"I Love Cheap"

I know that the applause just now was to send off the two hosts. I haven't talked about cross talk for half a year. You have almost forgotten me. No applause at all, no, no, no, but when I came to school just now, a kid recognized me, you are an actor, you play "Transformers 2", you recognized the wrong person, I said yes, I want to Do I autograph it? Pay two dollars, the adults are not around, I earn two dollars. I have this advantage, I can take advantage of it. I bought a pair of sneakers, and the sum of the interior angles of a quadrilateral is 1----361. It only cost 20,000 Vietnamese dong and 20 yuan in RMB. You should ask, why is it so cheap? Let me tell you, one is size 38, and the other is size 42. I calculated this way, I should wear size 40 shoes, 38 plus 42 divided by 2, which is exactly size 40. I can buy it at home and modify it. Add a small piece of wood to the size 42 shoe. I can make do with it; changing from a size 38 to a size 40 is difficult. I asked several shoe repairmen but none of them have the skills, so I'll go to the pedicure department and ask. Master, my feet should wear size 40 shoes. Can you please Can Xiuxiang let him wear size 38? The master looked at my feet for 10 minutes and then said one word - get out. My grandma gave me an idea and told me to bind my feet. It was the kind of feudal women who had their feet bound when they were young. They had both feet bound. I had one foot bound and the other unbound. There is a term for this: it is called semi-feudal. Semi-colonial. It hurt, so I had no choice but to go to the mall counter, but I couldn’t leave him, and he wouldn’t return or exchange it. I went to the counter and waited for his special-shaped feet, one big and one small. I sold him the shoes and waited. For three days, there was not a single special-shaped foot. In the end, the salesperson gave me 20 quick bucks. When a customer came, I asked him if he had special-shaped feet. He thought it was a special-shaped foot counter, so he turned around and left. This counter It didn't open for three days. I walked out with the money and passed by the candy counter. I grabbed a handful of jelly beans and put it in my mouth. The salesperson was incompetent and stopped me. You can't eat it. Try it first before buying it. That's dog food. I'll taste it for my dog. After eating the dog food, I went out of the mall to go home. I passed by the hospital and saw that the ophthalmology clinic was doing an event to remove eyeballs for free. I called my mother and asked, "Mom, do you want to remove eyeballs for free?" Is there something wrong with your eyes? No? What about eyeball removal? There are benefits. In the future, won’t he charge me half price for movie tickets? My mother said that if you take both eyes out, I won’t give you any money. I think it’s better to listen to the radio at home, just dig one out, and become a trainee doctor, no matter what you say, you are not allowed to have it removed. He came to give me a suggestion, go to the crematorium and have a look. They offer free cremations. I was not polite, so I said, kill me for free first to compare with me. After coming out of the hospital, I passed by the amusement park and saw a bungee jumping event with prizes. I jumped in first and they tied me up. I asked the staff, "Have you ever had any accidents?" No, absolutely not, don't worry, oh, you are the first one, I said there is a prize, I risked it all, I closed my eyes and jumped down, swinging back and forth at a height of tens of meters, I was stunned. I wasn’t scared, I just had a convulsion. I felt dizzy and even vomited while wearing high heels. When I woke up…………………………

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