The most tragic thing in the world is that I met my deskmate when I was buying delicious food. I brought you the following, I hope you will like it!

Drive you crazy, drive you crazy, drive you to a big wall.

When I was a child, I thought there were only two countries in the world, China and foreign countries.

I wanted to turn around beautifully, but I hit the wall in a low key.

You can't have it both ways, but you can have poverty and ugliness at the same time. Fat and short are also special.

Men are awesome, not just kneeling between women's legs.

The most tragic thing in the world is to buy delicious food and meet your deskmate.

I'm going to explode your mobile phone with a text message in the first second of your birthday! Because I want to be the first to say "Happy Birthday" ~ ~ Is it annoying? ~ ~ What's your thumb doing ~ Don't delete me

After breaking up, I shook my head smartly and my wig was thrown out.

Don't ask too much of your daughter-in-law. Beautiful and can cook, that's a beautiful rice cooker!

Remember those people who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in such heavy dark circles and poor panels.

I lost my temper. I was afraid someone would hit me.

Laugh more, and you won't brush your teeth for so many years.

Personal thoughts will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

Look at a temple from a distance and see our alma mater near. More than 300 nuns, more than 10 thousand have experienced it.

No one in this world can live without anyone. Even fish can be roasted without water.

Why is the surface of the moon uneven? Because Chang 'e studied excavators.

Actually, I don't usually do this, but I'm stupid and shiny in front of you.

I told you not to chat with me. You have a responsibility to talk about your feelings.

Beauty is destiny takes a hand, and you fight for ugliness.

I finally ended my single life for half a year, and now I have to start the second half of the year.

Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

I had to fight with my bed every day, but I lost in the end.

◎ The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

Oh, I'll go. You are so busy that you have to go to the bathroom by yourself.

You have the right to secretly love me, but you are not destined to be my boyfriend.

Go out to bask in the moon at night.

I'm really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

It is best to be thin. Too heavy, easy to fall in love.

I am not Song Wu, but you are a tigress.