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1. The weather is just like women, fickle! Weather forecasts are just like men, unreliable!

2. Some people take exams by strength, some people take exams by eyesight, but I rely on rich imagination.

3. I always thought that I could buy everything if I had money, but after more experiences, I gradually realized that I didn’t have enough money!

4. Just eight words are enough to make a girl happy: beautiful, okay, buy, not fat, my fault.

5. "If you get up 15 minutes earlier every day, you will have 4 extra days a year, enough for you to do one of your favorite things!" "My favorite thing is to stay in bed!"

6. Beautiful people can be easily forgiven by others even if they make mistakes; ugly people cannot be forgiven by others just because of their looks, let alone whether they make mistakes.

7. "When someone compliments you on how good-looking you are, how do you respond in a low-key manner?" "What? Louder, I can't hear you!"

8. "Do good-looking people, Can you be forgiven for making any mistakes? "Nonsense, how can a good-looking person make a mistake?"

9. Good-looking people can be used as food. Do you understand why you are always hungry? ?

10. This period of time is confusing and dark. My dear, it’s okay. Once you get through it, there will be another darkness waiting for you.

11. Wife is the road, brother is the cow. Don’t take the wrong path when you have money. Don’t sell the cow when you have no money. A great master saw this sentence and asked: "What should I do if the cow is on the road?"

12. Don't get up if life knocks you down. You will still be knocked down anyway.

13. The feeling of not finding wifi when holding a mobile phone is like eating hot pot without chopsticks.

14. "It's okay to borrow money, but I have to discuss it with my wife first." "Don't you have a wife?" "Yeah, so there's no need to discuss it!"

15. What girls call going out is to wash their hair, put on beautiful clothes, find a place to take selfies, and then post a status.

16. In this world, there are always many things that cannot be explained. For example, some people gain IQ by eating, and some people gain fat by eating.

17. For a foodie, if you don’t gain weight during the holidays, it is considered a successful weight loss.

18. When it comes to gaining weight, your belly and legs have the most say. Only your breasts seem to be an outsider and have nothing to do with it.

19. Friends of others encourage each other to work hard together; my friends and I both hope that the other person will work hard to become rich and wait for free food and drink.

20. Success comes from hard work, so take a break today and tomorrow.

21. After calculating the salary increase and then calculating the pork, you will find that you don’t have the potential of a pig!

22. The boy took his girlfriend for a walk and passed by a restaurant. The girlfriend praised: "It smells so good!" The rich boy said very gentlemanly: "If you like, we can walk in front of the restaurant again."

23. "Why are you always working at the same time? Listening to music? "Have you ever seen movies with background music when the protagonist does something big?"

24. It's better to play a game to tease you. The pet baby will also show your favorability and you won't even see a progress bar. None.