2. One white covers three ugliness, one high covers five ugliness, one thin covers seven ugliness, one rich covers all ugliness, and one fat destroys everything!
Your face is so big, you must be the person who gives me the most face in the world.
Please don't call me black, it's to protect you secretly.
This kind of thing, taking a nap, really still sleeps soundly on the school table.
6. Sometimes I hate myself, I can't talk, I'm too kind, heartless and cute.
7. When I felt deeply inferior to my appearance, I thought, it's okay. When I get rich, I'll have sex with everyone. When I have money, I will go for plastic surgery. The doctor looked at me and said that money can't solve all problems.
8. God is fair. He let you spend Singles' Day and won't let you spend Valentine's Day!
9. Today, confession was rejected. The reason why the girl refused: "We are not from the same world, and we are not suitable." I want to say, "am I a Martian? Not suitable for earth people? "
10. The computers at home were all very slow, so they crashed soon.
1 1. Happiness is that you are vegetarian and I eat meat, letting you know that you have to struggle; You ride a bike and I ride a car, so you are much healthier; You sleep in bed, I sleep in bed, and I help you. You pay for my guests, and the money-making engine needs to be warmed up; You drink water and I drink soup, which is dull and has a good time; You work and I am at leisure, and you inherit the glorious tradition.
12. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem. The problem is that I am poor.
13. Now the tears you shed when you make up your homework are the water that enters your mind when you surf.
14. Pay all wages, including unplanned ones; All leftovers are contracted, including spoilage; Do all the housework, including mother-in-law's; Thoughts are reported every day, including a flash of thought.
15. Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart.
16. People have many backgrounds, but I only have my back.
17. What do young people do for a living? First-class young people rely on birth, second-class young people rely on relationships, third-class young people rely on talent, fourth-class young people rely on hard work, fifth-class young people play literature and art, sixth-class young people play games, travel is not good, watch American dramas.
18. When you are in a bad mood, delete a few friends from WeChat business just to make them feel that the road to starting a business is not smooth sailing.
19. wallet, what happened to your wallet? Answer my wallet. Why have you lost weight again? Wake up.
20. It's useless to think that if I am invisible, others will not find me. A woman like me is as dazzling as a firefly in the dark, no matter where she is.
2 1. You are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone. Don't speak ill of others behind their backs, and don't frame others. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and will never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.
22. You can't even control what time you sleep, but you want to control your life. Your problem is: knowing everything is laziness.
23. The long road of life, whoever takes a few steps, has to keep home, and lovers have to get along; There is a cook at home, a good-looking one at work, a lovely one outside and a missing one in the distance; Keep two, keep one, develop three, four, five, six, seven!
Since the holiday, washing your face every day has nothing to do with me.
25. Don't say you are single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.
26. When you are poor, you think you will be happy if you have money. When you are really rich, you find that there is more money than happiness. It's simply the bliss of being drunk and dreaming.
27. I dreamed of quarreling with my boyfriend. He stopped answering his phone after he slammed the door, and I couldn't get in touch. So, I opened Taobao and kept shopping. A steady stream of credit card consumption text messages finally helped me call him back.
28. I am different from others. I don't need money to solve anything that can be solved with money, because I have no money.
29. The ideal holiday life is to take a nap in the morning, a nap in the middle, a nap in the afternoon and a nap at midnight.
30. You'd better show your love at noon. Do you know why? Because sooner or later there will be retribution!