Of course, here are some rhyming and humorous rap copywriting:

1. I am not Huang Rong, I don’t know martial arts, I just love to eat ice cream Little fat bear.

2. I eat instant noodles at home every day and feel like a god. Although I don’t have a girlfriend, I have my cat to accompany me crazy.

3. I saw a bird on the road with three hairs on its head. I asked it why and it said it was because it had just used Head and Shoulders.

4. I love my little dog and play ball with it every day. Although it is sometimes naughty, I still love it as always.

5. I have a small old car that I drive to work every day. Although it is neither luxurious nor fast, it can take me everywhere.

6. I like to go for a walk on the beach. Listening to the sound of the waves is very comfortable. Every time I go, I pick up a few shells and put them to my ears to listen to the sound of the sea.

7. I am a person who loves to laugh. I smile every day because I think life is beautiful and worth cherishing.

8. I have a small alarm clock that wakes me up every morning. Although I sometimes stay in bed, it never gives up on me.

9. I like to have dinner with friends. I order a lot of dishes every time, and then we share delicious food and happy time together.

10. I think life is like a play. We are all actors acting. Sometimes there will be setbacks and difficulties, but as long as you persist, you can find your own light.

The above text not only rhymes but also has some humor, I hope you like it!