2. I want to be as thin as lightning to illuminate all the wretched fat people.
There are no inseparable couples, only mistresses who don't work hard.
4. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent.
5. Brush the toilet with the landlord's toothbrush when you are depressed.
6. Cucumber lies in shooting, and life lies in hey.
7. The mind is a commodity, not an ornament.
8. The tattooed person is not necessarily a rogue, he may be Yue Fei.
9. The most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the coming exam. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.
10. Your smile is brighter than shit in the sun.
1 1. If two people are together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.
12. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is a vacant seat.
13. Count the stars with me. Count the moon if your IQ is low.
14. mermaid, I love you. Only you won't cheat.
15. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.
16. If I die, I will burn my brother.
17. You play diving brother, and you play lurking.
18. The most useless thing in the world is the pay slip. I get angry when I read it. I wipe my ass too carefully.
19. Medicine can't cure false diseases, and wine can't solve real worries.
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2 1. Life is like poop, and we are intoxicated with it like dung beetles.
22. Leave the last sip of water to comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.
23. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.