1. There are various buses parked at the gate of Zhouzhuang, which shows that our government attaches great importance to improving the artistic quality of officials.
2. It's hateful to occupy the toilet and not shit. In fact, the most hateful thing is to take a shit and occupy the pit.
3. After a man is lovelorn, he either commits suicide or falls in love again, and the requirements for finding an object for the second time are often similar to those for the first time. This kind of psychology is very subtle. For example, if something is just delicious and suddenly taken away, it is natural to do everything possible to find a similar taste-this logic only applies to the woman's betrayal or unsuccessful pursuit. If two people have no feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow love", and the more you eat, the more smelly you don't have to eat.
Fame is like hair on the back of the head. I can't see it, others can see it at a glance.
I am good at math, physics, Chinese and English, and I can't even operate a computer in music and sports. I am still an excellent student. However, if my music, physical education and computer are terrible, and I speak Portuguese like my mother tongue, but I fail in math, English and chemistry, then I am also a poor student.
6. An adult over the age of 18 still doesn't know what his future ideal is and what he likes. That's really a failure of education.
7. Math is doing, and keep doing it until you find that all the questions on the test paper are finished.
When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore. I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking.
Then, if you like to drive by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive to McLaren, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated.
9. If you are in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you feel that you are good-looking and have face, and in the office, you feel that finding a rich man has face. In fact, all you love is your face.
10. In the process of fighting SARS, some airlines have introduced 60% discount measures for teachers and medical staff, which is very puzzling. It feels like there are not enough nurses, and young female teachers are on the front line. However, I really don't see what the teacher has to do with SARS except teaching everyone to wash their hands frequently. Then I'm a cleaner. Can I get a 60% discount by plane?
1 1. There is no standard to judge whether the article is good or not when the sentences are fluent and few typos affect reading. I casually handed in an article by Zhu Ziqing, and no teacher would think that his students' writing was good enough to become famous writers, or would make many revisions.
12. One year, the school forcibly overcharged 100 yuan when paying tuition fees, on the grounds that parents' loans were used for education construction. As for repayment, it is not only indefinite, but also interest-free. Finally, no one knows what the money has built.
13. Chinese, there are two "secrets": first, don't read Chinese books; Second, don't treat it as a document.
14, I read according to my principles. I don't like Chinese books and composition classes because I hate them to make money and stifle people's personality and creativity. I like Wang Shuo better. He is very clever and sincere. My writing features are more like Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged, because I appreciate his swearing.
15, the students sent me a test paper, and there was a question in it that was analyzed by my article. They asked me if my article was selected from the following competitions: a: the first national new concept composition competition; B, the first national new concept composition contest; C: The First National New Concept Composition Competition. What the hell do you think this is! What is the purpose of the exam? Our education in China is really great!
16, the hero of my novel basically has nothing to do, so he lives in chaos. This is life. Why must it be higher than life?
17, math, I think I only need to go to Grade Two. It is certainly good for a person to develop in an all-round way, but the more comprehensive he is, the more mediocre he may be. It is said that learning advanced mathematics is to cultivate logical ability. I think logical ability is innate, not acquired. Didn't the ancients learn advanced mathematics and have no logical ability?
18, lesson 7 red light, light up my future.
19, I think it's time for more and more celebrities to perform and express their condolences here, and I should go.
20. I am a piece of Shanghai gold, and I will make many people reflect on themselves.
2 1, it is difficult for me to summarize my personality. I especially dislike those rigid personalities. I just do what I like. I don't want to follow the crowd. I can't write such a thing as "Ah, our splendid bridge".
22. The arrangement after dropping out of school is well thought out. In May, I promoted the release of "Triple Gate" in Shanghai, signed books among my peers, and went to Tibet with several companions in the summer vacation ... I locked myself at home in the last few months of the year and wrote the experience of the year.
23. When nervous people talk, they forget not the content, but the transition. They have no idea what they are talking about. Two sentences that have no causal relationship can actually be strung together with "so".
24. Family is like a mountain. Both sides should climb desperately, and only one person can stand on it. More importantly, home is like a mountain, and it is difficult to accommodate two tigers in one mountain. Once two tigers face each other, they must fight hard to separate. Usually, men will use non-academic things such as fists to solve disputes. Therefore, behind a failed woman, there will always be a successful man.
When it comes to money, the life span of love is different. You can often see ugly men holding beautiful women.
We have reason to believe that love based on love is short-lived because love itself is short-lived; And love based on money is eternal, because money is eternal.
27. Shanghai beauties always look straight ahead when walking in the street, and crossing the street is no exception. Most men in Shanghai ignore this beauty and try their best to find it. The muscles on their faces have been trained to act independently without brain control. When they see beautiful women, they will smile. Because of this concern, they only heard cars hitting old ladies in Shanghai, and rarely heard cars hitting beautiful women.
28. A city is like a woman. What I see during the day is just a face full of makeup, and I can see her face after makeup removal at night. That's true.
29. The trend can only wait but not catch up, which is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. Stay at the station, there will always be a car. As for the car that just left, we ordinary people can't catch up.
-"hair" at MINUS one degree
30. It is better to hate someone for four years than to like someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, but hate needs to constantly spur yourself.
3 1. Han Han: "A group of people who have no achievements actually accuse a world champion of having a problem with his education model. This is China's logic."
-Han Han commented that some people in China accused Ding Junhui, the champion of billiards, of having problems with his education.
32. Any altar is an altar at the end and any circle is a wreath at the end.
33. The teacher is not popular, but the tutor is very enthusiastic. It can be seen that seeking knowledge is like falling in love. Dragging dozens is low, and one-on-one is precious. Expensive things are really expensive, of course, tens of dollars an hour, basically the same price as prostitutes. With money, teachers are much better than prostitutes. Prostitutes make money because prostitutes give each other happiness; And the teacher gave each other pain, but still received money, which is the greatness of family education.
-Han Han, Triple Gate
It is unwise to argue with women. Whether this woman is wise.
35. Power is higher than the right you try your best to defend.
-Han Han's "Teenagers Fly"
36. The country's famous source of persecution of students.
-Han Han talks about Haidian District, Beijing.
37. Most modern poems actually split a third-rate prose into lines, and the so-called master or pioneer is to confuse the order of each sentence of a third-rate prose and then split it into lines.
-Han Han, manuscript 2003, the problem of poetry.
38. Anyone who is shameless can write dozens of modern poems a day.
-Han Han, manuscript 2003, the problem of poetry.
39. The so-called great pressure, hard study and lack of places are all things for ordinary people. Rich and powerful people have never said anything about poor education, because it is completely beyond their understanding.
-Han Han, manuscript 2003, the problem of enrollment.
40. We mainly come to study with you, which is good, but what did you do at school?
-Han Han, 2003 manuscript, the problem of college students.
4 1. The ancestors are also very poor. Many times, they quoted many of their words, not because they respected them, but because they used them to refute or criticize a person who was different from themselves just as they thought.
-Han Han, Manuscript 2003, Language Issues.
42. There is a big difference between owing people money and feeling. For example, someone owes you a sum of money, and you have been procrastinating for a long time, and you have been flatly disappointed. At this time, that person suddenly pays back the money, and you will feel that it is like money outside your body, not your money, and then squander it; But if someone owes you a favor and doesn't pay it back for a long time, you will cherish it when that person pays it back.
43. For men, the saddest thing is that two men and one woman will never be together on the trip.
44. The success rate of ugly girls is actually higher than that of good-looking girls, because when good-looking girls are spoiled, men can't help but watch for a while and then vote in their hearts. Is it worth it? If an unattractive girl scatters her charm, she will always feel out of shape, just like the writing techniques of western writers learned by China literati. Seeing them coquetry will make them feel guilty, so men will rush to agree to stop them from coquetry.
45. The most painful thing when swearing is that others scold you back and forth with your words, and the weight will soar a lot.
46. It seems that the safest thing is to keep a homing pigeon.
-Han Han comments on the mobile phone networks of China Mobile and China Unicom.
47. Killing or being killed by dad is not news these days.
Male students are mainly naive and arrogant, while female students are not so naive, and some of them are relatively mature.
-Han Han's college students.
48. Answer irrelevant questions; Twenty sentences can't solve any problems; No matter what will eventually be led to their own research fields, even if it is a problem such as prostitution; I like to interrupt others, but I don't like others to interrupt him; Everything should be divided into several aspects, even if it is a truth; You must affirm something first, and then deny it; When they are halfway through answering the question, ask them if they remember what the question was just now. They may not remember. Fat; When you speak, you must wave your hand; When cornered, he always regards his cultural revolution experience as a stronger capital than others, but this does not explain why academic authority like him has not been overthrown. Those who are defeated must let people know that they are defeated; Summative words can be found in books written by dead people.
-Han Han on the characteristics of "experts"
49. Their best estimate is that the literary world can become a sanatorium.
-Han Han: "A big reason why China literature has not improved is that these people who are extremely irresponsible in doing things and talking, but pretend to be tireless in teaching people, have long occupied the authoritative position of literary criticism."
50. The younger an official is, the more likely he is to abuse his power.
-China people's problems.
5 1. We China people can't ask each other the way to the Great Wall in English.
-Han Han thinks that promoting Putonghua is more important than promoting English.
52. Close your eyes and think you are in Oxford. I arrived in Tianjin in the blink of an eye.
-Early self-study in China schools.
53. After a thing is deified, it must be followed by a lot of nonsense.
54. I can't wait to go public when I open a canteen.
-Han Han talks about college students' arrogance.
55. It is incredible that people in their twenties are still spending their parents' money on school and eating, and they are still complacent about their comprehensive ability.
When doing a talk show, a college student stood up and said to Han Han, maybe your writing ability is better than ours, but your comprehensive ability is far less than ours.
56. It is suggested that the composition grade should be changed to "exactly what I want", "not far from it", "refer to the outline" and "those who oppose me will die".
57. Patriotism is manifested and cultivated when watching China play the World Cup or when the embassy of China is bombed. It will not increase because a class is exposed to the sun for dozens of hours.
-Han Han talks about military training in middle schools.
58- Han Han: "No matter what the teacher's intentions are, I think it is ridiculous and violates human rights. At the very least, you can not advocate it, but you can't object. "
You can't even educate a minor, but you have to educate an adult.
-Han Han commented on "Call your parents".
59. Teachers are originally trained by low-ability schools. For example, when I was in school, those who only had grades and didn't have any special skills and didn't want to be a soldier, but the college entrance examination was too ugly, all chose normal schools, while those who cultivated some real skills in normal schools, or were beautiful or studied well would not choose to be teachers, so those who only had grades in normal schools were really bad, didn't have any special skills and didn't want to be a soldier. So you can imagine how good a teacher can be.
60. China has been deliberately improving the status of teachers for thousands of years, and finally it has reached this completely incorrect position today.
-Han Han: "In fact, to put it bluntly, teachers are just a profession and a way to support their families. They are not essentially different from taxi drivers and cleaners. "
Quoted from Jing M.Guo.
1. Many things that we thought would never be forgotten were forgotten in the days that we never forget. .
I know I am not a good recorder, but I like to look back on the road I have traveled more than anyone else. I not only looked back, but also rushed forward angrily.
If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.
If God wants to destroy a person, he will go crazy. But I have been crazy for so long, why hasn't God killed me?
Will the love carved on the back of the chair, like flowers on cement, open a windless and lonely forest?
6. In this sad and bright March, I whipped my horse from my thin youth, through corydalis, through kapok, through the sadness and impermanence that appeared and disappeared.
7. If you smile once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.
8. Things that we thought we would never forget were forgotten in the process of our obsession.
9. Lonely people will always remember everyone who has appeared in their lives, so I will always think of your loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.
10. Whenever I look at the sky, I don't like talking anymore. Whenever I speak, I dare not look at the sky again.
1 1. I count your smiles every day, but when you are in Lian Xiao, you are so lonely. They say your smile is beautiful and undeveloped.
12. My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future? ..
13. I once had a smile in my life, but it finally dissipated like a fog. That smile became a swift river deep in my heart, and I couldn't swim across it. The sound of that river became my desperate song day and night.
14. The noise and brightness of the world, the happiness and happiness of the world, are like a clean stream, swimming in the wind before my eyes, and the warmth is like a spring. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad. ...
15 The wind blows like a flower, and your smile is shaking, becoming the most beautiful ornament in my life, looking at the sky, the snow and the deep shadow of the season.
16 One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried so hard to forget. ..
17 hid in a certain time and missed the palm print for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry. ..
18 Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed, so you won't get lost. ..
19 If one day we are not together, we should be together. ..
Standing on a cliff
Watching you crawl under your feet.
One by one.
Luxurious and bright youth
be all tears
Standing at the age of sixteen, at the turning point of youth, between one life and another, I finally burst into tears.
On the day when the black wind blew, on the day when I saw birds singing in the air, on the day when red-violet bloomed cherry blossoms, on the day when you looked up and bowed your head, in the cracks and crevices of the Millennium, I always burst into tears. Because I can't stop thinking about you. Is this the cruelest and gentlest imprisonment?
I am a child who will look up at the sky when I am lonely, looking at the big sun, looking at the big moon, looking at my neck ache, and looking at tears.
I will wait for you
Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed. You won't get lost.
In a flash, we are so old.
Those songs are like sounds of nature, dreams are like clouds, electricity is like tears, complaints are like flowers are like wind, andante is like Shaanxi opera/my black elegy.
How can I remember something I haven't remembered for a long time? Those silent expressions lie quietly on the floating grass.
Walk back and forth under the scorching sun.
I thought they would go to sleep quietly this summer, but they were woken up again.
In recent days, I always see endless camphor trees when I close my eyes. It runs through the whole city.
Those camphor trees, along the rolling mountain roads of the city, have grown into endless memories. They are standing on the roadside, standing in every corner of the city.
Standing by the river of memories, watching the swaying ferry silently ferry all year round. In this way, they quietly drew dusk and morning.
I miss you in the past, I miss 17 years old who left by bike, I miss the wind aroused by your smile, and I passed my thin youth with sadness and joy and yesterday that is gone forever. Bright. Sadness. Endless.
I didn't know it would be so sad to stare at the sky when I died. One by one, the plaintive cry of snow birds swept away obliquely. I saw your face in the light blue sky, so I smiled, because I saw you, as happy as a child.
I saw the mottled and deep shadows cast by life as it flew over my head. The hourglass tossed and turned, and the thousand cranes bloomed brilliantly for another season. I know another year has passed. Many things have changed.
Lonely people will always remember everyone who appears in their lives, just as I will always think of you! Every night when the stars fall, I count my loneliness over and over again.
In a flash, in a blink of an eye, we are so old.
Many things that we thought we would never forget were forgotten in the days that we never forget.
I know I am not a good recorder, but I like to look back on the road I have traveled more than anyone else. I kept looking back and stopped, but I still rushed forward angrily.
You gave me a tear, and I saw all the oceans in your heart.
If God wants to destroy a person, he will go crazy. But I have been crazy for so long, why hasn't God killed me?
Will the love carved on the back of the chair, like flowers on cement, open a windless and lonely forest?
In this sad and bright March, I whipped my horse from my thin youth, through corydalis, through kapok, through the sadness and impermanence that appeared and disappeared.
If you smile once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.
If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.
Whenever I look at the sky, I don't like to talk anymore, but I dare not look at the sky again when I talk.
How can worn jeans go with an evening dress and my guitar go with your piano?
I count your smiles every day, but when you were in Lian Xiao, you were so lonely. They say your smile is beautiful and lonely.
I once had a smile in my life, but it finally dissipated like a fog. That smile became a swift river deep in my heart, and I couldn't swim across it. The sound of that river became my desperate song day and night.
If I can be with you, I would rather all the stars fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.
The noise and brightness of the world, the joy and happiness of the world, like a clean stream, are warm in the wind and in front of my eyes. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.
The firefly in the left hand is unforgettable, and the right hand is a meditation for ten years.
The wind blows like a broken flower, and your smile wobbles. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried so hard to forget.
Hiding in a certain time, I missed the palm print for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.
Take my hand and walk with your eyes closed, so you won't get lost.
If one day we are not together, we should be together.
If the memory is as strong as steel, should I laugh or cry?
If steel corrodes like memory, is it a happy city or a waste?
Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. My left hand is a firefly that never forgets anything, and my right hand is a long meditation for ten years.
There are so many places around a person that you can pay so much. In this small circle, some people want to come in and have to leave.
Youth is a beautiful sadness.
I forgot the year, month and day when I carved a face on the wall-Zhang Wei smiled and stared at my face sadly.
I like unbridled broken flames, because I can burn all the shackles. I am the king of the whole earth, but my brother is the god in my heart. The only God. I want him to be free even if I sacrifice my life.
If you bear the snow in the distance and there is nothing I can do, I will also pray that the snow will come to me.
Facts have proved that children involved in words will never be happy. Their happiness is like naughty children, wandering to the skylight, wandering to the skylight but still refusing to come back. -
Shake, become the most beautiful ornament in my life, look at the sky, snow and the deep shadow of the season.
I am by your side, my favorite you, although you are in tears, although I am about to go far away, I am willing to be an angel with broken wings and protect you forever!
Youth is a beautiful sadness ~ ~ ~
I didn't cry, but my tears came down ~ ~ ~
I hope that one day I can pack my bags with you, see the mountains I have never seen, walk the water I have never walked, and squander my inexhaustible youth to commemorate that unforgettable commemoration ~ ~ ~
Youth is a pool of water. No matter whether you open it or hold it tightly, you can't run through those thin years through your fingers ~ ~ ~
What I once thought I was obsessed with was forgotten in the process of obsession.
Memories of rotten leaves, those fresh and tender green leaves have long been buried in front of the time scale, but the overwhelming rancid smell remains at the end of the time scale.
When I stubbornly carry my bags and start a new journey alone, I know that as long as a few friends stand behind me and stare. Their eyes are as vast and far-reaching as the sunset, which makes me feel heavy.
However, when we decide to go alone, all the curses and betrayals are left behind. We can smile stubbornly and cry sadly, but we still move on.
What happened in 1999 is like a faded movie, where weeds are burned endlessly by time, and the thin boys and sad girls in the photo are left behind. No one remembers them, and no one will ask when they leave and when they will return to January. How many songs have been sung in those years? We are standing in the rough sea, and how many are still blooming.
In the sound of light and shadow, the sky is still cold and the water is still cold.
In the dream, the silk and bamboo sang softly to outsiders outside the building, and the mountains outside the mountain were not returned.
Those who look back earlier than Sichuanese who forgot to play the piano have tears in their eyes.
Rustling flowers fell all over the shoulders.
Where is the south of the Yangtze River in the shadow of the flute and the cold window?
I finally believe that time reversal is just a beautiful myth, deceiving children, but if possible, please make up another story to deceive me, ok?
The expression on Sakyamuni's face is always compassion, but Qianshan still can't escape the ethereal.
Happiness and happiness are so similar, but is happiness happiness happiness?
You gave me a tear, and I saw all the oceans in your heart.
One year old, one day without a day, one autumn after another, one generation urges another.
Meeting and parting, mixed feelings, lying on the sofa, living in a dream all my life.
Find a group of acquaintances, who will pick us up in a minute.
You know each other. Play and sing for a while.
I looked at my youth on the other side of the river, with a calm and sad face.
In fact, everything has changed. I am like a parrot sleeping in a shell. By the time I poked my head out, the sea where I once lived had turned into an unattainable mountain range, and I was a walking corpse on the cliff.
Holding your hand, no matter where I am, I want to run to heaven.
Time didn't wait for me. You forgot to take me.
I turned the whole world upside down just to straighten your reflection.
When the days become old photos, when the old photos become memories, we become passers-by walking back to back, stubbornly walking away in different directions step by step. There is no Athens, no Rome, and there is no turning back.
I am a child who will look up at the sky when I am lonely, looking at the big sun, looking at the big moon, looking at my neck pain, and looking at tears. It's true. Good boys don't lie.
I am like a lonely puppet. I lost another puppet that was inseparable from me. From then on, I can't perform or move. I was abandoned in the corner, covered with dust, desperate in loneliness, sad in despair, and then I always miss you.
Those boys taught me to grow up and those girls taught me to love.
Grandma said that people have hearing after death and sometimes virtue. When people reach the imperial power, if they hear their beloved crying, they will turn back. Once they turn back, they will not be able to go to heaven.
I don't know if all love stories will have a tipping point. At a certain moment, one day, all the carefully saved gold coins will disappear. The child who saved money burst into tears.
Leave, make everything simple, give everything a reason to be forgiven again, and let's start over.
I am like a lonely puppet. I lost another puppet that was inseparable from me. From then on, I can't perform or move. I was abandoned in the corner, covered with dust, desperate in loneliness, sad in despair, and then I always miss you.
I always feel that lonely and huge bird is looking for something. It can be so lonely for hundreds of years for what it is looking for. I like this kind of bird, and I can do anything for my ideal.
I look at you like this, smiling, silent, proud and lost, so I am happy with you and sad with you.
It's just that I've been standing in the present and you have to stay in the past forever.
I asked God: How can I forget the sad thing while laughing?
God replied; Drive yourself crazy.
Believe in the best things in human nature, but still indulge in despair.
I always tell myself that even if one day we are not together, we will be together.
Lin Lan: There is a word called "much transformed", which is the most vicious word I have ever seen.
Matches: Actually, anyone who looks at me will feel sad, because one morning, when I got up to brush my teeth, I suddenly found my temples in the mirror were all white, just like the frost in Beijing in winter. I stood in front of the mirror with a toothbrush in my mouth and cried. That was the first and only time I cried in prison. I feel terrible. I've never felt so bad.
We stand outside time, they lie flat on the bottom of the river, and our youth is buried in the deepest cave. I can't hear their voices or see their faces. I only see their lonely backs, as if to say goodbye.
I feel that the world suddenly fell out of thin air, and then the night quickly filled like ink, and the sound disappeared without a trace. All the futures seem to be abruptly buried in the deep river bed, one kilometer below the thick silt of the river bed, and then one kilometer above the water, and there will never be day.
It's like someone holding a knife, finding our most vulnerable and undefended place, gently stabbing it in, then pulling it out, bloody, and stabbing it in again, until the pain is numb at last, and now it's blurred, and no one can know the future outcome.
Graduation is a window pane, we have to smash it, then walk past it with sharp fragments, and start a completely different life after dripping with blood.
On the day when the black wind blows, on the day when I see snow birds chirping in the air, on the day when you look up and down, in the cracks and crevices of the Millennium, I always burst into tears. Because I always miss you endlessly, is it the most cruel and gentle imprisonment?
Tomorrow is another day.
Even now there is hope.
We all firmly believe that no matter how cold the snow is, no matter how long the winter is, it can't stop the warm return.
But all people forget that warmth and happiness, as well as the approach of spring, can't stop the coming of the next winter.
I've been climbing for a hundred years.
Burning with a smile for a hundred years.
Just waiting to meet you again.
Because of your happiness.
This is my whole belief in life. Agreed.