(played by Song Xiaobao) Yong Qi:
Hush...oh...oh...well, this time, in time for the second anniversary celebration, my order is quite high... , I will draw lots to play a good character today, and all my friends will know who I play. haiHuanzhugege. ...No, Huan Zhu Princess, Huan Zhu Princess's fifth elder brother. Yong Qi, it’s just me, haha^^^^^.
Short, oily, not good-looking, everyone will watch it after it’s over... I played Yongqi, and after it was over, I asked the director, who will play Little Swallow? After it was over, the director said don't worry. The expectations were very high, so I was looking forward to it too.
Well..., please let my little swallow - Shining appear!
(Play the song "There Was a Girl")
Stop, Haiyan!
(played by Haiyan) Xiao Yanzi:
No, I’m dressed like this, how can you still recognize me?
Yongqi: You should be more careful,
Little Yanzi: Don’t hit me all the time! I got punished for performing a skit with you, and you beat me every day. This time it's my turn to beat you.
Yongqi: Look at your loss of color (sai) day by day. You said you are so old, what are you talking about here?
Little Yanzi: What are you talking about? Let me tell you, Wang Dana said it, who put this The skit is done. Given a bonus of 10,000 yuan, do you think I would be willing to act with you? I came here for the 10,000 yuan bonus
Yong Qi: You can’t get this 10,000 yuan. With me here, you can get 10,000 yuan. Are you kidding me? Look at your shabby appearance. Look at it.
Little Yanzi: Why don’t I believe he looks like this? He looks like Wu Dalang. You said he is black and sloppy, and looks like a bean bun. You can’t even find him if you drop him on the ground. Are you still willing to look at me?
Yongqi: If you don’t want to act like a loser with me, then go down and pick a young man up for me
Xiao Yanzi: Oh my god, you It's quite a mouthful. Let me tell you, you have to make do with it today, that's all.
Yong Qi: Are you going to die because of your acting skills?
Xiao Yanzi: So what?
Yong Qi: Come and play with me.
Xiao Yanzi: Yes
Yong Qi: Let’s compare, shall we?
Xiao Yanzi: Let’s compete for a while. The audience is very discerning. Let’s see which one of us performs better! Who should give the 10,000 yuan...
Yongqi: OK, hehehe, hohohoho, okay, let’s just follow the book
Xiao Yanzi: Oh yes, there are words for this!
Yongqi: Yes
Xiao Yanzi: Give me a word, oh my word.
Yongqi: How about we follow the lyrics?
Little Yanzi: Hey, okay, let’s follow the script!
Yong Qi: Ah, the word "Qiong Yao, the person who sees people" is so well written. Haiyan!
Little Yanzi: No, no, where did you say it went?
Yong Qi: I read it wrong, I read it wrong.
Little Swallow: Ah, what kind of little Swallow is that, ah, where are you going?
Yong Qi: Ah, yes, we are playing Hong Kong and Taiwan
< p>Little Yanzi: Yes, Hong Kong and Taiwan dramas, ah.Yongqi: OK. Little swallow! Where are you going!
Little Yanzi: I was about to go see Empress Xiang Fei. She has been bullied by Grandma Rong these days! She no longer wants to live in the palace, she wants to go back to her hometown!
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Yongqi: Little Swallow! I said you'd better leave this matter alone, okay? Let's live an ordinary life, do you think it's okay?
Little Yanzi: Yongqi! How can you talk like this! Xiangfei and we are good friends. I must go!
Yongqi: Little Swallow! Don’t forget, she is Huang Ama’s woman! Let’s not go! If you want to go, let's break up!
Little Yanzi: What, Yongqi! You: You are ruthless, you are cold, you are unreasonable!
Yongqi: Little Swallow! You are ruthless, you are cold, you are unreasonable!
Little Yanzi: Where am I heartless, where am I cold, where am I being unreasonable?
Yong Qi: How are you not ruthless, how are you not cold-hearted, how are you not unreasonable? !
Little Yanzi: Okay, even if I am ruthless, cold, and unreasonable.
You are not as ruthless, cold or unreasonable as you!
Yong Qi: How can I be ruthless, unreasonable, and unreasonable! It's all because you are ruthless, cruel, and unreasonable!
Little Yanzi: Come here! No, I want to ask, who wrote this script? ! Why are you holding your breath so hard? I'm so embarrassed.
Yong Qi: No, aren't all Hong Kong and Taiwan TV series shot this way? Dry grinding machine words are not correct
Xiao Yanzi: Oh my god, you have finished holding me back, let’s do the Northeastern version
Yongqi: Just these two sentences, dry grinding 叽
Little Yanzi: It’s not that I said the whole Northeast version is possible.
Yongqi: Let’s dry it in the air
Little Yanzi: Dry it
Yongqi: Okay, let’s do this part.
Little Yanzi: Which paragraph?
Yongqi: The part where Aunt Rong bullies Xiao Yanzi
Xiao Yanzi: No, why are you so hurtful? Why don't you bully you?
Yong Qi: Look at your shame... Then who made you willing to play the role of Xiao Yanzi?
(Skip to 12:35, the emperor (played by Liu Neng) and a eunuch appear)
Eunuch: The emperor has arrived!
Little Yanzi: Grandma, Yongqi bullied me! Huh, turned around and ran away.
The Emperor: Yes, let’s go. What are you doing? We are the only three left. Let’s fight the Landlords this time.
Yong Qi: Let’s fight! Dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang. Play your cards!
Eunuch: How can we play cards? Why don’t we buy two poker cards and let’s fight three for a while?
The Emperor: Look, are there any actors left? What's going on down there?
Eunuch: The heavyweight actor hasn’t appeared yet?
The Emperor: Who is it?
Eunuch: Fragrant Concubine
Emperor: My Fragrant Concubine?
Eunuch: That’s not possible
Emperor: Can you tell her to come up quickly?
Eunuch: Okay, okay!
The Emperor: Hurry up!
Eunuch: The affectionate concubine appears.
(Song...To the end of the world, you are the wind, I am the sand song)
The Emperor: Stop
Oh my god, who is this? ?
Xiang Fei: Am I your Xiang Fei?
The Emperor: Xiang Fei, I think you look like a cantaloupe! Where did this come from?
Xiang Fei: Who looks like a cantaloupe? Am I like a cantaloupe?
Yongqi: You are not like a cantaloupe, but like a noodle melon. hehe. . .
Xiang Fei: No, what are you kid saying? I am your elder, your aunt, and your sister-in-law. Are you making a joke with me? Come here!
Eunuch: No, no, no, no~ Aunt Wang..., then why is Xiao Song (Song Xiaobao) so easy to joke with?
Xiang Fei: What are you kidding, who are you kidding with? How can I be like a melon? Besides, they say I look like a noodle. How can I be a noodle?
Yong Qi: No noodles, no noodles, no noodles at all. It looks like a big cucumber, which will be broken into pieces after one bite. Gabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa), okay?
Xiang Fei: That’s pretty much it
The Emperor: Keep going
Eunuch: Keep going
The Emperor: Where are you? ?
Eunuch: It’s your time
Your Majesty; it’s my time
Eunuch: Come, get ready, start!
The Emperor (said affectionately): Xiang Fei, will you marry a widower? !
Xiang Fei: I won’t marry!
The Emperor: Just marry me!
Xiang Fei: I can’t marry you! You say you are a widow, so if I marry you, won’t I become a widow?
The Emperor: What a thing, what a widow. . I have predicted that I will live to be over eighty years old. .
Xiang Fei: Besides, it’s useless to talk about how old you are. You said, you have so many concubines in your harem, you married me, and within two days, you didn’t like me anymore!
The Emperor: No, widow, oh, widow, I will love you forever.
Xiang Fei: You lied. You said you would love your concubine for the rest of your life. Now, isn’t your imperial concubine also banished to the cold palace by you? Tell me why, tell me, tell me! !
The Emperor: Concubine Xiang, listen to my explanation...
Concubine Xiang: I don’t listen. I don’t listen. I don’t listen.
Why is this? You tell me!
Your Majesty: Listen to my explanation. . .
Xiang Fei: I don’t listen. I don’t listen. I don’t listen. Why is this? You say it, you say it, you say it!
The Emperor: Can you listen to my explanation? . . .
Xiang Fei: I don’t listen. I don’t listen. I don’t listen. Why is this? You say it, you say it, you say it!
Yong Qi (patting Xiang Fei on the shoulder): Go to the other side!
Xiang Fei (push Yongqi): What are you doing?
The Emperor: Who wrote this.
Xiang Fei: Why do you chase and beat everyone with you?
Yong Qi: Then why return it? The disc is stuck?
Xiang Fei: It’s all written like that in that book. I’ve been memorizing it for several days!
Yongqi: That book, you have to
The Emperor: What’s going on next? You go on acting, right?
Yong Qi: Who knows, you are walking down the aisle!
The Emperor: Yes, yes, let’s continue. ...Listen to my explanation!
Xiang Fei: Tell me why, and it won’t help if you explain anything! Because I want to return to our hometown with my beloved Mengdan
The Emperor: When you open your mouth, you will be Mengdan, and when you shut up, you will be Mengdan. . .