2, boss, call two pounds of love, take it home and feed it to the dog.

I saw you fighting for me. At that time, you were really handsome

I want to sail with my exclusive memory of you.

I don't collect junk, so don't come back after I leave.

I just want to love you in my own way.

7. I have never evaded the questions you gave me.

8. Boys don't need to look good, but they must dress well.

9, heart, I told her that you are excited!

10, when my exam results go up, I'll walk sideways.

1 1. A man should be a man and stand by and watch his wife give her enough support at a critical moment.

12, there has never been such a stupid girl, but it made him panic.

13. My daughter-in-law said that if she got back together with me, she would go out and be killed by a car. ...

14, the Ri son who travels around the world. Brother, thank you for your company! I am very happy.

15, I can go with you alone, even if there is no one to accompany me after failure.

16, I must be a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.

17, God is unfair! I'm a boy, I don't have a date, I'm not as good, but I'm surrounded by beautiful women, alas.

18, I have loved you as a brother for two years.

19, I will study hard next semester and abuse those who rank ahead of me!

20. I can't play LOL, and I dare not play LOL. I'm afraid I won't accompany her if I'm addicted.

2 1. If a man wants to be stable, he must be gentle and cruel.

22. Daughter-in-law, if I ignore you, misunderstand you, scold you, or even say sorry for breaking up, just slap me hard.

23. After you like me, I will definitely give you a dazzling meal.

24. My wife likes watching penguins, so we are going to Africa and see kangaroos.

25. If you want your daughter-in-law not to be separated from you, spoil her so that no one can accept it.

Your eyes are beautiful, but they are all his reflections.

27. Forgive me for being so sexy when I was a child that I didn't even wear underwear.

28, a great coin, head-on internet, sleeping opposite, broken, I will study.

29, either handsome or male god, my male god only has my object.

30, shot in the back, I'm still alive.

3 1, sleep with my daughter-in-law, and I will be my daughter-in-law.

Honey, I am willing to make breakfast for you every day. You slept too much!

I am a bad boy who doesn't study well. I am unpopular, but I have a group of good brothers.

Don't be sentimental about me, my brother is heartless.

35, Xin, I told her you were excited!

As soon as my girlfriend said she missed me, I knew she was hungry again.

37. God is unfair! I'm a boy, I don't have a date, I'm not as good, but I'm surrounded by beautiful women, alas.

38. A good man won't hurt his beloved woman a little.

39. My brother is not in the Jianghu, but there is a legend of my brother in the Jianghu.

40. Nima, don't keep asking me whether my wife is more important or my brother is more important. Just be gay.

4 1, let me be your support. Although my head is not high and my shoulders are not wide, I will cry when I am wronged.

You know, what I want to do is not my brother.

43. The wolf is in the alley, watching the girl and the dog.

44. The future is in a state of confusion. I want to bring my strength and courage.

45. Boys with small eyes can also be very attractive.

46. Boys like hedgehogs to watch boys in Shuai Shuai!

47. Bald men are more disgusting than having no money.

48. My daughter-in-law is a child, and I want her to grow up with me everywhere.

49. During the exam season, please call me "Guo Er".

50. How can you get rich without means?