you think about before going to bed is the person who truly occupies your heart.

6. Many times, the so-called going to bed is just changing from being online to being invisible.

7. I smiled at the sky with my sword across my head, and then went to sleep after laughing.

8. Spring is sleepy, autumn is lackluster, summer takes a nap, and winter is March when I can’t wake up.

9. Lao Tzu said: You can sleep as much as you want, very much.

10. Go to bed when you are tired, and keep smiling when you wake up.

11. I want to sleep, I really want to sleep, I really want to sleep, I really want to sleep, I really want to sleep, go to sleep.

12. When I am in a bad mood, I call people in the middle of the night and wake them up, so I go to sleep.

13. Give me a bed and I can sleep until the world ends.

14. I can’t sleep for a long time in the morning, and feel like I’m dead at night.

15. I was just sleepy and wanted to sleep, and you happened to be in bed too.

16. Sleeping is an art. Please don’t stop me from pursuing art.

17. I have been suffering from insomnia recently and wake up every 16 hours.

18. Now I have learned a very shameless behavior. When I couldn't sleep I would call people and wake them up. I'll just go to sleep.

19. I have insomnia, but my whole world sleeps peacefully.

20. The old man fell asleep at the entrance of the mental hospital, so I ran out.

21. I smile to the sky with my sword across my shoulder, and then go to sleep after laughing.

22. Why sleep for a long time while alive? You will sleep forever after death.

23. Insomnia is not terrible. What is terrible is that I am lovelorn.

24. When sleeping, you will feel as if you are falling off a cliff, and you will twitch.

25. People who say good night and go to bed are often still croaking half an hour later.

26. Brushing your teeth is a mixed blessing. Hold the cup in one hand and the washing utensil in the other.

27. Sleeping every day is so tiring.

28. When sleeping, you will suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, so you will twitch and wake up with a fright.

29. Count money until your hands cramp, and sleep until you wake up naturally.

30. In order to figure out why I had insomnia last night, I have insomnia again tonight.

31. It would be nice if all the final exam papers were multiple-choice questions. 1. Save time. 2. You can have more time to sleep.

32. Use limited time to get unlimited sleep.

33. Now I have insomnia. You know how it feels. I know you do.

34. Why do you treat me like a pig? You let me sleep as soon as you see me.

35. I don’t want to sleep except during bedtime, and I want to sleep the rest of the time.

36. If you think too much, you will get old. If you sleep too much, you will die.

37. I wake up halfway through my sleep and feel that it is not fun, and I want to knock on your window while wearing a quilt.

38. Happy days: going to bed after eating enough.

39. When I wake up in the middle of the night, I am confused about whether to drink water or go to the toilet first. When I wake up during the day, I am confused about whether to go out or continue to sleep.

40. When I have insomnia, I pick up a physics book and fall asleep in a short while.

41. Rainy weather is the best time to sleep in bed listening to music all day long.

42. I really miss you; do you know? I miss you when I eat; I miss you when I sleep; I miss you even when I go to the toilet. Are you not touched?

43. I don’t cry, I don’t make trouble, and I don’t sleep. I hold sleeping pills in my left hand and a small rope in my right hand to hang myself.

44. I cook, I sweep the floor, and I want to be your daddy. I eat, I sleep, I want to be your baby.

45. Teacher: For the students in the front who are listening to the song, ask the students in the middle to talk so as not to affect the students who are sleeping behind.

46. Every time I talk to you on my mobile phone until very late, I don’t know when I will go to bed.

47. To deal with fatigue: sleep. Deal with fear: sleep. Treat a cold; sleep. Deal with broken love; still sleep.

48. The first thing I want to do when I wake up in the morning is sleep.

49. When I was a child, I would have random thoughts before turning off the lights and going to bed.

50. The mortal world is the most ridiculous, and infatuation is the most boring. It is better to sleep at home.

51. When you can’t sleep, think about me more and don’t waste time.

52. Sleeping death squad, eating vanguard.

53. I don’t cry or fuss, I just read and sleep.

54. Eat more snacks and sleep less, and you will not be able to run away if you become a chinchilla.

55. The death squad means: don’t eat during the day, don’t sleep at night, and die in military training.

56. Sleeping is an art. Don’t stop me from pursuing art.

57. I have insomnia every night. If I fall asleep one night, it must be abnormal, or I will die.

58. Life is like a dream, I always have insomnia. Life is like a play, I always laugh.

59. I need to have a good rest during the day because I need to sleep at night.

60. The more tired I am, the more sleepy I feel. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

61. I struggle with three things every day: I can’t sleep at night, I can’t get up in the morning, and I regret going to bed too late last night.

62. Lazy Yangyang said: Happiness is having enough food to sleep every day.

63. Every night when I can’t sleep, I wake up and miss you like a sleeping pill.

64. The treasure land of Feng Shui does not consist of mountains and rivers, but it is buried with you.

65. Sleeping is just like emotional matters, you can barely do it. Funny words before going to bed, humorous good night words and mood phrases

1. If you lie in bed every night and don’t make up a story, set up the characters, close your eyes and start acting it out in your head, you will definitely suffer from insomnia.

2. Sleeping is an art. Don’t stop me from pursuing art.

3. The first thing I want to do when I wake up every day is to sleep.

4. The old man fell asleep at the entrance of the mental hospital, so I ran out.

5. You are sleeping. If you think of it, you will smile!

6. -Ali, I am used to going to bed late just to hear you say good night to me. -Taozi, I am used to going to bed late just to leave you a message to prove that I care about you.

8. After walking, my muscles were exhausted and my whole body was shaking. My whole body ached and I was very tired. I, I, I took a nap immediately.

9. When sleeping, you will feel like falling off a cliff, so you will twitch.

10. Chatting is valuable, but the Internet fee is higher. If it is for sleep, both can be thrown away.

11. There are no sensational vows and no sweet words, only a good night as promised.

12. My child always kicked the quilt when he was sleeping. Fortunately, I found out in time and broke his leg, otherwise he would definitely have caught a cold!

13. I was very tired when I got home today. I walked to the bed with sleepy eyes, lay on it, and slowly fell asleep.

14. Insomnia is not terrible, the terrible thing is that I am lovelorn.

15. To deal with fatigue: sleep. Deal with fear: sleep. Treat a cold; sleep. Deal with broken love; still sleep.

16. Thank you to the person who gives me good night every night. You make me feel that I have not been abandoned by this world.

17. The teacher is teaching class above, but I am sleeping below. It's so peaceful

18. In school, I just want to do two things. The first is to sleep, and the second is to sleep.

19. I hope that sleeping can make me smarter. . .

20. I don’t want to sleep except during bedtime, and I want to sleep the rest of the time.

21. "DM: When sleeping, I will suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, so I will twitch and wake up with a fright."

22 , Every time I hold my cell phone and chat with you until very late, I don’t know when I will go to bed.

23. llh: If someone chases me for three years and says good night to me every day, will I marry him?

24. ∞The first thing I do when I wake up every day The thing is just wanting to sleep.

25. People who say good night and go to bed are often still croaking half an hour later.

26. When money stands up and speaks, all truth goes to sleep

27. If you think too much, you will get old. If you sleep too much, you will die.

28. I don’t cry, I don’t make trouble, and I don’t sleep. I hold sleeping pills in my left hand and a small rope in my right hand to hang myself.

29. There is a dormitory for junior girls across the street. When I looked across the street at night, I saw that all the senior girls with bare breasts were walking around in the dormitory wearing underpants. It was indecent! Shameless! I took my roommate’s binoculars. A night of grinding my teeth, my heart couldn't be calm for a long time.

30. In summer, eating watermelon and sleeping are the only serious things.

31. I need to have a good rest during the day because I need to sleep at night.

32. *Good night touched my heart. It would be great if it could always be like this. That’s all what I think about and it won’t happen.

33. Every holiday They are all "not getting up in the morning", "surfing the Internet as soon as I get up", "crying no answer while eating" and "not sleeping at night"

34. If you don't give me a good night, you can pack up and leave. I don't need you to get out!

35. Sleeping every day is so tiring.

36. A girl asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia, and then she changed her signature.

37. I want it at night Someone hums a song to coax me to sleep

38. Good morning, good afternoon and good night, in exchange for saying "you are so annoying"

39. No matter how black it is, you will be beautiful; life is sad, and there are You are not tired; the difficulties are doubled, but it doesn’t matter if you are there; I can sleep peacefully, just because you are by my side. On Beloved Wife Day, I wish our love will be the most beautiful in our lives.

40. "Children who like to hug the quilt or hold it between their legs when sleeping are said to be insecure children."

41. I don't want to sleep, but my eyes don't know. , but closed tightly, enjoying the darkness...

42. Throw the pen, and go online when it is on the front, sleep on the back, and do your homework when you stand up,

43 , The mortal world is the most ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, it is better to sleep at home.

44. Sleep well and feel full after eating

45. When I went to bed at noon, I set the QQ automatic reply to "What next?", and a classmate chatted with it. At noon

46. A girl asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia. Then she changed her signature to "I've been SM a lot lately"

47. I have insomnia every night. If I fall asleep one night, it will definitely be abnormal, or I will die.

48. Give me a bed and I can sleep until the world ends.

49. Good morning. Good morning. I feel at ease already. Good night, good night to my heart.

50. Anyone who hears me saying good night is the one I love. Good night.

51. Every night when I can’t sleep, I wake up and miss you like a sleeping pill.

52. Although I want to say good night to you, you don’t let me say it, because it means loving you, not to mention that I don’t love you yet

53 , Going to class can cure students’ insomnia

54. I wake up half-way through sleep and feel it’s not fun, and I want to wrap myself up in quilt and knock on your window.

55. If you toss a coin, if it comes up, go online. If it comes up, go to the Internet. If it comes up, go to bed.

56. Do you want to make a fortune? Then go to bed as soon as possible. Let’s do it!

57. In addition to eating and sleeping, life may have other meanings, but I think it’s good without them.

58. I can’t sleep for a long time in the morning, and feel like I’m dead at night.

59. A girl asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia. Then she changed her signature to "Sm a lot lately"

60. I smile to the sky and go to bed after laughing.

61. Anyone who says good night to the whole world must be someone you love deeply, but you just don’t dare to write.

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62. Sleep until the end of time, no matter what the flood is.

63. I don’t allow the person I love to think about other people instead of me before going to bed every night!

64. "While sleeping, I will suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, so I will twitch and wake up with a fright. "

65. The slogans say: The school is my home, and the environment depends on everyone. Since the school is my home, it is not illegal for me to sleep in class.

66. Life is like a dream, I always Insomnia; life is like a play, I am always in trouble; life is like a song, I am always out of tune; life is like a battlefield, I am always off the mark.

67. The more tired I am, the more sleepy I feel, and the darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

68. Teacher: School is our second home. Student: It’s none of your business if I sleep!!!

69. Sleeping is nothing, don’t wake up if you can!

70. I went to school all day today, and my head was very dizzy. I fell asleep while doing my homework. When I returned to the room, I lay down and fell asleep.

71. I say good morning, good afternoon, and good night to you, but you say the same thing.

72. I have to have a good rest during the day, because I have to sleep at night.

73. You are right. Legobizio suffers from insomnia every day

74. I don’t cry or fuss, I just read a book to sleep.

75. Teacher, I swear: I will make a habit of getting up early and going to bed late. A good habit of eating on time.

76. I cook, I sweep the floor, I want to be your daddy.

I want to be your baby. Teacher: The students in the front who are listening to the song, let the students in the middle do not affect the students who are sleeping in the back.

78. The Tangshan earthquake told us not to sleep too much at night. The Wenchuan earthquake told us not to sleep at noon. The Ya'an earthquake told us not to sleep in. 79. No one urged me to go to bed, and no one said good night to me. I really couldn't sleep. 80. Deal with fatigue: sleep. Sleep. To deal with a cold; to deal with a broken love; to sleep.

81. Take off your mask and sleep. Dreams are shameless. 82. Go to bed when you are tired. Keep smiling.

83. Sleeping in spring, autumn, and summer, sleepless in March.

84. [While sleeping, there will be a sudden feeling like falling off a cliff. Feeling down, so I will twitch* ]

85. Cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, Ultraman beats little monsters, and counts money until his hands cramp. Oh~~this. It’s happiness

86. Record the teacher’s lecture and listen to it before going to bed.

87. zgg: Uncle Zhou said: I don’t want to see it today. You. So, I have insomnia.

88. I just read books and fall asleep. Qiaoqiao!

90. Why sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will sleep forever after death.

91. No one urges me to sleep, no one says good night to me.

92. The upper eyelid rested heavily on the lower eyelid, and I wanted to use a bamboo pole to prop it up.

93. "Do you like to hold the quilt when you sleep? Do you like to hold the quilt between your legs? It is said that these are insecure children."

94. Go to bed when you are tired. , wake up and continue to smile.

95. I was sleeping just now when I suddenly noticed someone pulling on my quilt. I kicked her out of bed. Ghosts are getting bolder and bolder now.

96. I will mark all the good places that I have mentioned on the map and wait for one day when I take him to wander around -, - Good night.

97. I don’t have to wait for your permission to say good night before I am willing to sleep.

98. Baby, don’t wait any longer. Go to sleep. It’s not worth breaking your body just for a good night.

99. Life is like a dream, and I always have insomnia. Life is like a play, I always laugh.

100. If you think too much, you will get old. If you sleep too much, you will die. Funny things to say before going to bed

1. You get what you pay for, and you won’t feel hungry after eating porridge.

2. My computer is old and innocent, and it can’t stand the black screen when it comes to pornographic topics.

3. My goal in life is to pester you, pester you and pester you.

4. If a woman can’t even control her weight, how can she control her life.

5. Summer is here, and I realize that "stay cool wherever you can" is really not a curse word.

6. Why didn’t the country use your face to research imitation bulletproof vests?

7. Don’t be afraid of being used, just be afraid of being useless.

8. I will be your heart in the next life. At least if I don’t beat it, you will die.

9. There must be a road in front of the mountain, and I can’t stop even if there is a road.

10. Behind every successful Ultraman there is always a little monster who is silently beaten.

11. The magic mirror tells me what men want.

12. Wangwang broken ice, half of you and half of me, you are my other half.

13. A man is sown in spring, and a bunch of men are harvested in autumn.

14. Not all milk is called Deluxe, and not all people are called pigs.

15. I can resist everything except temptation.

16. White-collar workers are nothing but raising pigs.

17. If I am a thing, then you are not a thing.

18. When I see the couples around me getting married, I really wonder if my husband was aborted decades ago

19. Homework plus homework, homework is so overwhelming Many, I am waiting for homework, everything is wasted.

20. It’s not scary if you can’t get it, but it’s a joke if you can’t keep it.

21. Since my parents added my signature, my signature is no longer sentimental.

22. Teacher, I will swallow the punishment you give me with a smile. And you will punish me with a murderous look on your face,

23. School, school, since you stopped us from falling in love, why did you send us couple pretending to be friends?

24 ,2B is used to describe you, and people will not like it.

25. Draw a circle and curse you, and you will never leave me in this life.

26. As a mistress, I tell you that I don’t love you anymore.

27. You are not afraid of drinking dichlorvos, but you are afraid of surprises when you open the lid. Imagine having one more bottle~

28. The encounter of a man and a woman may lead to love, but the encounter of a train is bound to crash. Kill someone!

29. Stop barking. No one will care if you bark again. You are just a pig!

30. I leave as gently as I came. Wave a banknote and don't take away a diamond.

31. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

32. Some people are like underwear, they can’t do anything but pretend to be B and pretend to be dicks.

33. It’s the candy that tempts me, not that I want to eat it.

34. Don’t brag, please give the awesomeness back to the cows, because cows also need sex.

35. The sky is full of vixens.

36. Promises are like farts, earth-shattering at the time but pale and feeble afterwards.

37. Sometimes, it is better to have less tendons than to be too worried

38. I am the rice dumpling leaf and you are the rice. I wrap you layer by layer; how much rice is there in the rice dumpling? , represents how much I miss you! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

39. My biggest advantage is that I have a lot of money, and my biggest disadvantage is that I spend it too fast.

40. Go your own way and let the scum have their say!

41. Since you say I am a scourge, then let me be a scourge for thousands of years!

42. Don’t be a white horse or a dark horse, so you become a zebra.

43. The middle finger is one of the indispensable sign languages ??in modern society.

44. When I woke up early in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally.

45. Your outstandingness is described by a cross: the facial features are very delicate, but the combination is very vague.

46. It took a hundred years to build the same boat, and a thousand years to build bunk beds...

47. Why are you always hiding when you have nothing to do? Do you think you are Tao Yuanming!

48. When the teacher stops talking in the middle of class, it means that a classmate is dead.

49. Three laws of the workplace: Either endure it! Either be cruel! Either get out!

50. I am not your food, but you are my food. From now on, I will not eat rice. Funny phrases to talk about your mood

1. In fact, it is not a good idea to express your love because it looks shady.

2. You are frozen to death in the north, while I am showing my thighs in the south.

3. I made 200 million, one has amnesia and the other has memories.

4. He is born with a villainous appearance, with a narrow forehead and a long mouth and tongue.

5. Eat more celery, no need to ask, it will lower blood pressure.

6. I don’t want eternity, I just want the happiness you give me.

7. Brother, let me throw a brick first. If there is jade, just throw it over.

8. It seems difficult to keep the things you like, such as money.

9. I asked the old lady to put on red lips and give you some color.

10. Others wear shorts to show off their legs, but I wear shorts to show off my fat muscles.

11. No one who is born is afraid of death, and no one who is photographed to death is born.

12. It’s strange that I am so lazy but miss you so hard.

13. Thank you for stealing my partner and letting me know that he is just like a dog.

14. Try messing with me and watch me teach your teeth to walk on the ground.

15. Without a strong master, don’t think that you can bite people just because you are a dog!

16. I hope to hold your hand and take a romantic walk with you one day.

17. The most honest moment in a man’s life is when he signs the marriage certificate.

18. You should be better than everyone else, but you have a mobile phone.

19. People who say good night and go to bed are often still upset half an hour later.

20. How did the pig die? How do I know if you're not dead yet?

21. Smart people are all unmarried. It is difficult for married people to become smart again!

22. Boss: Please collect it for me first, and come over and give it to me later.

23. Make more efforts while you are still alive, because we will all be dead for a long time.

24. Don’t show off your power in front of people with little power, and show off your power in front of people with power.

25. What is the minimum standard for being friends with you? It has to be a human being.

26. We cannot be born together, but we can harm the common people together.

27. I regard money as my grandson and you regard money as your biological father. Who do you think I am to you?

28. I don’t know much about music, so I am sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

29. Others point at your sore spots and laugh, but you can only smile stupidly.

30. I am not bright, charming, or gentle, but I love you more than just words.

31. I also want to be an elegant lady, but life has forced me to become a shrew.

32. The world belongs to us and our sons, but ultimately it belongs to the grandchildren.

33. Every time I quarrel with others, I always feel that I have not performed well and want to quarrel again.

34. It’s noon on hoeing day, so class is really hard. A small shabby book that can last all morning.

35. If I could travel through time and space, I would definitely plant a durian tree in front of Newton’s house.

36. I want to spend every hot summer and rainy day with you under an umbrella!

37. The three words "I love you" are the incense that enchants the soul. How many people have been deprived of their souls by it and only their bodies are left.

38. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will go to jail, I tell you.

39. It is said that long hair means short knowledge. Why are you, a bald man, so short of knowledge?

40. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

41. If you ignore me, I will become a dumpling, and I am the most famous one in Tianjin.

42. After the sports meeting, some people won rankings, while some people became emoticons.

43. In addition to cold fronts, there are warm fronts. I hope our relationship can become a quasi-stationary front.

44. In fact, I worked so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

45. God, I will never call you father again. You don’t love me as your granddaughter at all.

46. Rely on men, men will run away. If you lean on a tree, the tree will fall. Rely on yourself and you won’t run away.

47. On that day, I put on the wedding dress and you put on the suit, how can I experience that kind of satisfaction.

48. Who is your mother? I want to ask her why she had so much courage to give birth to you.

49. I have a pretty good temper and I won’t be angry at all because of my bad temper.

50. Love is inherently a base project. Love has no truth, no truth, and no dignity.

51. It is our business to be a gangster or not, to be a naughty person or not. Don't worry, there's no need to argue behind your back.

52. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of level. My ability is limited, but my level is indeed very high.

53. Before there was an iPhone in the world, vanity was not so portable and the threshold was not so low.

54. There is a kind of person who only does two things. If you succeed, he will be jealous of you; if you fail, he will laugh at you.

55. When a good friend has a partner, I feel like the pig I worked so hard to raise is being eaten.

56. When I want to shake hands with the person I like, I can probably only say: Let’s arm-wrestle.

57. Today someone called me a handsome guy. I rushed up angrily and slapped him. TM, isn’t this nonsense?

58. Don’t be complacent. Only villains know how to play dirty. Don’t admit that identity so quickly!

59. My dear, what I love is not your past, nor your family. What I love is only you now.

60. When the love is there, we call the words we say vows. When the love is gone, the vows are called dead words.

61. My girlfriend ate mutton skewers in one go, and her boyfriend said one word. Which word did you say, and your mouth was so horny?

62. Some people say that my photos are ugly, and I laugh. That’s because you haven’t seen me in person, and that’s how ugly I am!

63. Teachers always teach us to care for trees. But teacher, I want to tell you: it seems that trees have been made into test papers. .

64. My dream: Be a secretary when you have something to do, and be a secretary when you have nothing to do. The reality is: I can’t be a secretary if there’s something wrong, and I can’t be a secretary if there’s nothing wrong.

65. If your classmate suddenly faints, what measures should be taken immediately? Give him a slap first to see if he's just faking it!

66. What does it mean to repay a drop of water with a spring of water? If someone throws a drop of water at you, if you want, just use a bucket of water to throw him to death

67. Love once No regrets, although it hurts my heart, but when I think of your tenderness, in the snowy days, I will also see spring and miss you.

68. In high school, I had enough money to spend, but not enough sleep. In college, I had enough sleep, but not enough money to spend. After going to work, I didn’t have enough sleep, but not enough money to spend.

69. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. If we agree to go out together, then it won’t come back with me. It’s a waste of my heart and soul for it!

70. If something happens to you one day, please be sure to call me. I won’t say anything, and I can’t block the knife for you, but I can come out and be handsome to death.

71. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. But I stood in front of my future mother-in-law, but I could only call her aunt!

72. Back then, Xiao Yanzi became a director, Ziwei became a director, Fifth Prince became a director, Jin Suo became a goddess, and only Erkang became an emoticon.

73. Only your feet know the right shoes. Only your heart knows the right person. When you walk a thousand roads, only one is suitable. When you meet all kinds of people, one person is enough.

74. When a Samsung falls on the ground, it’s not the screen that breaks, but the heart; when an Apple falls on the ground, it breaks not the screen, but the kidneys; when Nokia falls on the ground, it breaks not the screen, but the floor tiles.

75. If there is no moon, I don’t have to miss you. If there is no sun, I will not miss you. Even if the sun and the moon reincarnate and the years fly by, how can I forget you.

76. Do you know that you can walk out of my sight but you will never be able to walk away from my deep yearning for you; you can stay away from my figure but you can never stay away from my deep attachment to you.

77. Someone asked, how big is your school? I replied that the reason why the aunt who sells spicy hotpot in the west gate of our school refused the pursuit of the uncle who sells rice noodles in the east gate is because she doesn’t like long-distance relationships.

78. The teacher asked Xiao Ming a question in class, but Xiao Ming stood up but said nothing. Teacher: Xiao Ming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer? At least give it a squeak! Xiao Ming: Zhi~

79. The courier called me early in the morning. As soon as he got through, he said: Hello, I am here. He settled for a few seconds, and then said, wait a minute. , let’s see what skill I have!

80. A friend of mine started a micro-business business. He quit after working for more than a month. He earned 380,000 yuan and is now free at home. I asked him how he made the money, and he said he was selling fake goods. His leg was broken and the insurance company paid for it.

81. There is a sissy in the class. One day, he had a quarrel with another classmate. The other classmate humiliated him and said: You are such a good mother! He said: Hello, son. The whole class was silent. After 3 seconds, there was thunderous applause.

82. In the biology class, the teacher said: In fact, weasels do not eat chickens. Scientists have done an experiment. They once locked a chicken and a weasel together. Guess what happened the next day? ? A classmate interjected: Is the chicken pregnant?

83. Just as I left the gate of the community in the morning, a five or six-year-old little loli hugged my thigh and cried: Uncle, please marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying: Even if you are married, you still have to go to school for me today!