2. Middle age is a journey to the West! The pressure of Wukong,
Bajie's figure, Lao Sha's hairstyle, Tang Priest's travel! It's getting closer and closer to the west.
3. I feel that I have amnesia, which is manifested by forgetting the fact that I have no money once I start shopping.
4. Every time you are mean to me, I think there is something wrong with you. How can you lose your temper and be speechless when I am so lovely!
5. Did you find it? Children who cry have milk to eat, and girls who make trouble have pain. Generally, girls who are too sensible are unlucky.
6. When you feel lonely, turn on the computer and play a ghost film. After a while, you will feel that the toilet is occupied, the kitchen is occupied and the room is occupied.
7. I have the same feeling, "I always feel that I didn't play well after quarreling with others, and I always feel that I will win if I organize my language and quarrel again."
8. Wangfu's women have several characteristics: they can eat, drink, sleep, spend money, be unreasonable and not work!
9. Sometimes what we need is not a bowl of chicken soup, but a slap. Some people appear in your life just to tell you: you are so gullible. 1. Smart people are sweet-mouthed, annoying people can act, and you can't do anything, so you can only be cheated. 11. Only your own mother thinks you are beautiful, so what does it matter if you have a big face? Just be beautiful, and you will be beautiful if you are bigger.
12. There is a kind of person who takes his mobile phone with him everywhere. When he eats, he puts it on the table, when he sleeps, by the pillow, when he sweeps the floor, in his pocket, when he takes a shower, by the bath, and when he plays computer, he never rings and never sends text messages, but he still enjoys it. That's right! That's who I am.
13. The definition of a so-called warm man is that he only warms you and is indifferent to others. This is a warm man, and that is called central air conditioning.
14. There is no love or hate for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason!
15. There are always a few friends around me: I met Plane for the first time, but I don't know which mental hospital I let out after I got acquainted.
16. When you are sleepy from homework, tell yourself: That's your memorial, that's your country, that's your people. Then wake up in an instant, and I want to be a generation of wise kings!
17. The meaning of a holiday lies in a morning when you can't afford it, a late night when you can't sleep and a day when you can't go out when you can't go out.
18. I have
four wishes: to get something for nothing, not to learn skills, to love each other without injury, and not to get fat.
19. There is a concern that "what you see is always me who washed my hair."
2. I will try to be what you like, and then I will not be with you until I die.