3. Teacher: Xiao Xin, your problem is the improper use of words. Now let's test that you use an idiom to describe the teacher's happiness: Xiao Xin: Laugh at Jiuquan.
Xiao Xin: Sister, why do you work so hard? Sister: It's all because of you. Xiao Xin: Me? Sister: Yes, someone in our family must be promising!
5. Xiao Xin: Meiya, you said that you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway, right? Meiya: That's right, Xiao Xin: Well, today's series is the last chapter. You can't stop me from watching it.
Xiao Xin: Meiya, there is a poor Obasan in the park. I want to help her. Meiya: Xiao Xin is so sweet. Just give it to her 10 yuan! Meiya: Hey! Why did you buy sausages? Xiao Xin: She only sells sausages!
7. Teacher: Xiao Xin, your art works are so good that the school will send you to participate in the city-wide competition tomorrow. Xiao Xin: No. Teacher: Why? Xiao Xin: My father finished the work. He will go to work tomorrow.
8. Dad: What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at pictures of naked women! Doing such a thing at a young age? Say! Where did these photos come from? Xiao Xin: I found it in your drawer.
9. Teacher: Xiao Xin, how did you steal your classmate's eraser? Don't you think about your parents when you do such a thing? Xiao Xin: I just thought about it. So you don't have to spend your parents' money.
10, kitten: My mother is a master and my father is a doctor. Xiao Xin: What's the big deal! Kitten: Who are your parents? Xiao Xin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman.
1 1. Mom: Xiao Xin, did you turn on the TV again? Xiao Xin: I don't want to watch TV. Mom: Then what are you doing? Xiao Xin: I'm checking whether the TV program in the newspaper is printed wrong.
12, Meiya: It's good to swim. Xiao Xin: Meiya, you are becoming more and more like a fish. Meiya: You mean like a mermaid? Xiao Xin: No, you have more and more crow's feet.
13, Meiya: Xiao Xin, have you picked up 10 times this semester? Xiao Xin: No, I only picked up Meiya once: Then why can't I find ten honor cards without money? Xiao Xin: I changed the 100 yuan I found into 10 copper coins.
Xiao Xin: Do you sell soy sauce? Fish shop owner: No. Xiao Xin: Do you sell mustard? Fish shop owner: No. Xiao Xin: How dare you open a shop when you have nothing?
15, Xiao Xin: Sister, why are you working so hard? Sister: It's all because of you. Xiao Xin: Me? Sister: Yes, someone in our family must be promising!
Politician: What do you like, children? Child a: I like eating. Child B: I like my parents. Xiao Xin: I like ladies in bikinis.
17, Meiya: Look, Xiao Xin, my sister took the 100 exam, and you only got 50. Xiao Xin: I did what you said. Meiya: What did I say? Xiao Xin: You said that if only I had half my sister's.
18, Teacher: Now I am in the first aid class, and someone is injured. What should I do first? Xiao Xin: I know. Ask him if he wants an organ donation.
19, Xiao Xin: Meiya, I lost the fight with the kitten last time, and I won this time. Meiya: How did you fight twice? Xiao Xin: Didn't you teach me to stand up where I fell?
20. Xiao Xin: I will say a few words instead of my mother who stopped breathing. Mom: It should be hopeless.
2 1, Meiya: Go home immediately after the summer cram school. Why don't you listen? I hate people who don't come home on time. Xiao Xin: Why are you so angry? I'm not angry that you didn't go home to cook immediately after work!
22. Mom: I thought you were doing your homework, but you were playing video games. Xiao Xin: It's not my fault. Mom: Is it my fault? Xiao Xin: That's right. You walk so quietly.
23. Xiao Xin: Hmm. Meiya: What's wrong? Xiao Xin: Poop. Meiya: Can't you just bear it and go somewhere else? Xiao Xin: I can't. Meiya: How about it? Xiao Xin: Let out a little.
24. Kitten: My mother is a master and my father is a doctor. Xiao Xin: What's the big deal! Kitten: Who are your parents? Xiao Xin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman.
Meiya: Xiao Xin, I want you to make up your English, because I hope you don't lose at the starting point. Xiao Xin: I have already lost at the starting point. Meiya: What have you lost? Xiao Xin: Legacy.
26. Meiya: I thought you were doing your homework, but in fact you were playing video games. Xiao Xin: It's not my fault. Meiya: Is it my fault? Xiao Xin: That's right. You walk so quietly.
Teacher: Xiao Xin, your beautiful works are so good that the school will send you to participate in the city-wide competition tomorrow. Xiao Xin: No way. Teacher: Why? Xiao Xin: My father does this job. He will go to work tomorrow.
28. Sister: Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever met. Xiao Xin: I'm flattered. How do you know that? Sister: Anyway, you totally push.
29. Teacher: Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if you repeat this? Xiao Xin: Someone will sue you for sexual harassment.
30. Xiao Xin: At that time, you couldn't afford the ransom? ! Xiao Xin: It's over. Meiya: Let's go. Xiao Xin: Take another piss.
Mom: Xiao Xin, did you brush your teeth? Xiao Xin: I did. Mom: Did you pee? Xiao Xin: I did. Mom: Did you have a bowel movement? Xiao Xin: What is the big deal?
Teacher: Xiao Xin, please use "dilemma" to make a sentence. Xiao Xin: I was in a dilemma during the exam. Teacher: Are you in a dilemma because you can't answer questions? Xiao Xin: No, left and right students have different answers, which puts me in a dilemma.
33. Hiroshi: What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at pictures of naked women! Doing such a thing at a young age? Say! Where did these photos come from? Xiao Xin: I found it in your drawer.
34. Meiya: Xiao Xin, I want you to make up your English, because I hope you don't lose at the starting line. Xiao Xin: I have already lost at the starting line. Meiya: What have you lost? Xiao Xin: Legacy.
35. Teacher: Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics when they reach puberty, and girls' flat breasts will bulge, just like Xiao Xin: like double airbags.
36. Xiao Kui: Brother, what should we do if there are delinquent teenagers blackmailing us? Xiao Xin: Run, go after Xiao Kui. Can you beat them? Xiao Xin: I just need to hit you (wow, Xiao Xin, a smelly boy ~ ~).
Guang Zhi: Look how touching the story of twenty-four filial piety is. Can you do it? Xiao Xin: At least I can do the same thing and sell my body to bury my father.
38. Meiya: My parents are busy tonight and will be back very late. Xiao Xin: Then I will be very tired! Meiya: Why? Xiao Xin: I'll get tired of watching TV.
39. Mom: Look, Xiao Xin, my sister got 100, but you only got 50 points. Xiao Xin: I did as you said. Mom: What did I say? Xiao Xin: You said that if only I had half my sister's.
40. Xiao Xin: Teacher, I want to go to the toilet. Teacher: No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now Xiao Xin: Time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!
4 1, Meiya: Xiao Xin, do you want to pee first? Xiao Xin: No! Xiao Xin: I want to shit. Meiya: Why not just now? Xiao Xin: Not now.
42. Meiya: My parents are busy tonight and will be back very late. Xiao Xin: That will be very tiring! Meiya: Why? Xiao Xin: I'll get tired of watching TV.
Teacher: What's the matter with you? Xiao Xin: A nosebleed. Teacher: This will make the nostrils look like pig noses. Xiao Xin: Ah, so you called the teacher.
44. Teacher: Xiao Xin, your problem is the improper use of words. Now let's test that you use an idiom to describe your teacher's happiness. Xiao Xin: Laugh at Jiuquan.
45. Xiao Xin: Movies, steamed buns and rice balls. Meiya: The child can read a lot. It's not bad to look at billboards like this. Xiao Xin: Three warms, accompanied by beautiful women.
46. Xiao Xin: Mom, you're welcome. Come along. Meiya: Go in. Xiao Xin: But what if that uncle who is peeing wants to kidnap me?
47. Xiao Xin: Do you sell soy sauce? Fish shop owner: No. Xiao Xin: Do you sell mustard? Fish shop owner: No Xiao Xin: You dare to open a shop without anything.
48. Mom: Xiao Xin, what are you doing? Xiao Xin: I'm helping Xiao Bai brush his teeth. Mom: This isn't my toothbrush, is it? Xiao Xin: Yes.
Crayon Shinchan Classic Funny Quotations
Xiao Xin: Do you sell soy sauce? Fish shop owner: "No." Xiao Xin: "Do you sell mustard?" Fish shop owner: "No. Xiao Xin: You dare to open a shop without anything. 」
Teacher: "What will tadpoles become when they grow up?" "Pan. 」
Teacher: "Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if this is repeated? " Xiao Xin: "Someone will sue you."
Teacher: "Now in the first aid class, someone is injured. What should I do first? " ? Xiao Xin: I know. Ask him if he wants organ donation. 」
Xiao Xin: "Sister, why do you study so hard? Sister: It's all because of you. Xiao Xin: Me? " Sister: "yes, there must be someone in our family who has ambition!" 」
Meiya: "I have to go home as soon as the summer school is over." Why not listen? " I hate people who don't come home on time. Xiao Xin: "Why are you so angry? I'm not angry that you didn't go home to cook immediately after work! 」
Teacher: "Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics when they reach puberty, and girls' flat breasts will bulge, just like …" Xiao Xin: "Like double airbags"
Xiao Xin: "Teacher, I need to go to the toilet." Teacher: "No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now Xiao Xin: "Time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!"! 」
Sister: "Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever seen." Xiao Xin: "I'm flattered. How did you know? Sister: Anyway, you totally push.
Meiya: "Xiao Xin, look, my sister got 100, and you only got 50." Xiao Xin: "I did as you said." Meiya: "What did I say? Xiao Xin: You said that if only I had half my sister's.
Xiao Xin: "Meiya, I lost the fight with the kitten last time, and I won this time." Meiya: "Why did you call twice in a row? Xiao Xin: Didn't you teach me to stand up where I fell? 」
Meiya: "Don't go to school alone, lest you be blackmailed by bad teenagers." Xiao Xin: "But my classmates won't follow me.
Let's go, "Meiya:" Why? Xiao Kui: They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brothers.
Teacher: "Xiao Xin, your art works are so good that the school will send you to the city competition tomorrow." Xiao Xin: No. Teacher: Why? Xiao Xin: My father has done his work. He will go to work tomorrow.
Xiao Kui: "Brother, what if some delinquent teenagers blackmail us?" Xiao Xin: "Run, go after him" Xiao Kui: "Can you beat them? Xiao Xin: "I just need to outrun you" (Wow, Xiao Xin, smelly boy ~ ~)
Xiao Xin: "Meiya, you said you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway, right?" Meiya: "That's right" Xiao Xin: "Well, today's series is the last chapter. You can't stop me from watching it."
Meiya: "It's good to be able to swim" Xiao Xin: "Meiya, you are becoming more and more like a fish" Meiya: "You mean like a mermaid? Xiao Xin: No, you have more and more crow's feet.
Hongdao: "What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at pictures of naked women! Doing such a thing at a young age? Say! Where did these photos come from? Xiao Xin: I took it in your drawer.
Teacher: "Xiao Xin, you have done your homework well recently." Xiao Xin: "Thanks to pol.ice's anti-vice campaign." Teacher: "What does sweeping pornography have to do with your homework? Xiao Xin: My father has nowhere to go at night, so he can only stare at me doing my homework at home.
Meiya: "Mom and Dad have something to do tonight, and they will be back very late." Xiao Xin: "That will be very tiring! Meiya: "Why? Xiao Xin: I'll get tired of watching TV.
Kitten: "My mother is a master and my father is a doctor. Xiao Xin: "What's the big deal! Kitten: "Who are your parents? Xiao Xin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman. 」
Xiao Xin: "Meiya, there is a poor Obasan in the park. I want to help her." Meiya: "Xiao Xin is really caring. Please give it to her 10 yuan! Meiya: "Hey! Why did you buy sausages? Xiao Xin: She only sells sausages! 」
Teacher: "Xiao Xin, how did you steal your classmate's eraser?" Don't you think about your parents when you do such a thing? Xiao Xin: "I just thought about it before I did it. So you don't have to spend your parents' money. "
Teacher: "Xiao Xin, please make a sentence with" dilemma "." Xiao Xin: "I was in a dilemma during the exam." Teacher: "Are you in a dilemma because you can't answer the questions?"? Xiao Xin: "No, it's about students' answers. "
It's different. This puts me in a dilemma. "
Teacher: "Xiao Xin, your problem is the improper use of words. Now let's test that you use an idiom to describe the teacher's happiness. " Xiao Xin: "Smile in the grave."
Meiya: "Xiao Xin, I want you to make up your English, because I hope you don't lose at the starting point." Xiao Xin: "I have already lost at the starting point." Meiya: "What have you lost? Xiao Xin: "Inheritance"
Hongdao: "Look how touching the story of twenty-four filial piety is. Can you do it? " Xiao Xin: "At least I can do the same thing and sell my body to bury my father."
Meiya: "I thought you were doing your homework, but you were playing video games." Xiao Xin: "It's not my fault." Meiya: "Is it my fault? Xiao Xin: Yes, who told you to walk so lightly? "
Meiya: "Xiao Xin, did you get 10 times this semester? Xiao Xin: "No, I only found it once. "Meiya:" Then why can't you find ten honor cards without money? Xiao Xin: I changed the 100 yuan I found into 10 copper coins.
Meiya: "Xiao Xin, you turned on the TV again." Xiao Xin: "I don't want to watch TV." Meiya: "Then what are you doing? Xiao Xin: "I'm checking whether the TV program in the newspaper is misprinted. "
65438+February 2020 Crayon Shinchan Funny Quotations
Meiya: "Look, Xiao Xin, my sister got 100, and you only got 50. Xiao Xin: "I did as you said. "Meiya:" What did I say? Xiao Xin: You said that if only I had half my sister's.
Xiao Xin: "Meiya, I lost the fight with the kitten last time, and I won this time." Meiya: "Why did you call twice in a row? Xiao Xin: Didn't you teach me to stand up where I fell? 」
Meiya: "Don't go to school alone, lest you be blackmailed by bad teenagers." Xiao Xin: "But my classmates won't go with me." Meiya: "Why? Xiao Kui: They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brothers.
Teacher: "Xiao Xin, your art works are so good that the school will send you to the city competition tomorrow." Xiao Xin: No. Teacher: Why? Xiao Xin: My father has done his work. He will go to work tomorrow.
Xiao Kui: "Brother, what if some delinquent teenagers blackmail us?" Xiao Xin: "Chase him" Xiao Kui: "Can you beat them? Xiao Xin: I just need to beat you.
Xiao Xin: "Meiya, you said you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway, right?" Meiya: "That's right." "Well, today is the last chapter of the series, and you can't stop me from watching it.
Meiya: "It's good to be able to swim" Xiao Xin: "Mei Chan, you are becoming more and more like a fish" Meiya: "You mean like a mermaid? Xiao Xin: No, you have more and more crow's feet.
Hongdao: "What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at pictures of naked women! Doing such a thing at a young age? Say! Where did these photos come from? Xiao Xin: I took it in your drawer.
Teacher: "Xiao Xin, you have done your homework very well recently." Xiao Xin: "It's all due to the police's anti-vice." Teacher: "What does sweeping pornography have to do with your homework? Xiao Xin: My father has nowhere to go at night, so he can only stare at me doing my homework at home.
Meiya: "Mom and Dad have something to do tonight, and they will be back very late." Xiao Xin: "That will be very tiring! Meiya: "Why? Xiao Xin: I'll get tired of watching TV.
Teacher: "Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if this is repeated? " Xiao Xin: "Someone will sue you for sexual harassment" Teacher: "Now you are in the first aid class, and someone is injured. What should you do first? Xiao Xin: I know. Ask him if he wants organ donation. 」
Xiao Xin: "Sister, why do you study so hard? Sister: It's all because of you. Xiao Xin: Me? " Sister: "yes, there must be someone in our family who has ambition!" 」
Teacher: "Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics when they reach puberty, and girls' flat breasts will bulge, just like ... Xiao Xin:" Just like double airbags. "
Xiao Xin: "Teacher, I need to go to the toilet." Teacher: "No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now Xiao Xin: "Time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!"! 」
Sister: "Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever seen." Xiao Xin: "I'm flattered. How did you know? Sister: Anyway, you totally push.
Crayon Shinchan Quotations
Crayon Shinchan Quotations
1. Teacher: "Xiao Xin, how did you steal your classmate's eraser? Don't you want to think about your parents when you do such a thing? " Xiao Xin: "I just thought about it before I did it. So you don't have to spend your parents' money. "
2. I have two ears that can be switched flexibly. I am sensitive to receiving important information, but I turn a deaf ear to my mother's instructions, and I can distort what others say, which makes people laugh and cry.
3. Xiao Xin: "Sister, why do you study so hard?" Sister: "It's all because of you." Xiao Xin: "Me?" Sister: "Yes, someone in our family must be promising!" " "
4. Meiya: "Xiao Xin, you turned on the TV again." Xiao Xin: "I don't want to watch TV." Meiya: "What are you doing?" Xiao Xin: "I'm checking whether the TV program in the newspaper is printed wrong."
5. Meiya: "I thought you were doing your homework, but in fact you were playing video games." Xiao Xin: "It's not my fault." Meiya: "Is it my fault?" Xiao Xin: Yes, who told you to walk so lightly?
6. Sister: "Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever seen." Xiao Xin: "I'm flattered. How did you see that? " Sister: "Anyway, you totally push".
7. Teacher: "Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if you repeat it again? " Xiao Xin: "Someone will sue you for sexual harassment".
8. Meiya: "Xiao Xin, I want you to make up your English, because I hope you don't lose at the starting point." Xiao Xin: "I have already lost at the starting point." Meiya: "What have you lost?" Xiao Xin: "Inheritance".
9. Meiya: "Don't go to school alone, lest you be blackmailed by bad teenagers." Xiao Xin: "But my classmates won't go with me." Meiya: "Why?" Xiao Kui: "They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brother".
10, Guang Zhi: "You see how touching the story of twenty-four filial piety is. Can you do it? " Xiao Xin: At least I can do the same thing and sell my body to bury my father.
1 1, Meiya: "Look, Xiao Xin, your sister got 100, and you only got 50 points." Xiao Xin: "I did as you said." Meiya: "What did I say?" Xiao Xin: "You said if only I was half my sister's".
12, Xiao Xin: "Meiya, I lost the fight with the kitten last time, and I won this time." Meiya: "Why did you call twice?" Xiao Xin: "Didn't you teach me to stand up where I fell?"
13, kitten: "My mother is a master and my father is a doctor." Xiao Xin: "What's the big deal!" Kitten: "Who are your parents?" Xiao Xin: "My father is a man and my mother is a woman."
14, Meiya: "Xiao Xin, did you pick 10 times this semester?" Xiao Xin: "No, I only found it once." Meiya: "Then how can there be ten unforgettable honor cards?" Xiao Xin: "I changed the 100 yuan I found into 10 copper coins".
15, Xiao Xin: "Meiya, you said you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway, right?" Meiya: "That's right" Xiao Xin: "Well, today is the last chapter of the series. You can't stop me from reading it."
16, I am a child with special instinct, very naughty. I often make others angry, but there is nothing I can do. But sometimes there is a lovely side, which often makes everyone laugh until they are hurt. But if you have a child like me in your family, I promise you won't laugh. If you don't believe me, you can ask my parents.
17, Meiya: "It's good to be able to swim" Xiao Xin: "Meiya, you are becoming more and more like a fish" Meiya: "You mean like a mermaid?" Xiao Xin: No, you have more and more crow's feet.
18, Meiya: "My parents are busy tonight and will be back very late." Xiao Xin: "That will be very tiring!" " Meiya: "Why?" Xiao Xin: "I will get tired of watching TV."
19, Hongdao: "What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at pictures of naked women! Doing such a thing at a young age? Say! Where did these photos come from? " Xiao Xin: "I took it in your drawer."
20. Teacher: "What will tadpoles become when they grow up?" Xiao Xin: "Pan."
2 1, hello everyone! I'm Nohara Nosuke. Everyone calls me Xinxin. I am five years old. My favorite sticker color is white, and my favorite underwear pattern is super action hero!
22. Teacher: "Xiao Xin, your problem is the improper use of words. Now let's test that you use an idiom to describe the teacher's happiness. " Xiao Xin: "Laugh at the grave."
23. Xiao Xin: "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet." Teacher: "No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now? " Xiao Xin: "The time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!" "
24, in short, this is me, like me!
Xiao Xin: "Do you sell soy sauce?" Fish shop owner: "No" Xiao Xin: "Do you sell mustard?" Fish shop owner: "No" Xiao Xin: "I dare to open a shop without anything."
26. Teacher: "Now in the first aid class, someone is injured. What should I do first? " Xiao Xin: "I know. Ask him if he wants organ donation?"
27. Xiao Kui: "Brother, what should we do if there are bad teenagers blackmailing us?" Xiao Xin: "Run, chase him" Xiao Kui: "Can you beat them?" Xiao Xin: "I just need to outrun you" (Wow, Xiao Xin, smelly boy ~ ~)
28. Sometimes I feel strange myself. Who am I like? I am neither like my father nor my mother. what do you think? I have a super invincible brain, the highest IQ, extraordinary imagination and a different way of thinking. No one can understand my thoughts. I can embarrass adults anytime, anywhere.
29. Meiya: "I have to go home as soon as the summer cram school is over. Why don't you listen? I hate people who don't come home on time. Xiao Xin: "Why are you so angry? I'm not angry that you didn't go home to cook immediately after work! "
30. Teacher: "Xiao Xin, please make a sentence with" dilemma "." Xiao Xin: "I was in a dilemma during the exam." Teacher: "Is it because you can't answer questions that you are in a dilemma?" Xiao Xin: "No, the left and right students have different answers, which makes me in a dilemma."
3 1, teacher: "Xiao Xin, your art works are so good that the school will send you to participate in the city-wide competition tomorrow." Xiao Xin:No. Teacher: Why? Xiao Xin: "My father has done his work. He will go to work tomorrow."
32. Teacher: "Xiao Xin, you have done your homework very well recently." Xiao Xin: "Thanks to pol.ice's anti-vice campaign." Teacher: "What does sweeping pornography have to do with your homework?" Xiao Xin: "My dad has no place to go at night, so he has to stare at my homework at home."
Xiao Xin: "Meiya, there is a poor Obasan in the park, and I want to help her." Meiya: "Xiao Xin is really caring, please give it to her 10 yuan!" " Meiya: "Hey! Why did you buy sausages? " Xiao Xin: "She only sells sausages!" "
Teacher: "Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics when they reach puberty, and girls' flat breasts will bulge, just like …" Xiao Xin: "Like double airbags".