Interesting things on campus In my campus life, many interesting things have happened. Today, I will talk about two things to make everyone laugh. The first story is that there is a girl in our class who is in the wrong team. She is very beautiful, but she likes the boy's dress, short hair, jeans or sportswear. She says that she doesn't like red clothes and loves armed, so we all call her a tomboy, and people who don't know her often regard her as a boy. No, tomboy is joking again. The tone of the article is relaxed and humorous, and the language is full of mischief. ) Last Friday, the school invited military instructors for our military training. As required, we followed the instructors in the queue, with a team of boys and a team of girls. Although it was autumn, it was a scorching sun that day, and the students were sweating like a pig. Our instructor is kind and tells the boys to rest and the girls to practice first. "tomboy" walked in the queue, dashing and heroic, very energetic. Just then, an instructor came over, grabbed the tomboy and said discontentedly, "Why are you standing in the girls' team, boy?" Come back to the boys' team and stand up! " "tomboy" was stunned: "I should stand here!" The instructor was a little angry: "You boy, how dare you keep your mouth shut? Go back to the boys' room!" " At this time, we realized that the instructor regarded the "tomboy" as a "real boy" and the students couldn't help but burst into laughter. The instructor ordered us not to laugh, and continued to ask "tomboy": "You don't even know if you are a man or a woman? Hurry back to the boys team! " The tomboy's face was flushed, and no matter how she explained it, the instructor didn't believe that she was a girl. It was not until the head teacher came that the misunderstanding vanished. At this time, the instructor was embarrassed, touching the back of his head and giggling assiduously. The students laughed even more when they saw the instructor like this. A misunderstanding makes the reader smile, the seriousness of the instructor, and the inexplicably innocent tomboy are all written naturally and vividly. ) This is the first one, and the second one is the signature. Since the China football team played a runner-up in the Asian Cup, there has been a idolize fever in our class. The students are all collecting photos of the stars, and they want to get their signatures. One day during recess, the students were enjoying their collection of star photos with relish. At this time, Xiaochen came over and said mysteriously, "Do you want Yang Chen's autograph?" The students said in unison, "Yes, of course." Xiaochen smiled slyly: "Then you can bring a pen and paper." The students were stunned at first, and then asked, "Has Yang Chen come to Xuzhou? Impossible. " Xiaochen said, "Isn't my name Yang Chen? Isn't my signature the same as that of the football star Yang Chen? " Say that finish, Yang Chen burst out laughing. (The "Xiaochen" in front cleverly laid the groundwork, and finally shook off the baggage, which made people feel happy. ) The students realized that they had been taken in by Yang Chen, and they couldn't help laughing. Anyway, these two stories are interesting. Still want to hear it? Maybe next time.

There have been many hilarious events in our school. Here is one of them. One day, while we were having a math class, a man saw that the teacher was turning his back on us. He took a long breath and thought, I am finally free now, and I can do anything I want. So, he put a pencil horizontally and a ruler vertically on the pencil to build a "launcher". One end of the ruler was put with an eraser, and the other end was empty. "Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, satellite launch". He slammed down the empty end, and with a whoosh, the eraser fell on the teacher's lesson plan. He murmured: 73154 reported that the satellite was successfully launched and landed on the moon accurately. The teacher turned around immediately, and the whole class was silent. After the teacher figured out what was going on, he immediately took a chalk head and threw it at him, saying that "the satellite has returned to the earth accurately and landed in a cheeky place", and the whole class immediately burst into laughter.