With the rise of social networks, more and more people like to set personalized signatures in their leisure time. Personalized signature is different in different periods and different environments, which reflects people's different moods and is a portrayal of individuals for a period of time. What kind of personalized signature is popular with netizens? The following is my carefully arranged funny QQ personalized signature (selected 50 sentences) for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

1, don't mix up again, or I'll mix you up.

2. Kill Altman and protect the little monster!

3. Communication starts with the body!

Every night I pray to God: God, give me a girl! Many years passed, although my wish didn't come true, I still proved that God really doesn't understand Chinese.

5. The simplest and most difficult life ideal: eating, sleeping and laughing.

6. Never treat animals that have been bleeding for a week lightly. ...

7. Some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts!

8. If it is yours, it may be taken away by others. If it's not yours, you can take it. You may not believe the second sentence, but you must be alert to the first sentence.

9. Since I left you, people have asked me: Do you always sterilize your eyeballs in tears?

10, there are some things that we know are wrong, but we must persist because we are unwilling; Some people, we know that we love, but have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, we know there is no road, but we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

1 1, the last thing you want to happen when you barbecue: the meat is cooked with you; Charcoal plays cold; Clams are autistic; The barbecue grill cracked; There is no fire; Meat and shelves engage in small groups; Sausage meat plays gangster with you; Black wheel puncture; Onions play dumb with you; Corn will play hardball with you!

12, don't mess with me, I'm crazy and I'm afraid of myself!

13, life lies in tossing!

14, sorry, I accidentally sent the words "like you" to your mobile phone. If accepted, please keep it; If not, please send it back to me ...

15, KFC in China is used to go to the toilet!

16, the only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.

17, the money spent is property; Money that is not spent is an inheritance.

18, I am sick, lovesick and want money.

19. If your wife and lover fell into the water, who would you save? Find another one who can't swim!

20. I walked there without a step earlier or a step later.

2 1, whose daughter lent it to me, and I will pay it back to you next year.

22. Just because you show half your ass doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.

23, two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, all men and all men, really abnormal.

24. Why is RMB so expensive? Because grandpa Mao is the image spokesperson.

Never argue with fools, they will pull you to the same height as them and then beat you with rich experience.

26. I watched the advertisement carefully and suddenly a TV series popped up.

27, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

28. Still 10086. It is good for me. I sent him a short message and he replied to me three times.

29. What is a bad guy? Men who take off their pants during the day and women who don't take off their makeup at night.

If the whole world doesn't want you, you must not be sad. Forget me, and I won't want you.

3 1, in fact, you can do a lot of things in the morning, such as; Get some sleep.

32. You think you are a saint and tell you that you are crazy.

33. No one has died in life since ancient times. You have to die if you want to die.

34. If you don't leave, I will die.

35. Hold your hand until the end. If you don't come with me, you will be dragged away by dizziness.

36. I don't like being a bridesmaid, and don't ask me to be a bridesmaid, because I'm afraid of accidentally robbing your groom.

37. Drink a glass of dichlorvos to refresh yourself, and all your troubles will be gone.

Be kind to others, because you won't meet them again in your next life.

39. The reason why people are tired is that they are indecisive and always wander between persistence and giving up.

40, want to understand things, not necessarily can pass, because the heart can't pass.

4 1, the happiest moment is to meet the right person. People indulge your habits and love everything about you.

42. If you can't untie this knot, weave it into a pattern. This is life.

43. It's up to you who comes into your life and who stays.

44. Not explaining is calm, not being persistent is seeing through, and imperfection is life.

45. Kindness is more difficult than cleverness, cleverness is a gift, and kindness is an acquired choice.

46, let you sad things, one day you will say it with a smile.

47. During the Anti-Japanese War, it was like plants hitting zombies, and finally ghosts occupied the house.

48. Love is like taking a bus. Can't wait, but can't wait one after another. You said you were angry.

49. Li Bai has a thatched cottage and Pu Songling has a serial. I just want my affordable housing.

50. After every exam, I always comfort myself that nothing is important to attend. ...

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