1. Eat without food, save money and fall in love.
2. A man loves a woman and is willing to spend money for her, while a woman loves a man and is willing to save money for him.
3. With the goal of "making money is higher than others, spending money makes your hands weak" and the purpose of "making money in death, saving money in death", make money wholeheartedly, save money wholeheartedly, spend money sincerely, and never live up to a penny. Honey, your wallet will get bigger and bigger.
4. The teacher is very fond of saving money, and even said, "Let your parents call me later! !”
5. It is difficult to earn money. I married a wife who can save money. She is not afraid of hardship and will live. She always has a dream in her heart that she can earn money to buy a house for her children and a car for her husband. She is not willing to eat and drink, and she is not willing to buy new clothes and shoes. She is so great. Wife.
6. Why do you wear briefs? Because it saves money and cloth.
7. Hello everyone, I'm Yoko! I've come to reveal that Brother Wei is not gentle. Fourteen years ago, in order to celebrate our 1-day love, I bought him a mobile phone by eating a pack of instant noodles for three days to save money. On the same day, he broke his mobile phone in front of me and shouted at me severely. I remember that sentence now: "Gifts are valuable, friendship is priceless, and these are all TM farts, which are not as important as your body! Go away! !” . So far, this 1 days is unforgettable … scary.
8. Poor people are thinking about how to save money every day, while rich people are trying to spend money every day.
9. Running in beginning of winter, the temperature in Beijing is 3 degrees, and the autumn running clothes have not been delivered yet. It has entered the winter, and it will be frozen for a few days, so you can put on your autumn clothes and run in winter. Today, in the Shanghai Marathon, I ran a half-horse in Beijing. It was good to save money! I have run 9 kilometers ~ good morning
1. I don't know why I love reading novels so much. I have to save money to buy it without breakfast-ice lemon
11. Don't take a shit at home, but be sure to stay at the company. If you spend 1 minutes defecating every day, you will have 4 hours of paid defecation time in one year, which is equivalent to 5 days of annual leave! Moreover, save water and money!
12. Eat without vegetables to save money and fall in love
13. Don't eat for other reasons, save money!
14. Why do you wear briefs? Because it saves money and cloth!
15. Making money is hard and tiring, and it takes labor to make money; It's hard to spend money, but it's tiring to spend money. It's better to grab it quickly than to save money. Rob money well, rob money well, rob money and you can go to jail. It's better to earn a salary safely. Did you make any money today?
16. Actually, it's my holy mother. No matter what the truth of the Ningbo incident is, the man acted crazily when he was drunk, and he really wanted to save money. Now, the cruel words of netizens are relatively ... unacceptable, especially after I watched the video, even if I turned it off in a few seconds, I felt terrible. The scene impressed me so much that I couldn't say any sarcastic words to the deceased.
17. I like traveling. I like to leave the city where I have been bored and go to a new environment to enjoy and listen. I am often immersed in various articles such as searching for raiders' travel notes and evading tickets before each trip. I know that people who travel according to raiders often play too step by step, but at least they can save money for their own pockets and support some tricks. This is still very realistic.
18. Try to make money, not how to save money.
19. I wanted to start my own business very early, but later I found it cheaper to drink.
2. Do you know that he loves you very much because you can study hard and get sick, and he has to work to save money and read for you.
21. The skirt you didn't buy in order to save money, you won't wear it until you have money in the future. It's no longer suitable for age. You tried your best to learn the song he loved, but he didn't want to listen to it. Everything in this world will expire. Time is not something that you can keep fresh by putting it in the refrigerator and canned food. It can only be grasped by you now, and you should not hesitate to think about tomorrow or waste it blindly changing yourself.
22, hard to cut by hand, save money to eat cookies.
23. I came to Chinese medicine early in the morning. Today, my mother agreed to be hospitalized. While waiting, I listened to the patients telling me that ... the elderly patients are as economical as they are, but they just don't want to be hospitalized. An 85-year-old man has serious complications of diabetes, but his children are laid off. He said that he wouldn't have to spend money on treatment, but he would just have to take some medicine to relieve his discomfort ... Sad
25. There are many Valentine's Days in a year. . . .
27. I like traveling. I like to leave my weary city and go to a new environment to enjoy, see and listen. Before each trip, I am often immersed in various articles such as searching for raiders, travel notes and evading tickets. I know that people who travel according to raiders often play too step by step, but at least they can save money for their own pockets and support some tricks. This is still very realistic.
28. What's the cheapest way to save money on Tanabata? I fell out with my girlfriend the day before Tanabata, and then I went to coax her slowly after Tanabata.
29. What a husband said to his wife (plastic surgery) don't save money, do it well, and don't go out until the swelling goes down. I can't see the whole thing!
3. Let's walk home to save money.
31. It's better to send roses than cauliflower on Valentine's Day. You can eat and save money.
32, save money, save money, go home for May Day, haha.
34. Boys who play games make people worry? Boys who don't play games save money.
35, ㄢ Smoking is good for your health ャ Gambling is good for your mind ㄡ. o Shaking your head is no trouble, fighting and practicing your hands and feet ㄣ Robbery and practicing long-distance running-ㄣ Eating without food ㄣ o Saving money and falling in love ㄣ
36, secretly loving the most economical ㄣ
37, A woman plans to spend 38,. She lost more than 3, yuan playing mahjong. She asked her husband why he didn't take her to play with her, but he said, "Look in the mirror and see what you look like now. Can I take you out? Women's sadness should be given to those who do everything:" I'll go back and ask my husband. "Your husband only needs to save money.
38. I realized once again that I can't save money at a critical moment. Nowadays, people are less and less honest. Last night, I hitchhiked and planned to send my father to the South Railway Station. In the middle of the night, someone took the order and my heart finally fell. The driver contacted before leaving this morning, but his mobile phone stopped, leaving the word "something" behind. I got angry badly. Since I promised others, why can't I contact you in advance? Damn it!
39. When I went to work early in the morning, my colleague's eldest brother said, "Look at my son's new belt!" I said, "Your child is so filial." "Filial piety fart, he is to let Lao tze tighten their belts, to save him money to buy a house and get married.
4. I always lead a depressed life. My aunt said that I lost the ability to enjoy life after the 197s, and I only knew how hard I worked to save money. Every day, I talked about how hard I worked, which made my life just live hard. One person suffers, and everyone suffers! If you don't like it, don't do it. Why bother living for decades and being compassionate every day!
41. Women want to save money, while the Queen wants to make money
42. Children who just start to work are always like this. They are embarrassed to ask their parents for money, but they never save money.
43. My dad threw my sister into Zhangjiajie's summer practice, but actually quit the internet. The train ticket back to Jinhua there was difficult to buy. When he came back, he refused to transfer to Changsha to take the high-speed train to save time and money. He only bought a seatless ticket, but he still got on the train and made up for it. He sat on the ground for 18 hours, and when he came back, he was very happy to calculate the expenses saved by him. The habit of suffering when I was young will never change.
44. Attention, everyone: There are many festivals in the New Year. In order to promote environmental protection, don't send cards, don't make phone calls, and in order to save money, don't send text messages. Please send me RMB. Happy Chinese New Year.
45. Why should you wear briefs because it saves money and cloth? Excerpt from the talk about saving money by refueling ahead of time when the oil price rises (4 sentences)
Talk about saving money by refueling ahead of time when the oil price rises (Part 1)
1. Fortunately, I didn't wander around because of the oil price rise, or I was blocked up.
2. I just went to refuel the car. Compared with the previous price, it has gone up again. This oil price.
3. I was impulsive when I picked up the car, and the oil price is getting higher and higher. It is not enough to refuel 2 yuan a month. I can't afford to keep the car with a monthly salary of 3 yuan, with a parking fee of 6 yuan, a car wash of 5 yuan and insurance of 5 yuan.
4. The price increase of gasoline, taxi, subway and traffic jam forced me to make the most important decision in my life-I want to learn to ride a bike! ! !
5. The rising oil price and high fuel consumption make it worse for the poor families.
6. The oil price is too high to afford the distinguished new energy owners.
7. if nothing else, at least the oil price has exceeded.
8. The fuel tank is out of gas. I really want to ride the battery car to work. The oil price is too expensive! I really can't afford it.
9. I can afford a car, but I can't afford to drive. I'd better ride a bike.
1. I'm going to pack my bags and set off. Thank you for caring about my family and friends. Just pray for my safety. My trip will be accompanied by your stories, so I won't be lonely. Don't worry.
11. You can't afford to drive at this rate. Fill up the gas before the price increase, and you can save one piece!
12. I always think that people should travel. When they are young, they should take advantage of their temper to pretend to be chic and have the money to play their individuality, leave the city they see with their eyes open and eyes closed, escape from the distractions around them, find a place that makes their hearts quiet and clean, become as transparent as crystal, and then take some beautiful photos that make them want to cry, and leave them to their old self.
13. The price of oil has gone up secretly again. I am not willing to buy a dress. I absolutely dare not tread lightly after a box of oil is filled with 4 yuan. The oil is so expensive!
14. My husband was exhausted yesterday. go on road trip is really unrealistic. The price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.
15. I lost myself in one sentence. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.
16. Let's not meet again. The oil price is so expensive that it has risen to 8. It's 55, and a sentence of 95 is full, which makes me lose myself and suddenly feel that electric power smells good.
17. Add one tank of oil to buy a bicycle, and add three tanks of oil to buy a battery car!
18. I can't hold it. The oil price is too high. I have no money to refuel. I won't drive. Bye!
19. I'm going to go on road trip. No one should stop me. The world is so big that I want to see it. Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.
2. The price of gasoline is very expensive, but the public has no choice but to pay for it. Talk about saving money by refueling ahead of time when the oil price rises (Part II)
21. Bad news: the oil price rises
22. Let's not meet again. The oil price is so expensive that it has risen to 8. It's 4, and a sentence of 95 is full, which makes me lose myself. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.
23. Travel far enough and you will meet yourself! Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.
24. It really hurts to refuel the car, which makes me feel like bleeding. It's really terrible!
25. My two Mercedes-Benz cars have been sealed, the keys are locked in the stainless steel cabinet, and the battery car downstairs is fully charged. The battery life is 6kg and the maximum speed is 45 yards per hour.
26. I really want to travel with you all the time if I can. Maybe it's an undeveloped desolate island, or maybe it's a famous ancient cultural city. We can record each other's smiling faces and the scenery that belongs to us with the lens along the way. Have breakfast, lunch and dinner together. Maybe I didn't eat well, but I still wiped the oil stains from the corners of my mouth for each other. It doesn't really matter what the scenery is like. The important thing is that you are by my side.
27. Friends in the circle of friends are traveling beautifully, and I am yelling that the price of oil has gone up again.
the fuel consumption of 28. It must be the reason why the oil price is too expensive recently. My level has improved.
29. Let's not meet again. The oil price is so expensive that it has risen to 8. It's 62, and a sentence of 95 is full, which makes me lose myself. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.
3. I dreamed that I was beaten, but when I woke up, I saw Weibo and found that the price of oil had risen again.
31. The price of oil rose to the point where my colleague started to watch horses. He was watching trams the day before yesterday, electric cars yesterday, horses today, and I can't imagine what to watch tomorrow.
32. The oil price is too high, and the travel tax is too high, so I can't afford to burn oil or use it ...
33. I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. Otherwise, how can my dog camel me? If it can't camel me, how can I have money to refuel?
34. I can't go far away for the time being, because the oil price is too expensive.
35. In order to protect the environment and purify the air, force yourself to travel green (the oil price is too expensive).
36. Oil price determines travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.
37. I want to travel alone, carry a simple bag, embark on a journey, walk through one strange city after another, and feel the charming natural scenery, gorgeous ethnic customs and long history and culture. Put aside the troubles of the world, stay away from the hustle and bustle of the city, find a quiet and luxurious place to enjoy the chic of traveling without asking people and doing what you want.
38. Sleeping posture determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.
39. Recently, two people pursued me. Should I promise to buy a house or a gas station?
4. Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money. I want to have more dogs. Talk about jokes
1. Those who love to play tricks, please stay away from me, we are not the same.
2. I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.
3. Now the seal of the quilt is getting stronger and stronger. It's hard to break the seal before waking up every morning.
4. Strike and frustration are stepping stones to success, not stumbling blocks.
5. The so-called infidelity means that you are tired of playing with your lover and playing with someone else's lover who is tired of playing.
6. Suddenly, I will wonder whether I love you too much out of love or because I am unwilling.
7. The current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. You can't eat it if you don't take it.
8. I miss you every night. Who makes you have such a worried face?
9. I am a lonely island. Who is the tide that can't get ashore?
1. The greatest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you couldn't get before.
11. Life is full of tragedies, and only pretending to be calm is the truth.
12. When others tell the truth after drinking, I only vomit food after drinking.
13. A room,