1. Your love is like a virus, which will be swallowed by 36 sooner or later.

2. Some people make people feel distressed seriously, while others make people feel toothache because of being beaten.

3. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't eat fat are fearless.

4. I want to change my brain capacity and stomach capacity.

5. Sometimes you think that the sky is going to fall, but you are actually standing on your own.

6. Every time I see a couple, I will sing that song, "Happy breakup, I wish you happiness."

7. Shakespeare said, "Don't test me, I can't stand the test!"

8. Three elements of success: persistence. Shameless. Insist on shameless.

9. Is the so-called "protein" just "idiot+idiot+spiritual essence"

1. Life lies in hi, watermelon lies in shooting

11. Hold you in my hand, and you will be a glass when I let go. 12. The night gave me a black mouse, but I used it to play until dawn

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14. Growing up, the only constant is the heart that doesn't like reading.

15. Yuanyang plays with water, and they are all fucking drowned. Fly with me, they all fell to their fucking death.

16. The strength of science lies in that you can't understand the answers even if you copy them. The strength of liberal arts lies in that you don't want to copy them after reading the answers.

17. If you are well, it will be sunny, but I like cloudy days.

18. When I was a child, I cried and laughed. When I grew up, I laughed and cried.

19. You don't even look up to such a good girl as me, young man. Do you like men?

2. I have a bad memory and am forgetful. I only remember people who are kind to me.

21. Why doesn't Fahai understand love? A: Because there is no "whip" in Fahai.

22. It turns out that loving a person is up to man and fate, but it's not up to him.

23, the complexion is ruddy and ten thousand people fall down. Could it be that the girl uses Dabao!

24. Playing the lute to a cow is actually not terrible. The terrible thing is that the cow plays the piano at you.

25, food, I want to be thin, and I can't have both, so I'll go.

26, there will always be a mistress named winter vacation homework on a date with Xiansen during the winter vacation.

27. I'm in a bad mood today. I just want to say four words, including the above two. I'm done.

28. Wangwang Snow Cake, you are prosperous, I am prosperous, everyone is prosperous, Wangwang is prosperous, and your sister is prosperous.

29. This prophet has been suffering from mental illness. The whole person becomes more energetic.

3. I hope that when I receive a red envelope, I will open it and write another one.

31. As soon as you go out, a hundred mountains and no bird, thousands of people are extinct!

32. In those years, the whole class handed out test papers, and the result was a mistake. The whole class was wrong.

33. The exam was a zero. If I didn't have you, I wouldn't even have a zero.

34. In class, someone sent a note. When I saw the content, I really wanted to beat him up ... It said: Are you there?

35. "Good teacher" in class and "Goodbye to the teacher" after class. I said, "Teacher, are you tired of listening?" I'm tired of talking every day.

36. Brotherly love, simple love

37. I love you every day, and I'm holding on.

38, patroness, I am too young to heal you through my clothes, so I have sinned.

39. Who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts? Now it's black.

4. If God gives me another chance to meet you, I will turn my head and leave!