1. If life is a play, I will be the clown on the stage, always wearing other people’s smiling faces and shedding my own tears.

2. My life can be summed up in nine words: I can do whatever I want with my salary, and it will be cool when my salary is exhausted.

3. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will go to jail, I tell you.

4. My wallet is like an onion, it makes me burst into tears every time I open it.

5. There are too many hurts around me. I hope that when I wake up one morning, I will be the only one in the world and die quietly.