2. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you spit bubbles on me after drinking 1 liter shower gel.

Don't think about this sacred world with your villain's mentality.

4. Why is Friday so close to Monday and Monday so far from Friday? This is not scientific!

5. We are brothers. I'll help you up when you fall, but wait until I finish laughing.

6. It's not necessarily the cleaner who is holding the broom, but Harry Potter.

After 7 or 90, you have a heart born after 80 and a face born after 70.

8, there is a kind of quiet, called the old class. ...

9, I am a nail, I am afraid of hammers!

10, QQ every day, have you ever thought about the feeling of QQ?

1 1, the original "husband" is RMB, and "husband" is "pay the bill" in turn! ?

12. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment on the platform, the following students say the word "fried" silently.

13, the tree dies without skin, and people are invincible without face. What are you afraid of losing face?

14, have fun, have fun, clap your hands.

15, who gave you so much courage? Don't tell me it's Fish Leong.

16, what are your joy beans eyes staring at? I'm not the one you can stare at.

17, killed a wolf and spared a tiger. It used to be a 250.

18, I will tolerate you if I love you, and I will ignore you if I don't love you!

19, the sea of murder comes from ant-like jealousy.

20, shouting grass mud horse, all kinds of good moods.

2 1, thick thighs and black stockings, this summer is really terrible.

22. Military training is available, but the instructors are not handsome.

23. What city people are pretending? Now the earth is called a village.

I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't done a honey trap yet!

Don't mess with me, or I will let you die rhythmically.

26.-It is morbidly lively when you are happy, and it is horribly quiet when you are quiet.

27, the sense of security is a bumpy man, money is a bank, handsome is a chess game!

28, see beautiful men do not bubble, go against the sky. Go to bed when you see a beautiful man and do justice for heaven.

29, tell you a joke, the name is I still believe in love.

30. If you love me deeply, ask my lover to listen.

3 1, how can I not believe you are so sensational?

32. As soon as you put a POSE, you can't help but compare with scissorhands.

Fat, why are you always so attached to me?

34. Gold always shines, mirrors always reflect light, and scum had better die.

35. seaweed I like good times.

36. During the military training, send Jam Hsiao incense sticks and ask him to give a concert in Jiaozhou!

I don't have a man, so I am fatter in winter. ...

38. When you see the person you like, you will enter the pretend mode.

39. Last year, even monks traded in stocks. This year, stock speculators became monks.

40. I broke up with the summer vacation because of that bitch who started school!

4 1, you are 3, I am 9, except you.

42. "What's your seat?" "Made of meat"

43. I'm curious, why doesn't an ant bleed when you crush it?

After I die, I will engrave the QQ number on my tombstone. Ps: Anyone can be my friend.

45. Girl, what dishes do you cook well at home? I boil water very well.

46. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head!

47. If you have the ability to gain weight, don't rush your waist and chest.

48. Every time you withdraw money from the ATM, it is 100 yuan. The sound of the machine giving me some money is like giving me tens of thousands ...

49. People are love cities, and we are power outage cities.

50. No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.