Watson: "I see countless stars, some of which may be like the earth." If there is, there may be life. "
"Watson, you idiot," said Holmes, "someone stole our tent ..."
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More than 60 years ago, a friend told me a joke and made me laugh. Later, I was admitted to the hospital because of a stomachache.
. Before the doctor operated on me, he asked me why I smiled like this, so I told him. After listening to his words, he laughed hysterically, and finally
Laughing to death.
I was taken to court. The judge asked me to tell the joke, and the jury decided whether it had anything to do with manslaughter.
The material requirements are met, and I request to sign an exemption contract. The judge announced that the court would be adjourned and reopened a day later, and announced that he would accept my opinion.
. So, I told this joke in court, and as a result, some people knocked on the table with a smile and some people rolled on the ground with a smile. then
All the people who heard the joke that day died laughing.
I became a celebrity in an instant, and reporters from all walks of life asked to interview me. I know telling this joke may constitute an open violation.
Harm, so in front of the camera, I vaguely said a sentence to the effect that "the reason is always a lie, and the belief is always myself."
Comfortable. After the program was broadcast, it caused great repercussions. Unexpectedly, one day, some mysterious plain clothes broke into my bedroom and took me away.
Drag it into a dark room. After a long time, a strong light shone on my face. I barely opened my eyes and was shocked.
The man sitting in front of me is the only person as famous as me-the president.
The president roughly explained the purpose of arresting me, which was simple: record this joke and send it to hostile countries in the Middle East.
The dictator there laughed him to death. I had to agree to his request and put forward that this joke belongs to weapons of mass destruction.
Don't target civilians. The president agreed.
Two weeks later, the president announced that he had mastered the key technology of the joke and successfully tested it in the desert area.
This caused an uproar in the international community, and many countries panicked. International military scientists named it "Laughing Deterrence". as soon as...
At this time, an eastern country suddenly announced that it had mastered this joke, and the buddy who told me this joke had taken refuge in that country.
Thus, a "balance between laughter and deterrence" has been formed between us.
Three years later, on April 1 day, what I was worried about all day finally happened: a terrorist organization in the Middle East stole that joke.
Original technology. As a result, civilization has been destroyed as never before, and governments all over the world are in constant fear. The United Nations had to convene a comprehensive meeting.
At the ball summit, April 1 was finally designated as April Fool's Day.
More than 60 years have passed, and I am dying. Before leaving this world, as a historical witness, I think it is necessary.
Tell this joke to everyone. That day, my friend told me that the joke was simple and short, just one sentence:
I believe in love.
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