Thank you, time thief, for stealing my time and leaving me no time to think about you.

Don't say sorry, I am blind, I wish you happiness.

The heavy rain just now got my homework wet, and I suddenly felt that there was no love in this world. Goodbye, world.

5. Do you have a separate group? ""nonsense! " "Who is it? ""My equipment "

6. I want to sneeze after drinking coke. All I know is that the screen is black.

Even if the silver wand in my hand turned into a crutch, I still remember who my youth was crazy about.

It is estimated that all the children have tried to close the refrigerator door slowly, and it is naive to see when the lights inside go out.

9. "I remember someone used to hold an umbrella for you and accompany you in the rain, but you should learn to control your own weather in the future."

10. Recently, the wind was so strong that I almost blew my sweetheart away.

1 1 I think if Newton sat under a durian tree, our exam would be much easier.

12, the girl asked me, "Will you die if you don't pretend?" I said, "How can I fly with you without pretending?"

13. I have a stomachache during my recent period, so I asked my boyfriend to complain about the goods. Stay at home for one night during your menstrual period.

14, the sunshine is really unrestrained. When you see me go out, jump on me and hug me. It's too hot. Let go.

15, "I won't go with you because of an ice cream!" "All right, I'll pack my bags."

16, after getting up today, I said to my husband: I want to make up. These idiots came to a sentence: that's not makeup, it's transformation. .

17, period, I hate you! You have stained my pants, and there is a storm outside. Are you trying to kill my rhythm?

18, "Never allow freshmen to join me in military training and pray for rain." "Don't think about it, there are still 200 million schoolmates praying that it won't rain."

19, be a bad guy. Good people have no future, except crying, which means criticizing pain.

20. Last year, you cut your hair short. You are very popular with waist-length hair. This year, you have long hair. You introduced the goddess of short hair. Are you teasing me, teasing me or teasing me?

2 1, "I am a calm child", "How come" and "Nima is about to start school and didn't do her homework"

I admit that I am shorter than you, but if you laugh at me for it, I will cut off your head to level the gap between us.

23. It is suggested that the school replace the chairs used by students in class with swivel chairs that are the same as the good voice in China. If students think the teacher speaks well, they will turn around and listen.

24. I heard that people who have been typing typos have higher IQ, so their hands can't keep up with the rhythm of brain operation.

25, kill this today and kill that tomorrow, dare to ask how many people in the grave were killed by you.

26. It's none of my business that you hate me. You make it sound as if you like me and you can sublimate my life.

27. I am a fool, a scum, a funny state, no money, no looks, no height, no object.

28. Don't ask me what I have. Say what you want first, then why.

29. Every time I get a new book, I feel like I'm having a private book signing.

30. The brilliance of diamonds is a collection of history. If we walk too fast, we will lose our way sooner or later.

3 1. If you shouldn't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?

32, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, how many tomorrows! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.

33. By your parents, you are a princess at most, by your husband, you are a princess at most, and by yourself, you are a queen.

34. Bedclothes, electric blankets, warm babies and scarves are called the four warm men in winter (☆ _ ☆).

35.let's go. Bye, leave. If you are unrealistic, take when I love you.

I gave your promise to the dog last night and found the dog dead the next day.

If you think my concern is a burden, then I can look on coldly.

The Statue of Liberty, with a book in one hand and a torch in the other, tells us that we should study even if there is a power failure. . . . .

39. "Wow, you look beautiful. Which noble family is it? Your father is Marshal Tian Peng, isn't he? ! "

40. "I want to raise a pig", "Talk to people" and "I want to marry you and raise it at home"

4 1. Toilet paper, as an object that died in the classroom, must have the money and courage to take it out and put it on the table.

42. Letting the world bow is a kind of domineering, and letting yourself go is a kind of boldness.

43. This society is very realistic, relying on everyone to run and hit a wall! Only by relying on yourself will you not be betrayed!