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Does anyone have some flirting words between husband and wife, or some more explicit words that are more humorous and close to life?

1. The husband was watching TV on the sofa, and the wife sat on her husband’s lap wrapped in a bath towel, and said charmingly: “Uncle, you want this little girl, right?” The husband deliberately remained calm in his pregnancy. : "No, no, uncle, I don't have any money today. 1 Wife: "It's not about money, just let the little girl feel happy. I'll pay for the IOU afterwards. 1 Husband fainted, there is still a debt due to this matter! 2. The husband held up his wife's chin with one hand and said teasingly: "Girl, come on, let me sing a song for you." The wife clapped my hand and said, "Sir, please be more respectful, little one." Woman, I only sell my body, not my art. 1 My husband was startled, and now he was on the receiving end of a gun!

3. After my husband took a shower, he was lying on the bed reading a book. My wife came out of the bathroom and a hungry tiger pounced on me. She pressed me down and said with a ferocious face: "Hey, I look good, little girl. I want you today." Try something new 1 The husband fought to the death. When the wife saw that her husband refused to obey, she turned to him and said gently: "Uncle, you just obey the little girl, right?" "The husband said: "Give me a reason first." The wife quickly said: "The little girl has just been released from prison and has not eaten meat for several years. The husband said: Oh my god, this is a good reason. The principle of following.

4 The wife asked her husband: "You men always say that women are boring, what does boring mean?" The husband said: "Mensao means being dignified on the outside but passionate on the inside." The wife asked again, "Do you think I count?" The husband pretended to look her carefully, then shook his head: "You don't count." The wife nodded. : "I think so, I should belong to Ming Sao. "The husband snickered in his heart: "Accurate but not comprehensive 1. The wife was confused: "What is that?" The husband replied proudly: "You belong to the whole world. 1. The husband thought in his heart, this beating is inevitable!

5. One night, my husband went to KTV with his client and came home very late. When he got home, he thought his wife was asleep, so he tiptoed to the bathroom to take a shower. As soon as he took off his clothes, his wife suddenly appeared and shouted: "Are you trying to destroy the evidence? "The husband was startled and said quickly: "No, no, I already put the gun and knife in the warehouse before I went out." The wife chuckled twice, stretched out her hand to touch her husband's penis: "Well, I haven't lost the gun yet, but I want it." Check whether there are enough bullets. 1 My husband said: Honey, is there a way to check? Is this why you stayed up half the night?

6. My wife likes all beautiful things, including handsome men and beautiful women, and shopping with her. The biggest pleasure was that she would search for handsome guys and beautiful girls from all over the place for me to watch. Once when they were tired from shopping, they sat in front of the Starbucks window to admire the beauties in Sichuan. My wife looked at them and asked her husband innocently: "You." Who do these beautiful women share the same bed with at night? "The husband glared at her in surprise and replied: "Pervert." The wife was also surprised: "Huh? Wouldn't that be cheaper for those perverts?" The husband couldn't laugh or cry, and flicked her head with his finger: "It's cheaper for you. What do you think you are thinking about all day long? I said you are a pervert. 1. The wife nodded in understanding and said something that made her husband's liver hurt: "Then I If you sleep with them, who will you sleep with?" My husband said: I want to sleep with them too, why don't you destroy me?

7. One time, my husband made a small fortune outside. When he got home, he threw an envelope at his wife: "Girl, you performed well last month. This is a tip for you. 1 Wife!" Seeing Qian's eyes wide open, she weighed the envelope, hugged her husband, gave her a kiss, and said charmingly: "Thank you, uncle, it's a little girl's duty to serve you well. Please come here often." The husband nodded stupidly: "Oh, I must win: they are like a pair of dewy mandarin ducks!

8. My wife has a problem with hiccups when she breathes in the cool breeze. One evening after get off work, she came home hiccupping. My husband asked earnestly: "Are you drunk again? "My wife pretended to be sad and sighed: "What if I don't drink the wind? You haven't pampered your little girl for several days. The little girl has no income, so she has no choice but to drink from the northwest. Then the husband remembered that he hadn't had sex with his wife for two or three days, so he stepped forward and became frivolous.

The wife was quite cooperative at first, but at the critical moment she stopped abruptly: "Okay, I'll just keep drinking." The husband was a little confused: "Why?" The wife smiled sweetly: "My old friend hasn't left yet, so it's not convenient." My husband said, "Let me tell you, why have you been so behaved these days!"

9. On a Saturday, my wife has a normal day off, but her husband has to work overtime. When I woke up in the morning, my wife stalked her husband for a while, then continued to sleep contentedly, but my husband had to go to the company full of exhaustion. The husband said hello to his wife and was about to leave the bedroom. The wife said from behind: "Master, come tomorrow." The husband nodded: "Come on." "Huh?" Thanks to the quick reaction of the husband, he quickly said: "How dare you understand Come on! Come tonight. 1 "That's pretty much it!" Go ahead, the little girl continued to sleep peacefully for a while. She was really a companion to her wife like a tiger, and her reaction was too slow!

10. My husband and his wife fell in love when they were in college. At that time, girls could enter the boys’ dormitory, but boys were not allowed to enter the girls’ dormitory. One night in late autumn, the husband made his wife angry, and the wife left him and went back to the dormitory. There were no mobile phones at that time, and my wife lived on the third floor, so my husband shouted to her from downstairs to apologize. Shouting for a long time had no effect, but more and more people were watching. Seeing that the lights were out, my wife asked her roommate to throw her quilt down from the window (the quilt was given by her husband, whom she knew). When her husband saw that the situation was not good, he quickly shouted: "Please throw another pillow down." There was no follow-up, and the whole building was filled with laughter. A man could not bear the loss, so the husband hurried back to the dormitory, covered her with a quilt and stayed there all night. The next morning, the wife was still awake. She stood in front of her husband, picked up the quilt and flattened her husband: "You heartless! My wife was so cold that she had runny nose all night, but you are still quite comfortable, my wife! Do you think I don’t miss you?

11. One winter it was extremely cold, and my husband and wife went to the park to play one weekend. I saw many people skating on the ice of the lake, so my husband invited his wife to skate with him, but she didn't dare. In order to prove the solidity of the ice, my husband took the lead and ran to the ice to play around. The sight made my wife feel itchy, and she finally had the idea to give it a try. Her husband went to the shore to pick her up from the center of the lake. When she was still about one meter away from the shore, in order to further prove that there was no danger, her husband jumped up. As a result, she just heard a "pop" and fell into the ice hole. Fortunately, the water on the shore was shallow and the water only reached the husband's waist. The wife was so frightened that she screamed and almost cried. It took a lot of effort for the husband to get out of the mud. After making sure that he was fine, the wife asked her husband seriously: "Is your little brother not frozen?" The husband endured the severe cold and nodded vigorously: " It’s okay, the little thing is a polar bear, and my husband feels cold just thinking about it!