1. You may say that human life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is extremely expensive.

2. Grow your hair long so that I can wear a beautiful bridal hairstyle to marry you in the future.

3. Whether I am fat or not, the fat is always there, it only increases rather than decreases.

4. I really love you very much, and it will not change in a hundred centuries.

5. I haven’t finished my homework yet, so I don’t think I need to sign up.

6. Be my girlfriend, and I will introduce you to another boyfriend!

7. Newton said: Give me a fulcrum and I can lift a toilet.

8. Talking to you is a waste of saliva, so you have to spend money on saliva with me.

9. School is a place that brings together a group of people and breaks apart a group of people.

10. I hope every tear you shed is worth being moved.

11. Mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 90 points are difficult.

12. What do people live for? It’s all for the red ***.

13. When I heard that you were having a hard time, I sat at the door and had fun all day long.

14. It’s useless no matter how much you despise me, we are both domestic products.

15. Without the language of love, all words are boring.

16. Please don’t call me by my name during final exam week, please call me Guoer!

17. I have always liked you, I just don’t like humans sometimes.

18. My life in tragedy shows that God has made me strong.

19. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be overcrowded.

20. I really can’t see you when you are so close to me, because I am blind.

21. I decided to cut my hair, and it hurt my neck to swing my bangs.

22. After the age of dreaming, it is time to love M. L’s age.

23. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

24. Since I bought insurance, I no longer have to look at the traffic lights when crossing the road!

25. We are the gourd boys in the countryside, and you are the Ultraman in the city.

26. Although I am not very handsome, I firmly believe that there is someone uglier than me.

27. Is your coffin a sliding lid or a flip lid?

28. There are so many poor people in the world, why should I be counted among them?

29. The night will not be kind to those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles!

30. How can we get drunk without wine. How can you give birth to a monkey if you are not drunk?

31. Life is like Super Girl, and those who persevere are men.

32. Probably because I like her so much, I can compromise on anything.

33. If you have to pay taxes when you look in the mirror, I am afraid some women will go bankrupt.

34. Every inch of skin was suffocated with tender sadness, causing pain all over my body.

35. Not cherishing me is enough to prove that you are a blind man with eyes.

36. My happiness is the most wonderful and cruel revenge on you.

37. The high-voltage electricity in your eyes is enough to last my mobile phone for a year.

38. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

39. In your eyes, the persistence of the past is just so-called unworthy.

40. It is your brothers who help you show the way, but it is your enemies who force you to a dead end!

41. Saonian, I love you with everything I have and even more.

42. I don’t like tidying up the room. They all call me the messy room hero.

43. What do I owe you? Even dreaming makes me so sad.

44. If it is not about death, all breakups are betrayals.

45. Love that doesn’t matter. It must be treated with an indifferent attitude.

46. Please come and watch me. I am the best at being approachable.

47. There are two things in my life: I can’t do this and I can’t do that.

48. A handsome person like me will always be discovered by the teacher whenever he misses class.

49. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark.

50. Because I have a golden mouth and jade teeth, I don’t speak easily.

51. I want to cry, but I don’t know how to cry anymore.

52. You act cool when you think you have some capital, but in fact, I don’t care about you.

53. You idiot, when I become strong, it will be the beginning of your nightmare!

54. Every time I take a history exam, I feel like I am tampering with history.

55. You said I was your life, but you didn’t die when we were separated.

56. Smart people test their strength, but I only rely on imagination.

57. Managers usually tell smokers during meetings that they will strangle them to death!

58. Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

59. He calls men animals and insults those pigs, dogs, cattle, sheep and horses.

60. I can despise you, despise you, look down on you, or ignore you.

61. If the heart has no place to rest, it will wander wherever it goes!

62. Don’t regard my tolerance of you as capital for your indulgence.

63. Putting your face on the door can ward off evil spirits, and lying on the bed can prevent pregnancy.

64. As soon as I took off my cotton pants, Miss Chun came lightly.

65. No matter where I go, I am always the center of attention. There is nothing I can do about it.

66. The winter vacation is coming to an end, and it’s time to relax and enjoy the summer vacation.

67. Even if it is as gorgeous as a nightmare, I am willing to be at the bottom and take advantage of your nobility!

68. I’m really gone. I don’t love you anymore. Let me go.

69. Love has been secretly counting down from the day we started.

70. There is no bottom line! I did a show and couldn’t go home.

71. Why the hell could your words affect my mood?

72. A tree without bark will surely die. A person without shame is invincible in the world.

73. I don’t like the taste of wine, but I like the feeling of being drunk.

74. I am not glass or crystal, and I will not be easily seen through.

75. I like smoking because it can hurt the lungs, but it won’t make you sad.

76. You are so mean that I am speechless. You are so charming that my heart is moved.

77. If you love her, put her in a wedding dress and then strip her naked with your own hands.

78. You left without any nostalgia, leaving me alone with my memories.

79. My sister is wearing slippers and does not take the usual route, only Huangnigou.

80. A smart woman values ??sex over friends, while a stupid woman values ??friends over sex.

81. Even if you are not in love, you will still feel lovelorn, and it is very strong.

82. I can take secret photos, but I tell you, you have to use a beauty camera.

83. Where is the child who always looks for slippers after playing on the computer?

84. Sorry, I haven’t been in love and don’t understand what worrying about the future means.

85. If two people are together for a long time, staring at each other is also romantic.

86. You must learn to comfort yourself when you are upset.

87. Be a bad guy. Being a good guy means counting your grievances in detail.

88. My head hurts so much. Is my knowledge too profound and about to overflow?

89. When it is critical, you will lose the chain, but when it is not critical, you will not lose the chain.

90. I am not Crayon Shin-chan, and I cannot be so happy every day.

91. If it weren’t for caring, how could there be so many emotions.

92. Look at your ranking to know how many people are in your class.

93. Listening to physics is like looking at physics in the fog, and ignore physics.

94. Memories refuse to let go and wander around my world again and again.

95. If you can’t love me, don’t mess with me or get involved in my loneliness.

96. Memories are a disturbing thing. I hate myself for being unwilling.

97. My wallet is like an onion. I want to cry as soon as I open it.

98. Don’t charge me because I don’t have caller ID here.

99. There is only one Liu Yiyang in the world, but it is a pity that he is on TV.

100. If you don’t believe it, why should I continue to deceive myself?

101. If you don’t want to grow up, you can only think about it, but often you can’t do it.

102. I think God must be good to you, because God is jealous of talents.

103. The tongue lasts longer than teeth, and software lasts longer than hardware.

104. I am a flash bomb, I may miss you one day.

105. You owe me an apology, but I won’t say it’s okay again.

106. Only you know whether it hurts or not, and whether it has changed or not.

107. What you pick up before going to bed every day is your mobile phone, and what you pick up when you wake up is still your mobile phone.

108. Ever since I met you, the little deer in me has had a concussion.

109. Regarding my sweet dreams, I can only say that I am always awakened by urine.

110. I have no ability to pick up girls, but it’s a pity that I’m just a girl!

111. Thanks to me being a fat man, I can squeeze my belly when I am sad.

112. Whether it is absurd or ridiculous, it is youth without regrets.

113. There is no status difference between true friends.

114. I thought I would meet love around the corner, but then I saw a dog around the corner.

115. If I were wifi, there would be more people who love me.

116. If you give me a snack when I am angry, I will forgive you.

117. It’s a joke that you sit and don’t speak, because you are too stupid.

118. The cruelty of time being predicted to come back again, the deeper the love, the more urgent it becomes.

119. Only when you feel pain can you remember better and know who you cannot touch.

120. A woman who cannot cry is a monster, and a woman who always cries is a waste.