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A collection of funny signatures of homophonic allegorical sayings

1, the level of tea making on the plane is high (bottle)

On New Year's Day, a group of poor people got together.

The tiger is pulling the seedlings longer and longer.

4. Eat jiaozi in the New Year and follow the crowd; Every year is the same; People have me; first time

5. The egg touches the stone.

6, the Chinese New Year married daughter-in-law double happiness

7. Wu Dalang has a terrible stomachache; Die in front of your eyes

8, pig eight quit to eat pigs to self-harm.

9. Li Kui jy's embroidery skill is far behind; Ability is not satisfactory

10, Pig Bajie Lengei is a good Samaritan.

1 1, the queen mother sewed a flower coat and chatted with God (dazzling)

12, the spring cattle on the New Year pictures must not walk (plow).

13, 1234567 Forget (Wang) Ba

14, watch people play movies, at least don't poke this paper.

15, the dumb catch the donkey and work hard.

16, local goods and foreign goods of Wu Dalang bakers.

17, long live grandpa's mouth without your shit; It's not for you

18, mosquitoes will buzz for a few days after autumn; Disappear from the scene

19, Zhang Fei has a beard and a full face.

20. The monkey sweeps the floor and shines in front of him.

2 1. Watch the beam (star) under your feet.

22. Pig Bajie is afraid of being ugly when throwing a mirror.

23. Dung beetles lie prone on the road to install cars.

24, playing with the dragon tail is old and backward

25. Zhang Fei sells hedgehog.

26. The robes on the first day of the Lunar New Year cannot be checked out.

27. Draw water with a sieve

28. Take off your pants and fart.

29. Husband and wife push around in circles; circle

30. Thought of Zhuge Liang's plan to play the piano

3 1, turning over the almanac for the first time on New Year's Day; first time

32, pig eight quit to eat watermelon.

33, the pot into the fire stick Hu (pot) stir fry.

34. Ten-fingered vertical snails are as sure as a gun

35. Seven-inch snake fights poison with poison.

36. Zhang Fei beat Guan Yu and forgot the old feelings.

38. Weasels and other foods play it by ear (chicken)

39. The young monk has no intention of chanting.

40. In September, chrysanthemums were a little popular in the drizzle.

4 1, the bull's head can go in, but it is stuck in the urinal and cannot be pulled out.

42. Pan Jinlian's creed is that it is better to die than to be a ghost.

43. Monkey Sun is all the hands in the world.

44. Put green onions in your nose (Figure)

45. Lin Chong mistakenly entered Baihutang and was cheated.

46. A whirlwind in winter can't become a climate.

47. Zhu Bajie can read and write.

48. Sorghum stalks cannot be used as pillars.

49. The land god fights with the city god.

Among the dwarfs, the eldest son is the best.

5 1. There are not many antelopes in the mountains.

52, twelve sycees must be

53. The burning pain is at hand.

54. Song Wu sells hedgehogs and spirits.

55. It rains three times a day, lacking affection.

On August 15, osmanthus blossoms at full moon.

57. The old lady has mud in her hand and a device in her hand.

Buy a hat in a department store and try it on there.

59. Zhang Fei ate a plate of Loi Siu with bean sprouts.

60. Clay Bodhisattva is very sad about the river.

6 1, the joy of getting married on the stage will be said later.

62. The lice on the bald head have nowhere to hide.

63. The first six days of May are out of date.

It's hard to snow in June: it's hard.

65. The stone bastard in the henhouse

66. One ear is big, and the other ear is kept by pigs and dogs.

67. On the first day of the first month, you should hold Yuanxiao. Everybody's fine.

68. The old cow died and was skinned.

69, September chrysanthemum points into the heart.

70. You know how to wear a sweatshirt in winter.

7 1, the micro-students on the stage are very gentle.

72. Make further progress.

73. One ear is big, and the other ear is kept by pigs and dogs.

74. Swimming in a cesspool is really not afraid of death (shit).

75. The second child dreams of marrying a wife for nothing.

76. Bai can't speak human words.

77. Tiger stove, please check it carefully; Good tea

78. The golden hoop in the Monkey King's hand is arbitrary.

79. Gecko pulls a small hand from the door curtain.

80. Guan Yunchang farted and blushed.

8 1, looking for room leaks in heavy rain

82. Crabs can't run wild for a long time in winter.

83. There are seventy-two changes in the Monkey King.

84. When the mouse crossed the street, everyone shouted.

85. There are not many leaves in the big forest without you.

86. The provisions of the turtle (rotten turtle) ass sores

87. Fox dreams of speculation (stealing chickens)

88. The old woman drinks porridge and is shameless.

89. Two heads are better than one.

90, onion mixed with tofu is clear (green) white.

9 1, eighteen brass cymbals, two piles of nine essays; I've heard his name for a long time.

92. Tang Priest studies very hard.

93. Speaking in Wan Chunting is somewhat ironic.

94. The hungry tiger felt uneasy about entering the house.

95. Don't drink a cup of Hu (pot).

96. The tiger is pulling the seedlings longer and longer.

97. The tower on the bed is empty.

98. Zhong Xu on the stage is not afraid of ghosts.

99. It is fashionable for a mouse to fall into a water tank (wet hair).

100, eating jiaozi on Dragon Boat Festival is different.

Homophonic xiehouyu

The weasel waits for food-play it by ear (chicken)

Willow in spring-especially close to (green)

You don't care if you pee and drink (pot)

Burning flagpole-sigh (long charcoal)

There is a red light at the gate-a good reputation is out there.

Answer the phone on horseback-strange smell.

The emperor shaved his head-there is no king's law (hair)

Grass grows on the temple platform-panic (drought)

The land calls the city God-God is almost calling it God.

Carrying a charcoal brazier on your shoulder-annoying (brain) fire

A big ship is carrying the sun-barely crossing a day.

Nail the palm of your hand to the chicken feet-that's not the point (hoof)

Pickle mixed with tofu-the word (salt) comes first

The blacksmith didn't sleep a wink-he owed a hammer.

My sole poked my hand-it's really annoying.

The child led his father across the street-modest (with a beard)

Put 18 yuan twice-I've heard about it for a long time (nine articles)

Eating in a small bowl depends on the sky (by adding vegetables)

Gold is sold as a gift (wealth) that wastes brass.

The woodcutter went back to the mountain villa-anxious at both ends (salary)

Mentougou lawsuit-nothing (coal)

Qi Xianhe, the birthday girl-no road (no deer)

Pinch the lice on your eyebrows-blink (lice)

Looking for a stick in the sorghum field-swing (bye)

Touch the bodhisattva in the pond-Lao God.

A blacksmith made a stove and fanned it.

The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)

Lotus pond fire-accident (lotus root burning)

Watch your step.-watch your step.

A knot in one's throat-gambling (blocking) gas

Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story.

A bottomless coffin-you can't be a man.

The stove turned over-bad luck (dumping coal)

The weasels line up-Sao all the way.

A heavy object falling into a well-it can't be lifted (floated).

The weasel enters the henhouse-speculation (stealing chickens)

Monkeys learn to walk-fake (fake orangutans)

Bald men wear hats-they can't (hair) for five days.

Coptis chinensis soaked in melon seeds-bitter people (benevolence)

Setting off firecrackers in iron drums-fantasy (sound)

Look at the chicken nest upside down-it's not easy (picking up eggs)

Blow the trumpet with a crooked mouth-an evil (crooked) breath

Eunuchs are not called eunuchs-too cheap (prison)

The commander climbed up the tall treetops (branches).

Replacing rotten socks with vests-Little people succeed (1)

The rice cooker is smoking (the rice is burnt)

You can't pull the quilt upside down-I'm young.

Suzhou Toad-Nan (South Toad)

Weasel feed-play it by ear (chicken)

Nephew finds grandma's house-save (uncle)

Tie a pigtail behind your ass-breaking the law and discipline (messy tail hair)

A big ship going abroad-amateur (sailing)

Hang the thermos bottle on the telephone pole-horizontal (bottle) height

Chestnuts fried with sugar-they will collapse (jump) when cooked.

The girl in the dyeing room doesn't wear white shoes-naturally (self-dyeing)

The radish went into the vegetable cellar-it was gone.

The land is always empty-the air is coming.

Hanging curtains on the wall is outrageous (painting)

Juncus as a String-Not worth Talking about (Playing)

Firecrackers are set off in the well-for a reason (with a mellow sound)

Bitch gives a speech-hold your breath.

Wang Baoqi falls in love with beggars-visionary

Wang Anshi draws a circle-leaving a tail.

What the tortoise eats is determined by its weight.

Turtles eat watermelons-rolling and crawling

Asshole's ass-regulation (turtle)

There is a chicken feather in the tortoise's belly-the tortoise's heart is like an arrow.

Aunt Wang's foot binding is long and smelly.

Wang Dao Tu Hua Fu-I understand it myself.

Servants of the court-obedient and obedient

It will rain sooner or later this year.

Hemp seed eating walnuts-the idea of going out.

The flat peach of the queen mother-no matter how good it is, you can't eat it.

Empress Dowager eats Artemisia vegetable rice —— Thinking about game

Watermelon fell into the fuel tank-it was slippery.

Watermelon fell into the oil pan-it was slippery.

Wipe your ass with watermelon skin-endless.

Watermelon skin is not a serious material.

Watermelon skin ran away as a shoe.

Whether watermelon is sweet or not depends on the heart.

Watermelon seeds mixed with tofu-black and white

Ximen Qing invited Wu Dalang-no.

The sun rises in the western hills-rare.

Shi's Flying-Beautiful Sky.

Learning from the West-A Long Way to Go

Western assembly slippers-neither fish nor fowl.

Smoking burned the pillow-it's nobody's fault.

Rare gongs and drums-when you don't play at this time.

Cherish rice and chaff.

Cherish the debt, buy food-a hole in the hole

Dilute the mud-it won't stick to the wall.

Homophonic xiehouyu

Homophonic xiehouyu

Abdominal rowing-expert (navigation)

Measuring Rice with a Turtle Cover —— What Sound (L)

There's smoke in the rice cooker-the rice is burnt.

Light mosquito-repellent incense under the bed-there is no bottom (mosquito)

Frozen Tofu-Difficult (Mixed)

Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot-the noisier (stir-fry), the colder.

Kitchen God sticks to the door-there is something in words (pictures)

Sand versus bluestone-solid (stone) versus solid (stone)

Sailing on the beach is shallow.

Cows without horns-fake scolding (horses)

I missed the temple fair-don't worry (crowded)

A coffin without a bottom-not a person.

No money to buy conch-save (suck)

A pregnant woman crosses a wooden bridge-taking risks at the same time.

Holding a horse spoon-sincere (sheng) heart

Holding cotton in your arms-a soft (warm) heart

Put the comb in your arms-relax your heart.

The poor buy rice, per liter.

A poor carpenter started his business-only one sentence (saw)

The tinker planted a somersault-handstand (iron)

Zhang Tianshi went to the seaside, feeling very strange.

Zhang Tianshi knelt in the mud and begged (sunshine).

The donkey is riding-no wonder (riding a horse)

Cock wears a hat-official (crown) plus official (crown)

Knock dust on the chicken's head-how many (chickens) suffer from anger?

Chickens peck at ants-just right (food)

Just accept the sole without an awl.

A paper railing-you can't lean on it.

Paper stool-you can't do it (sit)

A papery stove-it won't work if you step over (the pot)

Paper pipa-talking (playing) is not allowed.

Donkey skin stuck to the wall-what a shame (painting)

Kidnappers go to the hospital-consciously (treating feet)

Frog jumps on the drum-understand (knock)

Walking down the coal mine with crutches-bad luck is coming step by step (coal)

Cross the road with a beard-modesty (with a beard)

The horse in the painting-not surprising (riding)

Jujube core cutting board-a few words (saw)

Sell cloth without a ruler-it's intentional.

Selling shrimp without scale-catching blind people (shrimp)

Bonfire bug's ass-not much (bright)

Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness is impossible.

Separated monks-troubled (temple)

Monks sitting in caves-nothing (temples)

Monk dragging wood-something happened (temple)

Monk's home-temple

Monk's skull-can't (send)

Chopping bamboo with an axe-in a hurry (section 1)

Cast a net in a fish pond-excess (fish)

Foxes quarrel-a set of Hu (fox) characters

The fox rides a tiger-the fox is a fake (driving) from the tiger.

Dogs have horns-foreign (sheep) gas

Dogs eat tofu brain-leisure (bit)

Dogs eat grass-pretend (sheep)

Dogs eat cucumbers when they are wrong.

Blind people make fried dough sticks-blind people (fried paste)

Blind people wear glasses-smart (Chongming)

Cattle herders eat crabs-needless to say (with salt)

Sauté ed pickles with salt-too idle (salty)

Install a pot on the kang-transform (the stove)

Washing Huang Lian by the River —— Why is it bitter?

Vegetables grow in rivers-they are not burnt (watered).

Oil pouring candle-a heart (core)

Homophonic xiehouyu

1, people go down under the eaves-they have to go down.

2, people go to the low eaves-have to bow their heads.

People over 30 don't study art-they are old.

4. Bald men in the crowd-their heads are conspicuous.

5. Riding an ox to meet in-laws-what a pity.

6. Riding an ox to find an old fool

7, riding a horse to eat roast chicken-I don't know where this bone was thrown.

8. Ride a fast horse and beg for food-run to poverty.

9. Riding on the back of a tiger-it's just hard to get up.

10, riding on the back of a tiger-afraid to come down.

1 1, riding a tiger is difficult-you can't control yourself.

12, riding a donkey to find a donkey-dizzy

13, riding a camel to eat steamed stuffed buns-opening stuffing.

14, riding a camel to eat buns-the stuffing is happy.

15, riding a camel to catch chickens-I don't know my height.

16, riding a donkey and reading a song book-we'll see.

17, diamond cut diamond, comparable.

18, the veteran in the chessboard-the box that can't get out

19, the image of the earth on the chessboard-never leaving the general.

20. Dice on the board-rotate and move.

2 1, playing the huqin on the top of the flagpole-singing high notes.

22, the lantern on the flagpole-smart

23, hanging mines on the flagpole-fantasy (ring)

24, flagpole horn ring (think) high.

Beggars are jealous-they look poor.

26, beggars eat plums-poor.

27. Beggars ring the bell-penniless.

28. The beggar's clothes are full of flaws.

29. Beggars live on alms from others.

30. Beggars go into hair salons-nobody cares.

3 1, beggars dance yangko-poor and happy

32. Beggars talk cross talk-play garrulous.

33. Beggars raise pigs-unexpected

34, crane hanging lanterns-not worth mentioning

35, crane feather-effortless

36, crane hanging chicken feathers-overqualified.

37. The balloon went up-it exploded.

38. Graduated from Meteorological University-rain at first sight and lightning at first sight.

39, car shooting-discourage

40. Cars climb trees-fooling around

4 1, the car is dead and on fire-someone needs to push it.

42. Bricks for building walls-from the back

43, the master of dyeing cloth-can't get it out.

44. A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a womanizer

45, the owner of the dyehouse-lewd

46. Playing the flute in the dyehouse-colorful.

47. The girl in the dye room wears white shoes-she can't dye herself (naturally).

48. The cloth stone at the entrance of the dyehouse-after the big guy.

49. The clothes in the dye vat-change their true colors

50. The white cloth was left in the dye vat-it can't be washed any more.

5 1, Dyer's clothes-it's impossible not to be contaminated.

52, dyehouse into the river-at the mercy of others

53. Let the stutterer read back the order-compulsion.

54. The chattering crow-the same old tune

55. The crabs in the hot pot have tight claws.

56, ants on hot bricks-anxious around.

57, ants on hot bricks-crawling around.

58, ants on hot bricks-cornered

59, hot pot smoke charcoal-cold.

60. White flour on the hot kang-very fat