An early funny script! We also used it to perform a comedy at the New Year's Party in our class. "Help me win the government." Jing Ke smiled for a long time and suddenly stopped: "I left in advance." Then he turned to go. Ah San quickly stepped forward and took it, saying, "Good." Prince Taizi Dan winked at Prince Taizi Dan and took out a card from his arms and handed it to Jing Ke. A San explained: "This is a long-term meal coupon for Shanghai Bell. Please accept it. " Jing Ke. Seeing that the plan failed, Taizi Dan shook his head and sighed, "It seems that I have to use my killer, LadiesandGentleman, and this is Miss Rose." He pointed his hand to one side. (Zhao Wei's "There is a Girl" music begins) I saw a stunning woman Tingting coming (disguised as a man), with a half-covered pink scarf, walking up to Jing Ke, casting a charming glance at him, and then slowly leaving. Jing Ke immediately tick away half three soul seven' o, eyes staring at the woman. Ah San made an OK gesture to Taizi Dan. Prince Dan got the message and asked, "Are you satisfied, Hero?" Jing Ke turned a deaf ear. Prince Dan asked again. Jing Ke just came to his senses and said solemnly, "Well, every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the country. Am I an insatiable person?" . I'll help you. But that girl just now. . . . . ? ""Master, don't worry, I'll take care of everything. " Jing Ke nodded with satisfaction, snapped his fingers loudly and said, "Go ahead." Prince Taizi Dan asked, "Where to?" "Tianzhu. "The third act (Xiao Shui Bie) Jing Ke, after N months of devil training, embarked on the road of stabbing Qin, so he went to Xiao Shui, where Taizi Dan and Jing Ke held hands and looked at each other tearfully. (Kiss Goodbye rings) Jing Ke fuels: "Prince, Jing Ke is leaving here. Prince Dan looked sad. He said, "jing elder brother, let me give you another ride." ""well, you go and I'll stay. " Taizidan quickly motioning with his hand, "then send it. Looking back, he called Sam and gave Jing Ke two things, saying, "This is the head of Fan, a general of Qin State, and a map of Yan State. Take it with you to win the trust of the king of Qin and wait for the opportunity. . . . . "Make a fortune with one hand. Jing Ke said impatiently, "Mm-hmm." Turned to say goodbye to Ross: "Ma 'am. "Rose snuggled up and sang:" Listen to me, Xianggong, remember my feelings, remember my love, remember that I have been waiting, although it is a hundred flowers, you shouldn't pick wild flowers on the roadside, you shouldn't pick them. Xianggong, when will you come back? " Jing Ke mused and sang slowly: "You asked me when I would go back to my hometown, and I also asked myself softly, not this time, I don't know when, I think it's probably winter." Ross made a sad face, turned to wipe away tears and said to himself, "I want to come back again." Hum, I just bought you100000 insurance. If you come back, I, the beneficiary, will drink the northwest wind. " As soon as I turned around, I recovered my pain, took out my handkerchief and wiped it on my face, squeezing out a lot of water. The two were reluctant to part and gradually separated. (The background music is "Dang") Scene 4 (Stabbing Qin) In the palace of Qin State, two ministers rushed to the palace and waited for a long time, but there was no sign of the king of Qin. Minister Jia said, "Why hasn't your Majesty come out yet?" Minister B said, "I must have gone to the bar again yesterday. This happens all the time. By the way, Zhao Wei signed a book at the gate of our palace this afternoon, do you know? " Minister B was surprised and said, "Oh, really? Then I can look forward to getting off work early to queue up. " Minister A proudly said, "Hey, hey, I have asked the servants to line up." At this time, the courtiers announced: "Your Majesty is here." The king of Qin yawned and came out and said to himself, "It's not easy to go to nightclubs these days. If you drink some wine, you will get mad cow disease. " If you are not careful, you will be exposed to reporters. Let's say yesterday, three reporters chased me by car, but fortunately Xuan didn't have an accident and went with Diana. "The king of Qin sat in the dragon chair, looked down and saw two ministers whispering there like no one's watching, coughing twice and reminding him:" Ladies and gentlemen, I love you. "For a long time, the two ministers didn't respond. The king of Qin said crossly, "Ladies and gentlemen, I love you. B suddenly realized, hurriedly kowtowed, chorus: "We didn't make it, Lao-Da-"Qin Wang waved and said, "Okay, okay, what do you have today? It's okay. I'm going back to sleep. " Minister Jia stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, I have something to tell you." The king of Qin said, "What a bother. Come on. " "Look at my skin, thick and dark. But your skin is delicate and delicate, and it is famous all over the country. I wonder if you can tell me a secret? " The king of Qin was very helpful and said, "Your Majesty, I used a Dabao Gamba. Dabao suits me very well. " Minister Jia echoed: "Hey, it really deserves your face!" Qin Wang: "Well, do you have anything else?" Minister Inagen followed closely, catching up with the former: "Your Majesty, I also have something to report." "Oh?" "Your majesty, there is a loud noise about the millennium bug outside now. What should we do? " "Idiot, how do you usually mix with me? Aren't you just a bug? Won't you buy some chicken? " "Your Majesty, that's the millennium bug." "Said he was stupid, really stupid. You won't buy a thousand chickens, will you? " "Your Majesty is wise." At this time, the courtiers reported: "The head of Jing Ke, the envoy of Yan State, and Fan, the rebel, and the map of Yan State, request to see your Majesty." Hearing this, the king of Qin said, "Fan, so is your boy today. The last time I played' Red Alert', I was so scared that I couldn't hold my head in front of all my wives. Hey, quick announcement. " Jing Ke met. Suddenly there was a "drip" from the waist. Ministers quickly stood in front of the king of Qin, thinking that Jing Ke would be bad for the king of Qin. I saw Jing Ke unhurriedly pulled out something from his waist, put it to his mouth and said to him, "Hey, the stock market has gone up again?" "The king of Qin wondered," Jing Ke, what is this? Jing Ke bowed down and replied, "Your Majesty, this is the latest third-generation mobile communication product in China: Super CDMA, which is produced by BenQ Company in China. Please accept it if your majesty likes it. " He said and handed it over. The king of Qin took it and played with it repeatedly. Jing Ke said, "I have a complicated terrain in Yan State, and I want to elaborate on it for the king." The king of Qin allowed Jing Ke to come forward. Expand the map. The map is getting longer and longer. The king of Qin said impatiently, "I said Jing Ke, why is this map so long?" "Speaking of the king, this map was drawn at the scale of 1: 1." The king of Qin leaned back in shock. Poor map, Jing Ke shouted: "tyrant, go to hell." He stabbed the king of Qin. The king of Qin ran away in a hurry. They are both so tired that one can't walk with the other. The background music is a fragment of Beijing Opera. At this time, the priest on the side handed Gatorade. The king of Qin took it and said, "How can we gain an advantage in the fierce competition?" Gatorade, I have I can! "Say, drink off. Immediately refreshed, a feet chuai Jing Ke. The minister stopped Jing Ke, and the king of Qin proudly said, "Fight with me and see how I deal with you." With a grimace of a grin, he poked 61616161665438 Jing Ke held out his hand and shouted, "Wait, I have something to say. "See what you have to say. Jing Ke said slowly, "There was a sincere feeling in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regret it when I lose it. There is no greater pain in the world than this. If God can give me a second chance, I will say three words to him:' I _ love _ you'. If I had to add a time limit to this love, I would say: 10,000 years 616161665438+. "............ Jing Ke died heroically. Jing Ke failed to stab Qin, and the State of Yan perished. In 22 1 year BC, the king of Qin unified the world, and was called "Qin Shihuang" in history. ) the overall situation is over. The play is pure fiction. If there is similarity, it must be piracy.