1. Jianghu rumor: The quality of the teacher's lectures directly determines the traffic this month.
2. Commitment is like farting. It was earth-shattering, and then it disappeared.
There are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.
4. Altman, don't cry, the little monster will always be with you. Cry with you, laugh with you.
Influenced by my family, I fell in love with playing guitar. My family has played cotton for generations!
6. If swimming can lose weight, how can whales become so fat?
7. My sister is so gentle. Cute. Generous. Xianhui. Kindness, don't you particularly like me?
8. I found that my biggest weakness is … my biggest weakness is money.
9. I ... lack sleep, money, love and brains. The only thing I don't lack is meat.
10. When I was a child, I always liked to pick up raindrops falling from the sky with my hands.
1 1. In the dormitory, there is always a child who eats the most actively! Someone always wakes you up! Do you remember TA?
12. Don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close my house. Don't call me an otaku, please call me Madame Curie.
13. Yo, yo, Chuck, let everyone dance with me. Black feeds dogs, and black feeds dogs to keep up with the rhythm of music.
14. A classmate pointed his forefinger at another classmate and scolded him. Another classmate said, please don't point your index finger at me, because while you are pointing at me, three fingers are pointing at you.
15. Primary school, one school. University, one world. Junior high school, a city. High school, a province.
16. Beat out all the soy sauce in the world to make others jealous.
17. The most beautiful lullaby in the world is not played by violin or piano, but by the teacher with his wordy mouth ~
18. I'm definitely a road idiot, but he hasn't found me yet.
19. In high school, the text messages were "class is over, no more talking", and in college, the text messages were "Shit, class is over, no more talking". Goodbye. "
20. Our teacher said: Pull the condemned prisoners in prison to the football field, give them three years to practice, and if they can't play the World Cup, pull them out and shoot them.
2 1. said to the unified examination: I am an apple, passed, passed.
22. I am a dreamy foodie, and I want to be a slim foodie!
23. Sometimes, I wish I could fast-forward time, so that I can see whether the final result is worth it.
24. Have you found that many children's shoes say "I'm going to sleep", which is equivalent to replacing computers with mobile phones?
25. The little sunflower mother started class, and the child's cough was always very bad. Most people don't want to go to school to pretend, just have a meal.
26. Eason Chan's "Ten Years" sang the voice of every fat child: I want to be thin and cry. ...
27. I am in a good mood today. It seems that the fish meets the water, the horse meets the grass, the bachelor meets the beauty, and the poor are going to the BRICS.
28. I wake up every morning thinking I quit, and my grandson will go to work as usual twenty minutes later.
29. When you are bored at work, you can play guessing steel, jump forward, surf the Internet, sleep on your back, go to work sideways, try to go to work, drop two, and fall and play every day.
30. I think of your smile when I get up, I smell you when I wash my face, and you are my need before going to bed. I really can't leave you, dear-the toilet! .
3 1. Some people say, laugh at P, look at P, and you will always answer. I look at you with a smile.
32. Bananas Bananas are called silly grandma, apples and apples, and grandma and tomatoes. This is called stealing toilets.
33. "What if you feel old in your thirties? ! ! ""Go to hell at once, and then everyone will say that you lost it at a young age.
When my friends and I are busy, I always want to go home and play computer games alone. When I am at home, I always want to go out to play with my friends (some of them are the best).