1. Chanting Snow
What flies in the sky,
There are piles of things from east to west;
Murphy's jade emperor built the golden palace,
sift lime.
2. "Laughing at Liu Bang"
I heard that Xiang Yu pulled out the mountain, and
Liu Bang was scared to flee.
It's not my little Zhang Liang.
Grandma has already returned to Pei County.
3.
I also write a windy song.
The cannon is firing at his mother, and
Wei Jiahai is going home.
Many heroes are like Zhang Zongchang,
Andrew's whale swallows Fusang.
4. Traveling to Mount Tai
Seen from a distance, Mount Tai is dark, and
The top is fine and the bottom is thick.
if mount tai is turned upside down,
the head is thin at the bottom and thick at the top.
5. Lightning in the Sky
Suddenly I saw a chain of fire in the sky.
It seemed that the Jade Emperor wanted to smoke.
If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke,
why is it a chain of fire?
6. Daming Lake
Daming Lake is big
There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake
There are toads on the lotus flowers
Poke and jump
7. Visit Penglai Pavilion
What a Penglai Pavilion,
It's really fucking good.
immortals can come,
I'll sit down, too.
Set wine by the window,
Sing to the sea.
Let's guess some punches.
My brother-in-law is afraid of drinking too much!
8. Youbaotu Spring
Baotu Spring's bumps
Three eyes are generally thick
and glug out.
9. Traveling in the West
It's good to listen to the west early,
It's not fucking good.
I wanted to play more, but
I opened my eyes but it was gone.
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I don't know how many women have geometry
.
Yesterday, a child called my father.
I wonder who his mother is?
11. Poem of Bastard
You asked me to do this,
He asked me to do that.
What a bunch of big bastards!
They all fuck your mother's eggs.
12. Begging for Rain
Grandpa Jade Emperor's surname is also Zhang.
Why do you embarrass my Zhang Zongchang?
It won't rain for three days.
First rip off the Dragon Emperor Temple, and then
bombard your mother.
13. Song of Breaking the Ice
When I saw a crack in the ground,
I poured cold water and it froze.
If it wasn't frozen,
Who knew there was a crack here.