2. Junior: Senior, your guitar is great. Ask me. I: eh. . . . It's okay. Let's talk about when you want to learn during the summer vacation. Summer vacation is like becoming thin air. Ask her later. Junior: Oh, I forgot. You forget how you didn't forget to ask me.
3. Classmate: Wow, Brother Jie, I want to learn guitar from you. Me: Then you should have a guitar. Classmate: Not for sale? I will buy it from you. You can teach me for free. I thought about it. Forget it, classmate. A game. Let us lose money. Me: OK. That's almost 600 yuan for you ... Classmate: What, 600 Taobao Cai 150 ... and then go to Taobao to buy it and let it teach you mmp.
4. Friend: Well, your guitar is ok, so you can play the bass. Me: You know the bass is much more difficult than the guitar. Friend: hhhhh is impossible. Me: Beth simple? You think bass just bounces? Just wait until you learn to slap and backhand and fill. Jump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump. Don't understand? I don't understand. You still compare? Don't understand, don't learn, don't learn, don't ask? Spicy chicken, play by yourself. I resigned.
Classmate 5: Brother Jie, I have a pair of lyrics. Help me make a song. Me: (mmp) OK, let me see. No, it rhymes asymmetrically. I don't know which verse the chorus is. I don't know what to express. I: What mood and atmosphere do you want to express? Classmate: It's the sour taste in love, but it doesn't lose greasy sweetness. Me: Sorry, I didn't say that. I don't know.