Second, human potential is infinite. Some people will resign at the beginning of the year, but they are still at work and dare not be late.

Third, when you are poor, you think you will be happy if you have money. When you are really rich, you will find that there is more money than happiness. This is simply happiness.

Fourth, "Do you like small animals?" Me: Of course. "How much do you like it?" Me: How can I put it? Every meal has it!

A mirror is installed in the school stairs, telling us that ugly people should read more books.

6. When I was poor, my parents spent hundreds of dollars a month. At that time, I thought it would be great to find a job with a monthly salary of more than 2000 when I grew up. As a result, my wish came true.

Unlike you who run in the morning, I have tried my best to sit up in bed.

Eight, I once believed that I could turn my life into a paragraph, but now I just hope that I don't turn my life into a case.

9. My friend invited me to dinner at noon. When I paid the bill, I saw that he paid slowly, so I said, "Why don't I pay?" "How dare you!" "Nothing." So I put my hand in his pocket.

Ten, people fall in love by looks, by routines, by burning money, and I ... rely on each other's blindness.

Eleven, it is not easy to earn 500 thousand, and it is extremely difficult to save 500 thousand. Spending 500 thousand is very simple, and losing 500 thousand is a blink of an eye.

Twelve, have a daughter, there are many choices in the future, you can legally blonde, you can angels in white, you can also be a housewife, and you have only one choice to have a son: self-reliance.

Thirteen, "How long have you been in love?" "If you want to ask my age, just say so!"

Fourteen, when I was a child, I saw my parents quarreling and often tangled. Should I get married when I grow up? It was not until I reached that age that I found out: I really think too much!

Sometimes, when I say "I'm fine", I just hope someone can look me in the eye, hold me tightly, say "I know you're not good", and then take out a pile of big bills and put them in my arms.

Sixteen, I raised a fish and died. I don't want to be buried I want to be cremated. Who knows, the more you bake this thing, the better it smells. Then I bought a bottle of beer!

Seventeen, "I stopped the car and wiped my front windshield." "Dad, where did you get the windshield of your battery car?" Dad took out his handkerchief and wiped his glasses.

If a man likes you without makeup, he doesn't mind how ugly you are. He is happy when you are fat, and he is particularly distressed when you are thin. If you have no money, he will give you money without saying anything. Remember, that man is your father!

Nineteen, what is the male god? It's the kind of man who thinks this life has nothing to do with you at first sight.

Twenty, I have been out for several years, from the salary of 2000 yuan in the first month to the salary of 1 10,000,50,000,110,000,500,000 later. I never thought I owed so much.

2 1. I was walking on the road on a rainy day, and a big rush flew by me and splashed me with mud. Looking at the big rush in the distance, I secretly vowed in my heart that when I have money, I must buy a raincoat of my own.

22. I don't know when I will be blessed. It is said that some people have gained weight, but they pretend not to know.

Two or three, people lose weight, waist and ass, why do you have to start with brain cells?

Twenty-four, meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. At dinner, her mother asked, "How much can a young man earn every month with such high consumption now?" I sighed: "alas, not much, just like beggars." Hearing this, her mother said happily, "can't you earn tens of thousands every month?" Not bad! " I ......