I still have a lot:

People don't attack me, I don't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!

I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, so I can't say so many things you like to hear.

I once looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them!

Time is too thin and fingers are too wide! ~

Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.

God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still hurts my heart and bones.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it's better to mix kindergartens!

Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me? !

I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.

It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

Iron pestles can be ground into needles, and wooden pestles can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

~ ~ ~ Choose one yourself ~ ~ ~

I have many, both humorous and cute! Hehe, I'll give you these first! I hope to adopt it ~