In 2042, we entered the era of science and technology. I am an inventor of this era.
One day, I was taking a nap. Suddenly, my robot A came into my room and said, "Master, the time machine has been finished, and B and C are doing the final experiment. If they come back from the Tang Dynasty, we can complete people's dream of crossing. "
I said happily, "Yes. We will wait for B and C to come back smoothly. "
Suddenly, there was a loud noise in the laboratory.
"B and C must come back!" A said excitedly.
A and I ran to the lab and saw the door of the time machine open and B and C came out.
B said angrily to C, "It's all your fault! I finally met Li Bai, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, and was about to ask him for his autograph. You brought me back by force Do you know that?/You know what? Li Bai's signature can be sold for a lot of money now! "
C listens to b, not to be outdone, it refutes; "Good you a b, you will know to make money, we take the time machine to the Tang Dynasty this time, just to test whether the time machine can be used, so as to complete people's dreams! Not a tool you use to make money! "
Seeing that B and C were quarreling, A and I quickly dissuaded them: "What are you quarreling about?" ! Isn't it Li Bai's signature? When the time machine is put into use, there will be plenty of time to find ancient celebrities to sign. ""that is, this little thing is not worth arguing about! "
Hearing this, B and C bowed their heads in shame.
I said, "Well, good. Since everyone is quiet, let's go to Gujingyanggang to play! "
After that, I took out 12 pieces of ancient clothes and 820 pieces of ancient silver from the closet and set off. Oh, no, it should be on the time machine.
The time machine began to run. At this time, many buttons appeared on the screen. I press the "Jingyanggang" button, and the time machine shows: "The target" Gu-Jingyanggang "will arrive in 10 seconds."
When we opened our eyes, we found that we were already in Jingyanggang.
At this moment, a drunk staggered towards us. A open the "personal identification system" and say; "Oh, my God! Our luck is really good, and we met Tiger Song Wu. "
B after listening, keep your eyes open; "This time I want to find Song Wu to sign, and I can also sell a lot of money."
Suddenly, a strong wind blew in the forest. A big tiger with a white forehead jumped out. We quickly hid.
Song Wu saw it and took the whistle stick in his hand. Hungry and thirsty, when the tiger saw Song Wu, it jumped up and fell straight from mid-air.
Passing 18-wheeler, Song Wu saw the tiger coming, only a flash, it flashed behind the tiger. Seeing that the tiger didn't pounce, he raised his waist and hips, and the back of his whole body was lifted towards Song Wu. But Song Wu avoided me.
The big tiger was in a hurry, so he turned his iron tail upside down and cut it off at Song Wu's place. Song Wu was flexible and dodged.
We secretly squeezed a cold sweat for Song Wu, and I said to my robot; "Tigers catch people, generally use these three tricks: flapping, lifting and chopping. After the three strokes are used up, people have not caught it, and their anger has disappeared by half. "
At this time, Song Wu raised his stick to hit the tiger, but the stick hit the dead tree and broke in half with a click.
Song Wu threw away his baton and rode on the tiger. Then his fist rained down on the tiger. Less than a meal, the tiger can't change.
We couldn't hold on any longer and jumped out of the bushes.
Scholars A, B and C cheered and shouted at Song Wu. "Song Wu Song Wu, you are too strong, you are stronger than Xiao Qiang!"
But I took out the latest camera and continued to take pictures of Song Wu.
Song Wu was startled by this sudden scene and the flash of the camera. He looked at my camera and three robots and said, "This thing is owned by non-mortals!" " Then he dragged the tiger down the mountain.
I said to three robots; "Well, the one-day tour in Jingyanggang is over, now let's go home!"
At this time, C said to me; "Master, time machine through time and space needs a lot of electricity to maintain energy. B and I had been using the time machine before we came, but we didn't charge it before we came. Electricity now can only go to ancient times. But we can charge it with solar energy, and it will be full in about 5 days. Therefore, we have to live in ancient times for five days. "
When I heard this, I burst into tears: "Oh, my God! I really shouldn't take part in this' one-day tour of Jingyanggang'! Living in ancient times for five days will drive me crazy! No bathing, no TV, no brushing, no. . . . . "
Well, I hope this won't happen next time I use the time machine.