Classic lines from Zeng Xiaoxian’s radio station (selected 60 lines)

In our study, work and life, we often have to use lines. Lines are the basic components of scripts and have an indispensable role. The role of neglect. What kind of lines are most impressive? Below are the classic lines from Zeng Xiaoxian’s radio station that I have collected for you (selected 60 lines). You are welcome to share them.

1. Life is a solo journey, even if there are some regrets. We don’t have the chance to start over again, instead of dwelling on the past that cannot be changed. It is better to smile and cherish the future, because there are no ifs in life.

2. What do you mean, you are not going to tell her a joke at this time, then you will really become a joke.

3. It still needs to be broken. You might as well replace my microphone with a cucumber.

4. There are three kinds of people in this world: men, women, and female doctors. The female doctor is a fighter among human beings, shrouded in multiple halos.

5. Welcome to listen to Your Moon My Heart.

6. As we all know, Comrade Hu Yifei is a wonderful flower among the many residents of our love apartment. With her unique personality charm, she has monopolized many records in the apartment over the years, including: the least talkative reason. Likes to be nosy. The highest academic qualifications. The loudest voice. Also - the best at fighting.

7. Having a tomb after your death finally makes up for the regret of not being able to buy a house during your lifetime.

8. You cannot hang yourself from a tree. You should try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.

9. I have now learned a new game called Bull Bullet Coin.

10. If you step on a banana peel and fall down, you must get up and continue stepping on it. If you step on it, it will stop slipping.

11. Don’t do porcelain work without diamonds, and don’t wear short skirts without gold hoops.

12. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the key!

13. Go to your grandma’s banana peel, this guy is cheating!

14. Let’s face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

15. If a mentally retarded person could fly, this would be an airport.

16. Do you know what is the most annoying thing? It's not playing the piano to the cows, it's a group of cows playing the coins to you!

17. Dear listeners, I am a good man, I am - Zeng Xiaoxian.

18. Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, and sleep more.

19. It has been a month since there was a lucky visitor. Our prize pool has accumulated very generous prizes: a set of special washing tools for the remote control of the LCD TV signed by me.

20. Xiaoxian: Is the moon short-circuited?

21. Xiaoxian: Look, he is the good man, and he is my father.

22. Xiaoxian: We can have dinner at noon today.

23. Xiaoxian: (Watching My Fair Princess) Do you think this guy looks like Zhang Wei, or is he Zhang Weiai?

24. Xiaoxian: Guan Guan is a person with a hard mouth but a soft heart. Guangu: Is that your name Guan Guan?

25. Xiaoxian: Just like Zi Qiao.

26. Xiaoxian: Lisa, this is my roommate, Guangu Magic Chicken.

27. Xiaoxian: What are you talking about? You are not going to tell her a joke at this time, then you will really become a joke.

28. Xiaoxian: You can’t hang yourself from a tree. You have to try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.

29. Xiaoxian: Yes, I signed up for another training class. Teacher: That’s a midwifery training class.

30. Xiaoxian: As for me, except for the fingerprints on the sofa, there is no evidence of living at all.

31. Xiaoxian: Why should all the good things be yours and all the bills are mine.

32. Xiaoxian: Oh, I understand. You put Bibi Shuang in the coffin because you want to save face.

33. Xiaoxian: Go to your grandma’s banana peel, this guy is cheating!

34. Xiaoxian: Mine, hahahahahaha, it’s called Eyelash King Kong.

35. Xiaoxian: Read more, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, and sleep more.

36. Xiaoxian: Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the key!

37. Xiaoxian: Life is a one-way journey. Even if we have some regrets, we don’t have the chance to start over. Instead of dwelling on the unchangeable past, it’s better to smile and cherish the future, because life is nothing. if.

38. Xiaoxian: If you step on a banana peel and fall down, you must get up and continue stepping on it. If you step on it, it will stop slipping.

39. Xiaoxian: I am not a casual person! Yifei: You are not a human being if you act casually!

40. Xiaoxian: Listeners, I am a good man, I am - Zeng Xiaoxian. ".

41. Xiaoxian: Do you know what is the most irritating thing? It's not playing the piano to a cow, but a group of cows playing coins to you!

42. Xiaoxian: Yes The truth is, there is no real singing at the party, no truth in the interview, and no beauty on the radio. These are the three unchanging laws in the media industry.

43. Xiaoxian: Believe me, drunk Zeng Xiaoxian is super handsome, 24K! Purely handsome.

44. Xiaoxian: It’s strange that such a high chassis can hit me. Could it be that this cat’s legs are longer than mine?

45. Xiaoxian : The bar doesn’t sell alcohol, it only sells salted fish.

46. Xiaoxian: You two are full and have nothing to do, right?

47. Xiaoxian: Lisa, you drink tea, no, Lisa, you drink teeth.

48. Xiaoxian: My soul has been violated! Ziqiao: Does it still hurt? Xiaoxian: If the brain can fly, then. This is simply an airport.

49. Xiaoxian: I thought I could settle myself and save all sentient beings. But in the end, it was all in vain. I’m sorry.

50. Xiaoxian: So what healthy hobbies do you girls have? They are surfing the Internet, shopping, surfing the Internet, shopping, watching TV, surfing the Internet, and shopping.

51. We can have dinner today at noon

52. Yifei~~~Little Feifei~~~~~Feifeifei

53. Believe me, drink. Drunk Zeng Xiaoxian is super handsome, 24K pure handsome

54. Yifei: I am Xiaoxian who came to the balcony to admire the moon: Wow, what an exquisite reason

55. Such a blow to the face The numbing sensation will make all human beings tense up and tremble.

56. Mine, hahahahaha, it’s called Eyelash King Kong.

57. Lisa, this is my roommate, Guan Gu Shenji.

58. You two young men and women with strong bodies and weak minds are under great pressure.

59. Zeng Xiaoxian: I don’t see that you still understand IT. What do you do specifically? Zhang Wei: Burn a CD. "Love Apartment"

60. The bachelor’s and master’s degrees are all destroyed. The male doctor can only protect himself and wants to defeat the female. Doctor, humph, the only choice is "Love Apartment";