Han Han’s classic quotations 1 The truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of the majority, and this is how people follow what they say. The first person said something, and the second person heard it and spoke with him. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed those two people. explain. It can be seen that the party with a large number of people and mixed opinions does not necessarily have their own ideas, and many people go there because of the crowds. 2. The most irrefutable thing I have said in my life is that the quilt does not need to be folded - it is meant to be spread out to sleep. ——However, this was also the first one to be refuted. You know, these are the rules. We are sad because we have too many rules. 3. I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some Ph.D.s actually don’t have much progress in knowledge. They just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand so that even ghosts can’t understand it. 4. If all-rounders can be produced in this era, it is the luck of examination-oriented education and the success of this era. Unlucky. If there was, he would be the king among men, but unfortunately there is not, so we had to remove the "king" from the character "全". What the times need is just talents. 5. The current education problem is that no one goes to take a bath naked, but too many people take a bath wearing cotton-padded jackets. 6. You can only wait and not chase the trend. This is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that has just left, we ordinary people cannot catch up. . 7. China looks down on people who talk big words. In my opinion, big words are nothing. Just like ancient women who were used to binding their small feet, they called them "big feet" when they touched normal feet. Chinese people are used to talking about "small words", and when they encountered normal words, they naturally called them "big words." "Yes. Those who dare to speak big words will not get a good end, which scares future generations from speaking big words to silence. 8. I have become a phenomenon, and it is better to have unqualified thoughts and morals than to have no thoughts at all. 9. Hating someone for four years is more powerful than loving someone for four years. Like is just a kind of inertia, but hating requires constant pushing yourself. 10. I don't like to be trapped by nature, and I often violate class rules. The class teacher often punishes me to copy the class rules 20 times, so I have to hold three pens at the same time. I often tell people that this is how I got my good calligraphy skills. (11) There are very few beauties on the street, because these days, there are more beauties who go to bed once a day than there are beauties who go to the street once a day. All girls, if they are slightly pretty, are standing in the big hotel; if they are very pretty, they are sleeping in the big hotel; if they are extremely pretty, they are all lying in the arms of the hotel manager. 12) The gate of Zhouzhuang is full of all kinds of buses, which shows that our government attaches great importance to improving the artistic accomplishment of officials. (13) It is hateful to occupy the manhole and not poop. In fact, the most hateful thing is to poop. After the shit is done, you still have to occupy the waiting pit. 14) After a man falls out of love, he either commits suicide or falls in love again, and the requirements for finding a partner for the second time are often similar to the first one. This kind of psychology is subtle, for example, something is eaten deliciously and is suddenly snatched away. , naturally you have to do everything possible to find someone with similar tastes - this logic only applies to the woman's betrayal or failed pursuit of her. If two people no longer have feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow love". There is no need to eat the food that gets smellier the more you eat it (15) Fame is like the hair on the back of your head. You can't see it, but others can see it clearly. 16 ) Mathematics, physics, chemistry, Chinese, and English are all very good, music, sports, and computer are all zero points, and I can’t even turn on a computer. I’m still a top student. But if I am ridiculously good at music, sports, and computers, and speak Portuguese like a native speaker, but fail math, English, and chemistry, I am also a poor student. 17) An adult over the age of 18 still doesn’t know what his future ideals are and what he likes. That is really a failure of education. 18) Mathematics means doing it, keep doing it, until you find that you have done all the questions on the test paper when you take the exam, that’s it. (19) When I was in school, I liked playing football. Some people ridiculed me and said that I would never be able to play in the national team. No matter how good I was, I would be better than Ronaldo. What’s the point of playing? No more kicking. Well, if you like to drive, let me tell you, no matter how fast you drive, you will never be able to drive to the McLaren team, and no matter how fast you drive, you will never be able to drive faster than Schumacher. What’s the point of driving? Your driver’s license will be confiscated.

(20) When you fall in love, it’s mostly for your own face. For example, in school, you think it’s good-looking to be good-looking, but in the office, you think it’s good to find a rich guy. In fact, it’s all about face. 21) During the fight against SARS, some airlines offered a 40% discount on air tickets for teachers and medical staff, which was very confusing. It feels like there are not enough nurses and all the young female teachers are on the front lines. However, I really don’t see anything that teachers have to do with SARS other than teaching everyone to wash their hands frequently. So if I am a cleaner, can I get a 40% discount on flying? (22) As long as the sentences are smooth and there are not many typos that affect reading, there is no criterion for judging the quality of an article. I randomly handed in an article by Zhu Ziqing. No teacher would think that his student's writing was as good as that of a famous writer, and he would still make a lot of revisions (23) One year, the school forcibly charged more when paying tuition. The reason for the 100 yuan loan is to be used for education construction. As for the repayment, it is not only indefinite but also interest-free. In the end, no one who was borrowed the money knows what the money actually built. 1. In Chinese, there are two "secrets": one is not to read Chinese documents; the other is not to read them as documents. 2. I have my own principles in reading books. I don’t like Chinese books and composition classes, because I hate these things that make people money and stifle people’s personality and creativity. I like Wang Shuo better. This guy is very smart and sincere. The characteristics of my writing are more like Qian Zhongshu's "Fortress Besieged", because I admire how he curses deeply without being explicit. 3. The student sent me a test paper, and there was a question in it that used my article for analysis, asking which competition my article was selected from: A: The first national new concept essay contest; B. The first national new concept essay contest Contest; C: New Concept’s First National Essay Contest. What do you think this is? What is the purpose of the exam? Our Chinese language education is really great! 4. The protagonist of my novel basically did nothing and lived in such chaos. this is life. Why must it be higher than life? 5. Mathematics, I think I only need to go to the second grade of junior high school. It is good for a person to be well-rounded, but the more well-rounded a person is, the more mediocre he is. It is said that a person studies advanced mathematics to cultivate logical ability. I think logical ability is something that is innate, not something that is cultivated. If the ancients didn't learn advanced mathematics, wouldn't they have no logical ability? 6. The red lights of seven lessons illuminate my future. 7. It is better to have unqualified thoughts and morals than to have no thoughts at all. 8. I am a big piece of Shanghai gold, and I will make many people reflect on themselves. 9. It is difficult for me to summarize my personality. I am particularly disgusted with stereotyped personalities. I just do what I like. I don't want to follow the crowd. I can't write something like "Ah, our glorious bridge." 10. I have a well-thought-out plan for my plans after dropping out of school. I will promote the release of "Three Doors" in Shanghai in May, do book signings among my peers, and invite a few friends to go to Tibet during the summer vacation...I will lock myself at home in the last few months of the year. Put a year's experience into writing. 11 The manifestation of nervous people when speaking is not that they forget the content, but that they forget the transition. They have no idea what they are talking about. Two sentences that have no causal relationship can be connected with "so". 12 A family is like a mountain. Both parties have to work hard to climb up, but only one person can stand on the top of the mountain. It is said that a family is like a mountain, but more importantly, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers. Once the two tigers face each other, they must fight fiercely to distinguish the superior. Usually men use non-academic means such as fists and kicks to resolve disputes. Therefore, behind a failed woman there is usually a successful man. 13. When the problem involves money, the lifespan of love is different. I often see an extremely ugly man embracing a woman who is as beautiful as a fairy. 14 We have reason to believe that love based on love is short-lived because love itself is short-lived; and love based on money is eternal because money is forever. 15 I feel that I am the most intelligent person in the world. Because some Ph.D.s actually haven’t made much progress in their knowledge. They just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand so that even ghosts can’t understand it. ——One degree below zero 16 A city is like a woman. During the day, we only see her face covered with makeup, and it is only late at night that we can see her face after taking off her makeup. That is the most real. 17 The truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of the majority, and this is how people follow what they say.

The first person said something, and the second person heard it and spoke with him. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed those two people. explain. It can be seen that the party with a large number of people and mixed opinions does not necessarily have their own ideas, and many people go there because there are many people. ——Below Zero, "The Third Man" 18 The most irrefutable thing I have said in my life is that quilts do not need to be folded - they are meant to be spread out for sleeping - but this is also the first thing that has been refuted. You know, these are the rules. We are sad because we have too many rules. ——Sanchongmen's "Personal Profile" 19 Trends can only be waited for but not chased. This is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that has just left, we generally Others cannot catch up. ——Zero One Degree "Hair" 20 It is more powerful to hate someone for four years than to like someone for four years. Like is just a kind of inertia, but hating requires constant pushing yourself.