1. Teacher: I want to treat you to dinner but I don’t have any money; I want to give you a gift but I haven’t bought it yet; I want to say I love you but I’m afraid my wife will be angry... Teacher, happy Teacher’s Day!

2. Today I heard two teachers discussing the management of eating in class. They said: There is a student who always eats melon seeds when I am in class. I am not polite. I will catch him every time I see him. A lot! I don’t know if it’s my fault. I’ve caught the student eating in class several times, but I haven’t seen him eating in class in the past month or two. I’ve lost a lot of weight.

3. The teacher was playing mahjong all night. When he saw that the blackboard was not wiped, he was furious: "Who is in charge today? The blackboard was not wiped!"

4. A girl in the examination room complained: " "Teacher, the weather is too hot and the fan is not blowing!" Unexpectedly, the teacher said: "Don't worry, you will feel cold when you see the test paper.

5. There was a sincere concern. In front of me, but I didn’t cherish it. If God can give me another chance, I will say to you: Teacher, thank you!

6. One day, the teacher suddenly stopped teaching and said to everyone sincerely. : If the students sitting in the middle talking can be as quiet as the students sitting in the back playing cards, then the students sleeping in the front will not be disturbed.