1. Another day has passed. How was your day today? Are your dreams even further away?

2. When you feel that you have nothing and there is nothing left to love. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have some meat!

3. There is a loquat tree in the courtyard. My wife planted it when she died, and now it is as tall as a canopy. Cutting it down now will make the little lady smile.

4. Some people lament that they are not young yet and have not yet matured. In fact, you have already matured. This is how you mature.

5. I am not a simple, frugal, and well-versed person. I just simply have no money!

6. Stop saying that you are tired like a dog. Dogs are not tired at all, and their lives are much happier than yours.

7. From my point of view, there is no age difference in love. As long as the face is good-looking, it doesn't matter if you are older or younger

Five thousand years.

8. Life will make you miserable for a while, and after you adapt, it will make you miserable for the rest of your life.

9. Growing up, I didn’t learn anything else, but I mastered a special skill. I can sleep without sleeping pills during the day, and I can be excited without stimulants at night. 10. In ancient times, when the host and guest met, when the host picked up the teacup, it was time for the guest to say goodbye. In modern times, when two people meet, when one party takes out his mobile phone, the other party should also say that it is time to leave. This is the basic etiquette of modern social interaction. 11. What does it mean to do the right thing with the right person? Go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, follow the aunt, and after the aunt has made a fierce counteroffer, you say: Boss, I will also give you two pounds.

12. You work so hard and endure so much loneliness and entanglement, but we don’t think you are very good.

13. If you succeed, eating green vegetables is called maintaining health; if you fail, eating green vegetables is called shabby. This is not chicken soup. This is reality!

14.

20

In the blink of an eye, there is only one month left in 2018. Making money is like catching ghosts, spending money is like running water, and I haven’t saved a penny. After a day of fooling around, I planned to save

50,000 this year, but now I am still short of

40,000

Nine thousand

8! No matter how much money you make, it’s still not enough to spend!

15. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing hair, but getting fat is far easier than getting rich. The reality is cruel, you have to live with warmth.

16. I don’t know where love started. Once it is deep, it will fade away.

Three times it will be exhausted.

17. The New Year is coming soon, and my New Year’s wish is: to be thinner and to have a bigger wallet. God please! Don’t make this mistake again.

I will correct you in 20

in 2018.

18. The biggest difference between college and high school: In high school, you have enough money to spend but not enough sleep; in college, you have enough sleep but not enough money to spend. Now I have a good job, but the salary is not enough to spend money and sleep well. No date! No money, no date!

19. Because Snow White was beautiful, she was jealous of the queen; because she was beautiful, she was let go by the hunter; because she was beautiful, she was taken in by the dwarves; because she was beautiful, she was awakened by the prince; do you understand? ? Being kind is useless, you have to be beautiful.

20. What should you do if you encounter SB in life? Decisively support all his views and cultivate him into a big SB.