Zhang Zongchang, a Shandong warlord in the Republic of China, also known as the general of dog meat, liked to eat dog meat all his life, but if he was a dog lover in modern times, he would be sprayed with shit again. When he was a military inspector in Shandong, he came to Kong Old Master Q's hometown to be arty, and even though he had only read a book for a year, he simply made up a copy of Xiao Kun's poems and gave it to his friends, which was a joke for a while, hahaha.

1. Chanting Snow

What flies in the sky,

There are piles of things from east to west;

Murphy's jade emperor built the golden palace,

sift lime.

2. "Laughing at Liu Bang"

I heard that Xiang Yu pulled out the mountain, and

Liu Bang was scared to flee.

It's not my little Zhang Liang.

Grandma has already returned to Pei County.

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I also write a windy song.

The cannon is firing at his mother, and

Wei Jiahai is going home.

Many heroes are like Zhang Zongchang,

Andrew's whale swallows Fusang.

4. Traveling to Mount Tai

Seen from a distance, Mount Tai is dark, and

The top is fine and the bottom is thick.

if mount tai is turned upside down,

the head is thin at the bottom and thick at the top.

5. Lightning in the Sky

Suddenly I saw a chain of fire in the sky.

It seemed that the Jade Emperor wanted to smoke.

If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke,

why is it a chain of fire?

6. Daming Lake

Daming Lake is big

There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake

There are toads on the lotus flowers

Poke and jump

7. Visit Penglai Pavilion

What a Penglai Pavilion,

It's really fucking good.

immortals can come,

I'll sit down, too.

Set wine by the window,

Sing to the sea.

Let's guess some punches.

My brother-in-law is afraid of drinking too much!

8. Youbaotu Spring

Baotu Spring's bumps

Three eyes are generally thick

and glug out.

9. Traveling in the West

It's good to listen to the west early,

It's not fucking good.

I wanted to play more, but

I opened my eyes but it was gone.

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I don't know how many women have geometry

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Yesterday, a child called my father.

I wonder who his mother is?

11. Poem of Bastard

You asked me to do this,

He asked me to do that.

What a bunch of big bastards!

They all fuck your mother's eggs.

12. Begging for Rain

Grandpa Jade Emperor's surname is also Zhang.

Why do you embarrass my Zhang Zongchang?

It won't rain for three days.

First rip off the Dragon Emperor Temple, and then

bombard your mother.

13. Song of Breaking the Ice

When I saw a crack in the ground,

I poured cold water and it froze.

If it wasn't frozen,

Who knew there was a crack here.