1. If the wolf turns back, there must be a reason, not revenge but repayment.

2. You don’t need to comment on whether I am good or bad. People who are different do not seek each other.

3. The dragon is born in the water, and the royal road is harder than the sky.

4. It is your blessing to be pampered by me in my arms. If you pretend to be pretentious and self-righteous with me, it is because you have not understood my temper.

5. Young man, you are still young. If you want to succeed, you have to risk your life.

6. The factory does not lack a worker, the restaurant does not lack a waiter, and the boss does not lack an employee. But in your family, there is a lack of someone with a glorious ancestor, and that person is you.

7. When you have no money, you can’t even afford a fifty-cent spicy bar. No one knows who you are, and you are nothing. But when you are rich, maybe your inadvertent action will be praised by many people. This is the reality.

8. Remember this sentence, a child without an umbrella must run hard.

9. Wearing a 300-yuan watch and a 3-million-yuan watch have the same time. Drinking 30-yuan wine and 3,000-yuan wine will cause vomiting the same. Living in a 30-square-meter house, and Living in a 300 square meter house, loneliness is the same. What we need is a sense of existence, and the sense of existence is definitely not Hermès or Lamborghini. One day you will understand that the true happiness in your heart cannot be given by material things.

10. Many people say that encountering difficulties and obstacles are setbacks, but I think this is growth and the only way to maturity. Thank you to everyone who has helped me. one person.

11. I gave you ten dollars and he gave you twenty. You think he treats you better, but you don’t know. But you don’t know that he has 1,000 in his pocket and I have 1,000 in my pocket. It’s only 10 fucking bucks and I gave it all to you.

12. You are not working hard for money, you are working hard for your family and loved ones.

13. The biggest obstacle on the road to success is your ignorance and willfulness. No one can stop you from succeeding, and no one can block your path to success.

14. Brother, when you go to hell, you pick up a sword and ride a horse to kill the King of Hell, making you infinitely rampant. When you ascend to heaven, I rush into the sky and step on the emperor, making you shine forever.

15. Sometimes people are so strange. They are unwilling to say a word after being greatly wronged, but they burst into tears when they hear words of comfort.

16. I am a very simple person. I can play both the leading and supporting roles. I am comfortable on and off the stage. When faced with life, I can fight as hard as I want, and I can bend and stretch.

17. Dumplings should be dipped in vinegar, and pretense should be moderate.

18. People who can’t cry are monsters, and people who can only cry are trash.

19. You have to have rules as a human being. I won’t touch what’s yours, but do you dare to touch what’s mine?

20. If you don’t wander around with me, just shut up your smell Mouth, little scumbag.

21. I have tolerated you for a long time, but you think you are used to it.

22. One day I will become strong. One day I will hold Sora Aoi with my left hand and Yui Hatano with my right hand, and let them sing loudly: I am conquered by you like this.

23. I am the sun, and I don’t need any of you to shine.

24. Do more things and stop talking nonsense. In my territory, even if you multiply it by three and open two square meters, it won’t work.

25. I am not a soft persimmon, and I don’t want to scheming and cheating, but if you slap me, I will definitely give it back, and it will be more than just a slap.

26. I really want to have a love that doesn’t ask for a lasting relationship, but just wants to check out and leave.

27. For those who stand in my way, I will make my name your eternal nightmare.

28. The things that make you cry today will one day make you say them with a smile.

29. Love is love when it is separated and reunited. It is a drama when it falls apart!

30. If you want your dreams to come true, you have to wake up from your dream first.

31. When you use various languages ??to slander me, I hope you remember that I am not living for you.

32. Remember one sentence, pretending to be cool is more shameful than showing off.

33. Yesterday is important because it builds our memory. Tomorrow is important because it gives us visions and dreams.

34. There are two roads in life, one is walking with your heart called dream, the other walking with your feet is called reality.

35. Brother, you have an acidic temper, you have a social background, you are willing to say dirty words, and you have a very impulsive personality. These are not a problem, but brother, can you say hello to me before you do it? , don’t fucking hit me right up here.

36. A bitch is ruthless, but she interprets the joys and sorrows of the world; an actor is ruthless, but sings the joys and sorrows of life.

37. I, not your father, can’t give you the fairy tale you want.

38. You have to understand one thing, except for death, all leaving in this world is betrayal.

39. I thought you would like me if I made you laugh, but I never expected that I would lose to someone who made you cry.

40. One person can taste everything in the world, and you have to bear everything by yourself. Come on! Classic quotations of pretentiousness

1. The rain was pouring down, and I hurriedly took a taxi back to the hotel. I got off Behind the car, I found that my phone was gone. I ignored the heavy rain and ran after the taxi, shouting: Master, stop the car and ran out for more than a hundred meters. I found that my left hand was holding the phone. However, the driver also stopped the car and asked. What's wrong with me? I stood in the heavy rain and shouted to the master: It's raining heavily, please drive slower and then turned around and ran away

2. When I went to McDonald's with my best friend, shouldn't the McDonald's clerk tell me to wait on the right after taking the money? ?Why did he say you are really edible? Can you complain to him?

3. Each industry has its own ancestor: the carpenter worships Lu Ban; the tofu shop worships Liu An; the silk industry worships Lei Zu. Who is the founder of the express delivery company? On Christmas Day last year, the answer was finally found: the owner of the alleyway express company led all the salesmen to pay homage to the founder, Santa Claus, under the Christmas tree to commemorate the man who delivered hundreds of millions of packages a night and never A legend in the express delivery industry who allows customers to open packages for inspection and then sign for receipt.

4. When I was single, I always had to do the laundry by myself. In order to get rid of this hard life, I decisively found a girlfriend. Yes, you guessed it right, I also wash my girlfriend’s clothes now. I won’t say any more, it’s all tears. I have to go hang the clothes.

5. I asked to go out to play during the summer vacation, but my father refused. He said: Wait until you get married. If something happens like this, the responsibility will not be on me. I don't say anything.

6. My father drank too much and asked me: Yuyu, is there anyone chasing you?, I said: Yes, there are too many people chasing me, I am picking!, Old Dad suddenly laughed and said: Dad just likes our Yuyu’s character. No one is chasing her, and she can still boast!

7. Today, my son’s kindergarten went to the aquarium to see penguins. After returning home in the afternoon, the kindergarten The teacher called me and said that my son was missing during the trip. When I found it later, I got wet all over and apologized. I said it was okay and hung up. After a while, my son came back. I saw him put down his schoolbag and opened it. Damn, there was a living penguin inside. Now he was calling the aquarium to explain. This naughty boy

8. An old man passed by. A van knocked down the road, and everyone felt nervous, but the old man stood up and patted the dirt on his body. Just when everyone was breathing a sigh of relief, the van driver rolled down the window and shouted: Damn old man, I want to die! I don’t have eyes anymore! The old man was stunned, first looked at the driver meaningfully, and then slowly Sit back on the ground and lie flat.

9. Go home on weekends and watch TV with your parents. My father stared at me and said meaningfully: Why do I think my daughter doesn’t look like me? She doesn’t look like me at all.

Then my mother said: My daughter is already 21. If she doesn’t look alike, don’t get to the bottom of it. Just pretend to be stupid. At least I still have a wife and a daughter. If I find out something, my wife will run away and my daughter will be gone too.

10. I have a stomachache today and feel like vomiting. There was an exam in the afternoon, and the teacher was very playful with us. Halfway through the exam, I couldn't hold it in and vomited. The teacher came over and said with concern: What, the question is too disgusting?

11. It was the birthday of a female colleague a few days ago, and a group of us went to celebrate her birthday. When I was about to set off, a colleague said: Today is your birthday, why are you dressed so casually? She asked: How should I wear it? At this time, I don’t know what happened in my mind, and suddenly I said: At least you have to wear it. Shroud! In an instant, her entire face turned green

12. I just went to buy water with my colleagues. A bottle of mineral water cost one dollar and a half. The colleague took a bottle and gave the boss three yuan. The boss gave him fifty cents. The second-rate guy yelled at that time: What I just gave you was three yuan! The boss was also angry: MD, you also know that water costs one yuan and a half, why did you give me three yuan? Can't you give me two yuan?

13. My sister came to see me today and insisted on holding my hand as we walked to school. She said: Brother, you have been single for too long, so I will show off to you

14. Yesterday The biology part of the comprehensive examination is really difficult, especially the multiple-choice questions. It would be amazing to get half of the answers right. However, there is a master in the class who gets all the answers right. You guessed it right, he is deceived. Of course, this is not GC. GC is based on his choice: three long and one short, choose the shortest, three short and one long, choose the longest, two long and two short, choose B, uneven C is invincible, so it turns out that this This long-circulated secret book is true...,,,, rub! The most pretentious and handsome signature

1. Some people are still alive, but they are already dead; some people are alive, but they should have died long ago. .

2. Ask the boy downstairs, where are the house prices going? The boy was speechless and pointed to the sky.

3. The fat man’s motto is: hit a hole wherever you fall.

4. I always want to turn around beautifully, but I always hit the wall beautifully.

5. Life without creation cannot be considered life, it can only be considered alive.

6. Life is like a green spider crawling forward slowly, but bleeding red blood.

7. The deep beauty and loneliness in your gentle eyes need a person to understand.

8. There is a kind of anxiety that the computer is stuck and QQ is still beeping.

9. I can’t forget my ex-boyfriend. Because he owes me money.

10. You sent QQ and said you wanted to see your left ear. You went to the cinema, but I ran into the hospital.

11. Don’t worry about someone who has abandoned you, because his abandonment of you proves that he is not so lucky.

12. If you dare to climb up my window and sing "Uneasy", I will sing a duet with you.

13. I came into this world crying, and I plan to go back crying!

14. I copied the homework and deceived the test papers, but my intention to do the homework was true.

15. Being ugly is really hard on you. It scares people when you run out in the morning, and scares ghosts when you run out at night.

16. Life is like a coffee table. Although it is not big, it is full of cups.

17. Do you know the difference between you and a plate of shit? It’s just that you don’t have a plate.

18. If I still don’t let go, many years later, whether you blame me or not, you will still be moved.

19. Even if my heart is the liver and lungs of a donkey, it is enough to feed a dog’s stomach.

20. Wherever you fall, you always get up. I always fall there. I suspect there is a pit there.

21. Female: What is your opinion about sex? Male: No opinion, but there are many ways to do it.

22. The so-called aloofness is actually a person with poor hearing, slow reaction and poor eyesight.

23. What makes a great person is not how many people have a background, but how many people can support them.

24. If I fall in love, will you still treat me like this?

25. Love is like protection money. If you don’t fight for it yourself, you still want to wait for others to come to your door?

26. Please don’t call me by my name during final exam week, please call me Guoer!

27. Don’t worry about the things that were taken away, because everything that can be taken away is garbage.

28. If you once sang the praises of dawn, then please also embrace the night.

29. People can have neither courage nor temper, but they cannot have athlete’s foot!

30. We are all innocent children, tortured by reality into a madman.

31. The triangle has stability, but the love triangle has the ability to disintegrate.

32. Nothing can be relied on these days except myself. Abbreviation: Damn it!

33. I’m going to see a movie with my male friends on the weekend, and I’d like to help recommend some male fans.

34. Life is short and must be sexy. A strong life does not need explanation.

35. The corners of your mouth are full of sunshine, and you can make people smile when they meet you.

36. Tell me the address of your home. I will change it into a public toilet.

37. Both Li Yuchun and Zeng Yike are my brothers.

38. Fairy tales are all lies, and Andersen also lied to himself.

39. Dust to dust, dust to dust, wave goodbye to two hundred and fifty.

40. "Ten Years" sings the heartbeat of a fat man: he wants to lose weight while crying.

41. Fireworks can create beautiful scenes, but you can create ugly looks!

42. Those who are rich should offer money, and those who have no money should inform the rich to come and support them.

43. If someone appears in your dream, it means that that person is thinking of you.

44. The early bird catches the worm; the early bird catches the worm!

45. A casual sentence, a piece of lyrics. It brings back all the old memories for me.

46. The memory of longing, the memory that cannot be erased, your figure keeps appearing in my mind.

47. The only difference between me and Superman is: I wear underwear inside.

48. No matter how difficult this stop is, I decide to stay for a lifetime.

49. When dry firewood meets the fierce fire, it is called Ming Sao. When wet firewood meets flames, it is boring.

50. I do the work of a migrant worker, but my salary is not higher than that of a migrant worker.

51. Blue curtains and a glass-like heart are transparent to you, but easy to get sad.

52. If you are not tired, think about the Red Army's twenty-five thousand. If you are tired, think about the woman who took the lead last night.

53. I saw you. I suddenly understood what kind of existence Picasso was.

54. I don’t do things that I regret, I only do things that make you regret.

55. We first create habits, and then habits create us.

56. I will be one of your teeth in the next life. At least, you will know when I feel uncomfortable.

57. There are always many accidents in life, and the kite in your hand will suddenly break.

58. Weather forecast: Recently, a master of flirting with girls is emerging. Girls, please pay attention.

59. All the struggles you do today are to accumulate strength for tomorrow, so don’t give up.

60. Since you are lingering in my heart. Then just stay here.

61. If I can only meet you again instead of living together, how can I be happy?

62. Some people are serious about making you feel bad, and some people are so mean that they make your teeth hurt.

63. You don’t need to say anything, I understand everything. You want to say that my sister is beautiful!

64. The role of force is mutual, except for the power of love.

65. The universe is vast, and women are the biggest. They last forever, which is an excuse for being a bitch.

66. Over the years, my toilet seat has never been raised!

67. Today’s money is becoming less and less valuable, and today’s people are becoming less and less human.

68. You should be low-key in life and high-key in reading, so my mother has been emphasizing it.

69. Although it is only the speed of a bicycle. However, you must have the heart of F1.

70. Hate can stir up disputes, but love can cover up all mistakes.

71. That’s just liking a man, but that’s definitely not love.

72. Even if you are jealous, pretend to be soy sauce. Don’t let people laugh at you!

73. I don’t want to get up because the quilt is sick and needs care!

74. I just long for a permanent love without lies.

75. I don’t want what I can’t get. Who are you? I want to smile at you.

76. If you continue to ignore me, I will become a steamed bun, and the most famous one in Tianjin.

77. Ask me my weight? Just kidding, real fat people never step on the scale!

78. If you can start over by cutting your hair short, then I will probably have to shave my head.

79. Having a dream is just a kind of intelligence, and realizing a dream is a kind of ability.

80. Perfect love makes people weak-willed, while imperfect love hurts people’s hearts.

81. The miss of two people is not as deep as the deep love of one person.

82. A gentleman’s revenge is never too late, but a villain’s revenge is never too late.

83. I am small-minded, but I am not lacking. I am good-tempered, but I am not lacking!

84. Time slowly destroys my feeling for you, although it is diluted a bit perfectly.

85. Now that I am a famous person, I cannot just find a hospital.

86. Don’t think about being single. The object is not suitable for us single nobles.

87. Korean plastic surgery and Thai ladyboys are actually not as beautiful as China’s beautiful pictures.

88. I really want to point to my heart and proudly tell him that there is a replacement here.

89. Please find the repeated words in this sentence. Do you like me?

90. She can play piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, playing, playing and singing, while I can eat, sleep, play poker and mahjong.

91. If I throw a glass of water on your face, it is equivalent to ruining your appearance.

92. I am immersed in my own world just because I want to.

93. I must be reincarnated as a woman in my next life, and then marry a man like me.

94. They say don’t chat with me anymore. If we talk about feelings, you will be responsible.

95. The most romantic thing I can think of is that the son you gave birth to is very much like me.

96. The best decision of my life was to walk into your store and buy a sandwich.

97. Put you as close as possible to my heart, so that you can hear my irregular heartbeat.

98. All unforgettable love is the moment when the soul wanders on the bed!

99. I am Chinese, but I adjust to the time difference every day.

100. I cannot satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

101. I really don’t like fairy tales, because they are too perfect and too ethereal.

102. I don’t fall in love prematurely because I tell myself that falling in love early is to support others’ wives.

103. Any other reason for getting married besides love is deceiving oneself and others.

104. Fate cannot be changed, but what can be changed is to try not to leave any regrets in life.

105. Looking for your beautiful face in the lake of memory.

106. I can be so strong that God feels sorry for me.

107. Do you feel like you are jumping around when you are logging in on QQ?

108. Broken glass will have cracks no matter how clever it is pasted.

109. What’s good about writing homework is that it wastes brain cells, pen, and paper.

110. I don’t like your man at all, and you can’t afford my man at all.

111. I thought you loved me, but you have never paid for love.

112. God spreads wisdom to the world, and I am clever and hold up an umbrella.

113. When the tears flow down, you realize that separation is also another kind of understanding.

114. If you don’t contact me, I won’t contact you, and we’ll just fade away.

115. Life cannot be like cooking, where you have to prepare all the ingredients before cooking.

116. Before I met you, I really didn’t realize that I judged people by their appearance.

117. I believe that we will all be fine, just like we were when we met.

118. I can learn to play LOL for you, and then beat you to death.

119. The purpose of installing mirrors in school stairs is to tell us: ugly people should study more!

120. If you tell me to get out, I will get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, get away!

121. In the eyes of fools, the wisdom of smart people is worthless.

122. Love is not everything. So don’t blindly pursue eternal happiness.

123. If you are awesome, you can only eat three meals a day. After death, you will still be buried in the grave.

124. If there is no equal love, then let me love more.

125. How many people say that it will be fine when I have money, but they cry when they touch their pockets.

126. Girl, if a man pauses the game to reply to your text message, marry him!

127. You don’t love me and I don’t love you. As long as you wish, everyone will be happy.

128. Don’t like someone who is too dazzling, because he can’t see you.

129. Girls with thick legs envy all kinds of thin legs, regardless of whether they are male or female.

130. The love I want is not a life without quarrels, but a love that lasts a lifetime even if we quarrel.

131. Don’t go around shouting that the world has abandoned you. The world does not belong to you in the first place.

132. Look how popular Ahri is now. Spongebob is so yellow.

133. Some people rely on strength in exams, some rely on vision, and I am the one who relies on imagination.

134. I once had a pair of wings, but I didn’t use them to fly but to make soup.

135. I don’t know Wu Bai, but I know his brother Wu Bai. About the classic and beautiful pretense

The latest about the classic and beautiful pretense

1. At that moment, we were silent, we couldn’t even remember the happy times, the sad ones The traces are still vivid.

2. Everyone is afraid, especially those who cherish with all their lives but still can’t keep anything in the end.

3. How many times have I told myself that this love has become a memory, and how many times have I warned myself not to shed tears for you until I am completely defeated.

4. There is a kind of love called letting go, and there is a kind of pain after letting go.

5. I’m not a rag collector, so I can’t let you be there whenever you call.

6. The most charming person is Master Kong, and there are thousands of people there every day Pick him up.

7. It is better to have a wolf's heart and a dog's lungs than to tear one's heart out.

8. Don’t put pressure on me, that will be my motivation to become your boss.

9. It’s noon on the day of hoeing, and nothing depends on general knowledge. If you have nothing to do in your free time, it is better to play Landlord.

10. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison

11. If you lose your wife, you can find her again. There is only one mother.

12. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

13. If I win five million, I think I’d better donate it to my own account.

14. Let the storm come more violently, and let those who are dating be soaked in the rain.

15. Without the toad, the swan will be lonely. Talk about classic and beautiful pretense

1. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

2. Do you know how much courage it takes for me to dial your number, but you turned off your phone.

3. Every time I ask others if they have eaten, I am actually starving to death.

4. You are so famous. You have made more than 100 movies, but now you are not allowed to be broadcast due to the anti-pornography policy.

5. My father said that handsome men lie, and my mother said that men who are not handsome will also lie. Your father is a good example.

6. Don’t think that just because you have a tan, you can hide the fact that you are an idiot.

7. Look at your ranking to know how many people are in your class.

8. Don’t tell me you love me. I feel like vomiting after hearing this too often...

9. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

10. My figure is actually quite good, fat but not greasy.

11. When I have money, I will take the people I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

12. There are too many germs in the outside world, and I am afraid of going out will be infected.

13. Why don’t you let ghosts push the wheels when you are so rich?

14. Don’t compare humans and dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.

15 . Life is like a journey, you may end up overturning somewhere. Talking about the classic and beautiful pretense of domineering

1. I am not a straw boat, so don’t direct your insults at me.

2. Tears are the embellishment of happiness, which no one can understand.

3. The most painful thing is not parting with you, but the memories that are still tightly wrapped around you after parting.

4. Later, when I meet someone I am attracted to, I will think: Forget it, friends are very good, really good.

5. Happiness is as long as you have the right person Hands, even if they lose everything, they will not be afraid.

6. I want to touch the smuggled love but I am afraid of getting hurt.

7. The biggest greed in this life is probably: I don’t like myself, but I still hope you like me.

8. Don’t open the wound easily to others who don’t care, because what others see is the excitement, but it is you who suffer the pain.

9. If a person is always immersed in the crowd, he will eventually be unable to find himself.

10. Say love out loud, because you never know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident.

11. In fact, I am always behind you, I just need you to look back.

12. If you don’t understand my silence, you will never understand my words.

13. If love comes when you want and leaves when you want, then the world will become a sea of ??tears.

14. Once something is owned, it immediately loses value.

15. The road is so crowded with pedestrians this night.

16. Growth is the process of turning heartbreak into silent mode.

17. No matter how good the past is, the more you recall it, the less flavor it will have.

18. Personal signature: In the future, will you value me more than yourself?

19. Believe it or not, there will always be someone who silently reads each of your statuses but will never leave any comments.

20. From now on, I will no longer expect, but only cherish what I have.

21. Just because you have heard of me, does not mean that you understand me. Just because you have heard some rumors, does not mean that they are true.

22. I can only vent my emotions here, and then get up every day as if nothing happened.

23. We are all changing, so why stay with the past.

24. There are no ugly women in the world, only women who don’t know how to use beautiful pictures to show off!

25. Too many people judge people by their appearance, so they may have missed you because you are not good-looking. of true love.

26. Just now I was thinking about the future with him over and over again, but now he has nothing to do with me. Do you understand how sad I am?

27. The person in the memory lives in the old city. He is a few inches farther away and a few minutes older.

28. Many people don’t need to see each other again, because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memorial we can give each other.

29. Like flowers and beautiful families, the years are fleeting. You can go back to the past, but you can't go back to the beginning.

30. I thought I was afraid of the moment of farewell, but it turned out that I was also afraid of reunion.