After they met the Buddha, they achieved the Great Dharma. Later, the Buddha gave each of them an official position.
The Monkey King was made an anti-Buddha, and his heart was even more joyful. He immediately flew into the sky and showed off to the gods.
Those immortals also kissed his ass one by one, banging loudly. The Monkey King didn't know what they were thinking. He just said a few nice words in front of the Buddha ... After the Monkey King became a Buddha, he thought he could do whatever he wanted in the future.
Who knows, after he became a Buddha, every day besides eating and drinking Lazar, he sat on the cicada seat and giggled at the flowers. Sometimes when the Buddha goes to the convenience, he skips work and chats with the cleaning young monk for a while ... This kind of day is really beyond him. He should have known that he would get cold feet when he learned the scriptures.
But what can we do? You know, the ring on his head hasn't come off yet. In this way, the Monkey King lived 1000 years.
One day, the Monkey King found that the circle on his head suddenly loosened a lot. It turns out that the shelf life of that circle has passed. Hey, hey, this is a great chance for him to escape.
So he hurriedly left a letter and ran away. In the 1000 years since the Monkey King became a Buddha, great changes have taken place.
He took a somersault cloud to the mortal world and came to 2008. He found that the people and things there were different from what he saw when he took western classics.
"Grandson ... the Monkey King!" Suddenly someone exclaimed. After a while, a large crowd gathered around and asked him for his autograph.
At this time, he was attracted by an internationally renowned director who was filming a TV series called Journey to the West, except for the role of the Monkey King. In this way, the Monkey King became an actor in a daze, and played quite well in the play.
Since then, it has become a blockbuster and its name has spread all over the country. He also won the Oscar for Best Actor.
The Monkey King doesn't know what's going on. Anyway, with good food and clothing, life is quite good, much better than being a Buddha. Who cares? As for the screamo temple, the Buddha was merciful and didn't pursue the Monkey King too much. Let him go! Tang Priest, Pig Bajie and Friar Sand are all Buddhists. Pig Bajie sometimes can't stand loneliness and complains a little, but what can he do? Accept it! Well, the sequel to Journey to the West has a happy ending.
2.300~400 years after Conan changed back to Kudou Shinichi, he revealed everything to Xiaolan. With the help of Shinichi, the police also wiped out the organizations of A Jin and Walker, but another mastermind, Carl, got away with it. In order to catch him, Shinichi, Xiaolan and his friend Hattori embarked on a tracing journey.
"By the way, Kudou Shinichi, how can we find Carl!" In the dark room, Xiaolan asked. "Cup City Hotel."
Shinichi said positively, "I have received reliable information." They immediately rushed to Bayucheng Hotel, which is a luxury hotel and often full. It's not easy to find Carl. After checking the hotel records, Carl was not found staying in the hotel.
Everyone regretted losing an important clue, and the newcomer stared at the electricity meter. Meditation for a while, "hmm ... so that's it" Shinichi said to himself.
"Why, Kudou Shinichi?" Hattori asked doubtfully. "I bet Carl must live here, and he lives in room 302. You see, only room 302 uses the least electricity. I know Carl very well. He likes to think in the dark and can't turn on the light. I think he must be thinking about rebuilding the organization, so the person living in room 302 must be Carl. "
"Oh, no, the guest in Room 302 just checked out." Hattori shouted with a hotel record in his hand.
The new one looked at the record and ordered, "Hurry up! He must not have gone far, and his handwriting is still very new. " "Where to?" Xiaolan asked.
"Of course, go outside! Come on! Don't let him get away. " Xin ran and said.
Sure enough, they found Carl soon after they chased him out. He's on the phone with someone. Then, the new pedestrian followed Carl to the small waterfall, which was surrounded by cliffs. The towering peaks block part of the sunshine and lose it, which invisibly adds a trace of fear to people.
At this point, a man came up to them, confronted Xiaolan and asked, "Are you Xiaolan?" "Yes, what is it?" Small blue asked suspiciously. "Mr Maori wants to see you. Please come with me. "
The man said slowly. "I'll go too!" Hattori was worried about Xiaolan and offered to accompany Xiaolan.
"You go first, and I'll stay with Carl." Kudou Shinichi said.
Who knows, the news that Mr. Maori is looking for Xiaolan is false. When Hattori and Xiaolan came back, Kudou Shinichi was gone. Xiaolan shouted, "Kudou Shinichi, Kudou Shinichi ..." All he could respond was the deafening sound of the waves. "Xiaolan, look."
Hattori said in surprise. I saw Kudou Shinichi's hat on the ground, with messy footprints all around, and a broken vine on the edge of the cliff. Xiaolan saw all this and plopped down to the ground. He found a letter in front of him and opened it. It says: Hattori Xiaolan: I have found that the messenger is Carl's staff, but I didn't stop him. Think of it as a way to say goodbye! In order to stop Carl from doing evil, I'm going to die with the cunning Carl, but doing so will definitely bring sadness to my friends, especially Xiaolan, but there is no better solution, because Carl is too cunning to be easily fooled by us.
Goodbye, friends! Your good friend: The new one was later investigated by the police. What is new is that Carl was led to the cliff, and there was no hope of winning in the struggle. He jumped off the cliff with Carl in his arms and died with him. No one would have thought that a famous detective was buried under the cliff in order to crack down on the leader of the evil dark organization.
From then on, the giant felt extremely ashamed of his behavior and lived happily with the children. In spring, giants and children play hide-and-seek in the garden; In summer, giants and children play chess in the shade of the garden; In autumn, giants and children pick mouthwatering fruits in the garden; In winter, the giant and the children have snowball fights and make snowmen in the snow-covered garden ... The children's laughter and love for the giant drive away the willful and cold heart of the giant forever.
Children play slides on the giant's legs; Playing in the giant's hat; Playing bumper cars in the giant's box … From then on, the giant is no longer selfish! Every day, children and giants play in the garden, and their faces are always filled with happy smiles! The first article. As usual, the guardians gathered in the imperial garden to purify the bad guys, until one day, a transfer student came to the guardian's class, and her name was Sakura Magic Beauty.
This morning, Yameng heard the crying of the guardian couple, got out of bed slowly, stretched herself, and looked at the alarm clock in a daze. "God, I'm going to be late!" "Ya Meng cried, so she quickly changed her clothes and rushed to the college. Several couples followed Yameng. Still late, the teacher said, "why are you late again?" Come on in. There is a transfer student in the class today. "
Just listen to the teacher explain "magic beauty, introduce yourself." "Well, teacher, hello everyone. I'm a newly transferred student. My name is cherry blossom magic beauty. I hope that everyone will take care of it in the future. "
Applause rang out in the classroom. "Fantasy beauty, please sit next to Weishi." Then Yameng stood up and struck the table and said, "No."
"Why?" The teacher questioned "this …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… You can sit next to Mei Wei. Please open your books, ....................................................................... Come on, Yameng, stop complaining. You can't break us up anyway. "
"Only the world!" "Yameng!" "Yo yo! Rimo, why do you think Yameng and Weishi are kissing me here? Do you think we don't exist? " "I think so."
Rimo looked back. "No, no!" Dreams and the only world quickly explained to "the only world! Yameng! Miya! Rimo！ Hirohiko! I feel like a bad person. " Everyone ran out of the "Ya Meng Bian" of the Imperial Garden.
"Come with me, everyone." Everyone kept chasing, chasing the school, and then stopped. The bad guy turned around and shot a black light. The dream flashed to one side. "Let's change."
"hmm." My heart is locked in Amur Sehter, Platinan Rogue, Donna Lop, Dilba Buh and Ghana Tomehim. "Ah, now the power of the bad guys is so strong, be careful!" "hmm."
"Ah! Cherry blossoms are amazing. What brings you here?
3. The composition Kong Yiji is a sequel. How to write this day, Kong Yiji out of the "Xianheng Inn". He limped (slowly) into the street, and several children surrounded him and asked him for "fennel beans". He looked at the children and remembered what he had done before ... at this time, he shook off the children with his arm.
Kong Yiji walked slowly along the street. He saw a steamed bread shop next to the street. There is a steaming steamed bun on the table by the roadside. He heard the boss call, "steamed bread! A cage of freshly baked steamed bread, come and have a look and have a taste ... "
Kong Yiji looked at the hot steamed bread and touched it in the body, but there was no money. He rubbed his hands, ready to steal one when the boss wasn't looking. Who knows, Kong Yiji was caught by the boss just because he was slow. The boss said, "You son of a bitch, it's not enough to steal from others, and you want to steal from me." With that, he called Xiao Er, took the man and beat Kong Yiji straight. Kong Yiji was beaten down. He just called it pain. The boss stopped and threw a steamed bun on the ground. Everyone else laughed. The boss smiled and said, "Don't you want steamed bread? Eat, eat, it's free. " Kong Yiji got up, bent down and struggled to pick up the steamed bread, limping out of laughter while eating.
Kong Yiji walked on, sighing as he walked: "Alas! I used to be a scholar, but it's unfortunate that I'm so poor now ... "Unconsciously, he came to a street corner and took a look. He thought he used to write for others here. At that time, Sister Li of the tailor's shop was very sympathetic to provide him with paper, ink and ink, and Zhou Dage of the cast iron shop also sent him tea from time to time, but that day he ran away with paper, ink and ink. Kong Yiji thought he was ashamed at this time and continued to walk aimlessly.
It is getting dark. Exhausted, Kong Yiji found himself in a ruined temple outside the city. He walked into the ruined temple and sat cross-legged on the straw mat. Unconsciously, he fell asleep. He dreamed that he was wearing an official robe and rode to a house with "Confucius House" written on it. When he got off his horse and walked into Confucius' House, all the servants beside him knelt down and said, "What a new scholar". He sat in a chair made of mahogany, commanding these servants, eating chicken, duck and fish, and drinking lotus root almond porridge. ...
I don't know how long it took. Kong Yiji woke up. He found himself still in this ruined temple. He was heartbroken and even got into trouble. He coughed several times and found several strands of blood in his sputum. He knows that this indicates that his death is not far away. The bitterness in Kong Yiji's eyes slowly flowed out. He turned a little and continued to lie on the grass bed, waiting for the darkness to come. ...
4. Since the Monkey King returned from the Buddhist scriptures with Tang Priest, a 500-word essay written by the Monkey King has become the focus of many media.
Today, people from the TV station came to visit him and asked him to talk about his heroic deeds of fighting monsters on the way to learn from the scriptures. Tomorrow, a reporter from the newspaper asked him to do a column and asked him to talk about the amazing feat of making a scene in heaven that year; The day after tomorrow, another manufacturer asked him to be the image spokesperson of a product; The day after tomorrow, I was arranged to participate in charity activities. In this way, after the Monkey King came back from the Buddhist scriptures, he was busy taking part in this activity and that activity every day, and he had to avoid the paparazzi's tracking and containment all day.
He doesn't even have time to take care of Huaguoshan, and the little monkeys are fighting for the reputation of the Monkey King outside, showing off their strength. One day, the Monkey King, Pig Bajie and Friar Sand met unexpectedly, and they lamented each other's bitter experiences.
The Monkey King said with a bitter face: "Being chased by reporters all day, there is no personal freedom and personal space!" Pig Bajie said with the same feeling: "I have to socialize every day, and I have no chance to go back to Gaolaozhuang!" "Well, it's hard to be a celebrity. Taking advertisements and doing programs every day is more tiring than learning from the West! " Friar Sand is miserable, too. The three discussed how to change this situation, and finally everyone agreed to quit this celebrity circle and return to ordinary people.
The three brothers immediately rushed back to Huaguoshan and set up the "Huaguoshan Farm". There are not only beautiful scenery, fresh air, fruits and vegetables all year round, but also a variety of rich farmhouse activities.
Every year, thousands of tourists come to visit and experience a paradise-like life. With the efforts of the three brothers, the "Huaguoshan Farm" was well run and was rated as a national scenic spot.
The Monkey King's other three disciples lived a busy but happy life.
5. Postscript composition of "The Fox and the Crow" Ever since the fox cheated him of a piece of meat, the crow has been holding a grudge and wants to get back at the fox.
One day, the crow got another piece of meat. When she was resting in a big tree, she happened to be seen by a fox looking for food.
The fox thought: this crow was cheated once, and it won't be so stupid again. I must think of a better way to deal with her.
The fox rolled his eyes and thought of a good idea. He walked up to the crow and said, Dear Miss Crow, your singing is really beautiful. Can you sing me another song? "When the crow heard this, he remembered the last time he was cheated, and his heart was full of anger. He thought: I must treat this damn fox well.
Thinking of this, she put the meat on the branch and shouted, "Mr. Fox, do you want to hear it?" Hum, come on, you just want this piece of meat! Ok, I can give you meat, but you must answer me a few questions first. If you answer all the questions correctly, I will give you this piece of meat.
But if the answer is wrong, take three steps back and don't look back. The fox touched his growling stomach and nodded.
The crow cleared his throat and said loudly, "please listen to the first question: there are ten birds in the tree, and the hunter killed one." How many are left on the tree? " The fox replied without thinking, "No." The crow nodded slightly.
"Listen to the second question: What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?" The fox thought for a moment and replied, "it is flat." "The answer is correct."
The crow said seriously. "Listen to the third question: Can you write the scarlet letter with a blue pen?" "Yes!" The fox said nervously.
"Congratulations, correct answer!" The fox began to be complacent. He thought, this piece of meat must be mine, hahahaha ... "The last question: Why didn't the sculpture police officer use this finger when he caught the hamster thief? ""This ... "The fox couldn't answer. Because this is my finger.
Hahaha! Hearing this, the fox sighed and could only admit that he was unlucky. He took three steps back and fell into the lake with a splash.
It turns out that behind the fox is a pool of water. The fox fluttered in the lake and was finally pecked by the crow's good friend woodpecker into a "seven unlike".
"The revenge plan succeeded!" The crow and her friends cheered happily.
6. How to write "Alas! My poor Mathilde! But my hanging is a fake, worth 500 francs at most. " "What? what did you say ? /Excuse me? Is that fake? Oh! Dear Jenny, you can't lie to me! " Mathilde looked at Mrs Flawn with her eyes open, as if begging her to say it again. Oh! Mathilde; I'm not lying to you. The hanging you borrowed is really fake. ""why didn't you tell me earlier! You! "At this time, she was so angry that she couldn't say a word, and her tears kept rolling down." But I didn't think of it. "Before she finished, Mathilde had rushed out of the park and kept shouting," Fake, fake. "She ran all the way home. When she got home, she stood in front of the mirror and looked at herself: her hair was messy and her skirt was crooked. He wore it for another ten years. When Loire came back from work, he saw her expression and said to her, "Just now, I met your friend on the road and she asked me to give you this box. "Mathilde just stood there in a daze, as if she didn't hear what she was saying." "Oh, what's the matter with you? Honey, aren't you feeling well? " She asked with concern. "Honey, this is fake." She threw herself into the arms of her husband. "What is false? Let's see what's in the box! " He opened the box. He suddenly shouted, "Mathilde, look at that necklace, the diamond necklace." She suddenly looked up and saw a shiny diamond necklace in the box. Suddenly she burst out laughing: "really, really, ha!" Ha! Ha! " .
7. Postscript of Two Generations of Love 400 words After the two generations of love took the poor away, the poor people gratefully said to the two generations of love, "Two generations of love, you are so smart, you convinced Bayi and Kazi at once. But what if they come to me again? " "This is also. If they come to you again, you will come to me. " Two generations of love said to the poor. At this time, Bayi and Kazi are also discussing how to deal with the poor and Afandi, and they decide to get even with the poor again tomorrow morning.
One day later, the poor met Bayi and Kazi at the restaurant gate. Seeing that they were chatting happily, he thought: Last time, two generations of love helped me convince Bayi, and this time I should try to convince Bayi myself. He stepped forward and said to Bayi and Kazi, "Didn't you settle the account last time? Why are you still here? " "The last battle can't be said to be over, because you didn't pay for my meal." Bayi said proudly. The poor man was suddenly speechless. Just then, two generations of love came up to Bayi and said, "Last time I just' deal with a man as he deals with you'!" After listening to Bayi, there is nothing to say. He will never bother the poor again.
8. Please write the Biography of XXX as soon as possible.
It is said that Tang Priest, the Monkey King, Pig Bajie and Friar Sand were dismissed on the spot when they came back to learn the scriptures, and they all returned to their posts. Let's talk about Tang Priest first. He has become an immortal, living in the sky and doing nothing all day. One day, the Tang Priest was tired of this kind of life. He thought it would be great if he could have something to do one day. Suddenly, a new idea jumped into his mind: opening a shop near the Milky Way can do something on the one hand, and earn some money to buy something on the earth on the other hand, and you can enjoy it. Five months later. ...
Buildings have sprung up, and many immortals come to see the novelty. At this time, the old man came over and asked, Tang Priest, what is this? It's called architecture. What is architecture? What can architecture do? When all the immortals saw the old gentleman, they all asked, unable to restrain their curiosity. One question after another: Why Gai Lou? How did you come up with the idea of building a building? At this time, all the immortals surrounded the Tang Priest. Seeing that it was difficult to deal with, the Tang Priest created Tang Priest No.1, No.2 and No.3 by separation to deal with all the problems of immortals.
You can live in a building, you can be a storefront, you can ... In short, the building is of great use, Tang Priest 1 said.
Tang Priest No.2 went on to say: Architecture is a human thing, because it has a wide range of applications, so I think we should build one in the sky.
Tang Sanhao added: I want to use this building as a shop, which can facilitate the circulation of goods. What is a shop? There are all kinds of goods in the shop. Others can buy them from the owner of the shop and sell them to others.
Ah, we see, so that's it. We all support you!
Thank you, thank you for your support …
A few days later ...
The crackling firecrackers announced that the shops in the sky were open.
Soon, the Monkey King came to see Master. Seeing that Tang Priest's business was booming, his financial resources were rolling in, and he was jealous, he asked the master for advice. The Tang Priest whispered a few words in Wukong's ear, and the Monkey King suddenly realized that he immediately built a house by the Tianhe River with his own divine power. There was a sign on it: Fruit Shop, and there was a note below: Our store sells all kinds of fruits, and the specialty fruit is peaches.
The next day, the fruit shop in the Monkey King officially opened. Every morning, he picks fresh fruits from Huaguoshan. The fruit in his shop is fragrant, sweet and big, and the business is booming. If you don't believe me, you can have a look and taste, and you will definitely give a thumbs up.
I don't know when a roast duck restaurant appeared next to the fruit shop. You must have guessed who owns this restaurant. What, what, oh, yes, that's him, that's him, that's him, that's the pig who threw the wrong fetus into the sow's stomach.
The sand monk saw that his brother and master had become businessmen, and each made a fortune. Guess what store he opened? Oh, how did you come up with that? I guessed for a long time, but I didn't guess! Oh, by the way, he opened a weapons shop, which contains all kinds of weapons: golden hoop sticks (fake), nine-tooth iron rakes, nunchakus ... countless. What do you want? He promised there would be. Then someone will say, oh, no, it's a fairy. The fairy will say: you just weave a weapon, is there one in it? Of course not. However, this weapon shop has a weapon machine. This machine can make all the weapons you want, including random, large, gold, silver, copper and iron.
However, the weapons store closed not long after it opened. Why? Don't forget, it's a peaceful time. There is no war and no smoke. So, what do you want with weapons? Therefore, compared with his brothers, the shop opened by the sand monk is particularly deserted.
Even so, the sand monk didn't give up going to sea, but rallied to work again. This time he opened a clothing store because he saw that the colors of fairy clothes in the sky were too monotonous. He introduced various colors of fabrics from all over the world and made beautiful and handsome clothes one after another.
He succeeded this time. All kinds of immortals came to him to buy clothes, and he made a lot of money.
This is the sequel to Journey to the West.