She doesn't love me deeply, but I regard her as my life.

As long as girls take the initiative, they will always touch boys.

4. God is unfair! I'm a boy, I don't have a date, I'm not as good as me, but I'm surrounded by beautiful women, alas.

5. Turn off the mobile phone computer. If anyone can find me, I will go with her to get a marriage certificate.

6. Boys like hedgehogs to watch boys in Shuai Shuai!

7. Let me be your supporter. Although I am not tall and my shoulders are not wide, I will cry when I am wronged.

8. Wife, I am willing to make breakfast for you every day. You slept too much!

9. Boys with small eyes can also be very attractive.

10, a brotherly relationship is deep and thin, and brotherhood will never change. Broad-minded, great love lasts forever, and the spirit of rainbow is heroic.

1 1. Your smile is as beautiful as the sea, but you can't touch it.

12, my wife told me that explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is to be cleaned up!

13, my daughter-in-law is a child, and I want her to grow up with me everywhere.

14, men always say one thing and do another, and bring one at a critical moment.

15, you know what I want to do is not my brother.

16, beautiful men have bad intentions.

17, the pupil changed from a brat to a goddess, and I also changed from a brat to a big fart.

18. On the day of parting, a big man cried in the street all night.

19, the internet is full of lovely sister papers, how come there is no one on the street!

20. One is more dangerous to wear and the other is safer to grow.

2 1, the text has Guanyin protector, and the martial arts has Sir Zhong protector.

22, don't make out with me, hypocritical face is disgusting.

23. Bedding, electric blanket, warm baby and scarf are also called the four warm men in winter.

24. The future is confused, so I will show my strength and courage to rush.

25. My brother is not in the Jianghu, but there is a legend of my brother in the Jianghu.

26, boys holding hands called gay friends, girls holding hands called relationship iron.

27. A man who doesn't work hard has only two results: endless low-grade cigarettes and endless manual labor.

28. Bald men are more disgusting than having no money.

29, that guy is not very good, but he has never been shocked.

30. During the exam season, please call me "Guo Er".

3 1. As soon as my girlfriend said she missed me, I knew she was hungry again.

32. Brothers are more important than Mount Tai, and daughters-in-law are supreme!

I don't like you having an affair with others. I don't like you being spoiled with others. I don't like the sentences you have said to others and to me, although you are not mine.

34. My brother is the flower of the motherland-cannibal flower.

35. What if you lose and you win the world?

I don't collect junk, so don't come back after I leave.

37. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

38. Big underpants eat hot pot and sing love songs with their voices.

39. A good man won't hurt his beloved woman a little.

40. I am a bad boy who doesn't study well. I am unpopular, but I have a group of good brothers.

4 1. Men should put career first, and love should be based on economy.

42. Nima, don't keep asking me whether my wife is more important or my brother is more important. Just be gay.

43. When the exam results go up, I walk sideways.

44. The most touching thing for a mature man is that my daughter-in-law is wrong.

Don't wake me up She said she loved me.

46. Heart, I told her you were excited!

47. I can't be defeated by reality because I still have a great dream.

48. Learning is my wife and my mobile phone is my concubine. I often think of concubines when I am with my wife, and I feel guilty about my wife when I am with concubines. I am not a qualified husband!