The most classic quotation [font = √] [size = 3] [color = blue] [/color] [/size] [font = √] [size = 3] [color = blue]1in 2007, saying that we would like to fly in heaven, two birds will be one, and I would like to be a pig in the same circle! Proud of thinking of me, ashamed of ignoring me; Proud of caring for me, ashamed of being cold to me; Be proud of praising me and ashamed of belittling me; Proud to contact me, ashamed to fool me. I hope you can consciously set strict demands on yourself with the new generation of honor and disgrace standards, and conduct it in comparison! [/color][/size][/font] [font= ??? ][size=3][color=blue] 2. I planted a girlfriend in spring and married a bunch of wives in autumn. 3, love at first sight, then decline, three points exhausted. 4, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings, mom said. It's a bird man. 5. Teacher, just follow the old woman. 6. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it! 7, wear other people's shoes, but also take other people's roads, so that others have no way to go! 8. Go your own way, save your own money and let them take a taxi! 9. Sing your own songs to make them vomit! (super girl) 10, go the way of NB, let SB say it! [/color][/size][/font] [font= ???] [size = 3] [color = blue]11,water can carry a boat and cook porridge! 12, I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person; 13, clear water, no fish, invincible; 14, if you don't peel the bark, you will die; People are shameless and invincible in the world. 15, give me a woman and I can create a nation! 16, born, easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy. 17, life goals: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field 18, the only difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear inside. 19, I am in the Jianghu, but there are no legends about me in the Jianghu ... 20. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked too many chefs for 19! [/color][/size][/font] [font= ìì] [size = 3] [color = # 0000ff] [/color] [/size] [/font] [font = ì] [size = 3] [color = blue] 2/kloc-0. 23, one mountain can not tolerate two tigers, unless a male and a female. The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will disappear. 26. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to discover that you are really ugly. 27. If my friends can sell them, and each one is worth five dollars, I can also make a small fortune. 28, the stomach is not terrible, the terrible thing is that it is unexpectedly big. [/color][/size][/font] [font= ì] [size = 3] [color = # 0000ff] [/color] [/size] [/font] [font = ì ][size=3][color=blue]32. Wizard, please. 33. inaction and inaction, inaction and inaction. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food everywhere all your life. 35. If eating more fish can make people smart, then I must have eaten at least one pair of whales ... 36. Success in life lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play bad cards well. 37 years old and 0 years old, 10 years old is improving every day. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. 40 years old is basically oriented, and 38 and 50 years old are popular everywhere. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall! 39. When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed. When you left, you smiled and everyone cried. [/color][/size][/font] [font= ì] [size = 3] [color = # 0000ff] [/color] [/size] [/font] [font = ì] [size = 3] [color = blue] 4/kloc-0. 42. I met a MM personality signature: I can't play chess, I can't write calligraphy, and I am tired of washing and cooking. 43. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation. 44. I met a writer's signature: it may seem rough, but it may not be. 45. I met a lover's signature: I can keep my word, and the person I like has to change every day. Hello, is this China Mobile? This is China Unicom. My PHS is broken. Can you send China Tietong to repair it? 47. God said, "Let there be light." I said, "No!" So we spent the night. 48. I pinned Konka's TV remote control on my waistband and pretended to buy a new Nokia mobile phone. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them. [color][/size][/font]50。 Angels can fly because they look down on themselves ... [/color] [/size] [/font] [font = ì] [size = 3] 53. 54. Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid of being educated. 55. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human! 56. It is not difficult to drive, and I am afraid that there will be new people! 58. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated. 59. It's a long way to go, Xiu Yuan Xi, Xiu Yuan Xi. I want to go up and down for help. 60, poor and ugly, one meter 49; Primary school culture, rural hukou; There are three dilapidated houses and an acre of thin land; Go online today and recruit a girlfriend; On the road of revolution, hand in hand. [/color][/size][/font] [font= ??? ][size=3][color=blue]6 1. I thought that if I was invisible, others would not find me. It's no use. A cool woman like me is as dazzling as a firefly in the dark, no matter where she is. [/color] [/