I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

Third, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for your family, thank you for the 18 generations of your ancestors!

Fourth, why do you get up so early? The bar hasn't opened yet!

5. Good people are jealous, poor people look down on you, honest people say you are stupid, smart people say you are a traitor, cold people say you are proud, warm people say you are a wave, walking in front is annoying, and walking behind is nothing. In short, even if you are excellent, someone will find fault with you. This is the fucking reality.

6. A wool felt can warm an orphan's lonely night, and it can also cover up a pair of dog men and women's smelly and sweaty adultery.

I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

Eight, even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

I was raped by Sichuan University. The only thing I can do now is to try to put my posture in the right position!

Ten, come out to mix, the wife will change sooner or later!

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

Twelve, there is no other half 100 points, only two people 50 points!

Thirteen, you are fat, your man's love for you has not changed, but the average love for each piece of meat is less.

Fourteen, a woman's amorous feelings are lighters, and a woman who doesn't understand amorous feelings is a fire extinguisher.

15. If you love her, please wear a condom before you get married.

Sixteen, try gold can use fire, try women can use gold, try men can use women.

Live well, because we will die for a long time!

Eighteen, get out of here. Keep rolling.

Nineteen, in order to build a harmonious society, wife, let's do it again.

It is much more difficult to catch brain cells than egg cells.

Please promise not to change your name in my next life, so that I can find you easily.

22. Close your eyes and fantasize about growing old with you. Tears streamed down her face.

Twenty-three, shake it and shake it to Naihe Bridge.

Thank you for being so rude that I learned to give up.

Twenty-five, be careful, but don't be narrow-minded!

26. Don't talk to me about life, talk to me about strangers!

I'm not RMB. Why does everyone like me?

Twenty-eight, writers despise network literature very much, so they all act as pornographic network writers and take the road of saving the country by curve.

Twenty-nine, if people are bored, you can play with your nose for a while.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

Thirty-one, when I saw the ruins after the collapse of the World Trade Center; When I saw the tragic death of the children in Beslan Primary School; When I saw the street after the explosion in Madrid; I was already angry when I saw the paralyzed subway station in London. Don't you cold-blooded and inhuman KB molecules know to attack Japan? !

32. Either live well or die quickly.

33. Ask a colleague: Did you buy PetroChina? Colleague said: bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec!

Many people have jumped off buildings recently. Please be careful not to get hit.

It is very important to remind everyone to learn how to repair notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair a notebook. Everyone knows what happened afterwards. (Since the Edison Chen incident, I won't say much about the reasons. )

36.look at you! Look at the back, there are thousands of troops; Turn around and scare away millions of heroes.

The girl I like should be as talented as Daiyu, as sensible as Baochai, as beautiful as Ke Qing, as generous as Xiangyun, as loyal as Li Wan, as capable as Tanchun, as smart as Xifeng and as blessed as Yuan Chun, hehe.

Thirty-eight, the dinosaur said: There is no hurry when you encounter metamorphosis; When you meet a beast, enjoy it slowly

Thirty-nine, if you burn incense for one year, you will know it for three years, and you will be cherished for ten years. Therefore, for the happiness of my next life, I am willing to convert to Christ!

Forty, the peacock tried to open the screen, but it showed its ass!

Forty-one, I am ugly but I am persistent!

Forty-two, all unforgettable love is the moment when the soul is free in bed!

Forty-three, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me.

Forty-four, fill her emptiness with your surplus!

Forty-five, after studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten.

Forty-six, you must look carefully now, because there are too many men and women now!

Forty-seven, the input and output of love is never disproportionate, and the wishful sacrifice is often touched by yourself!

Forty-eight, do not disturb the shower, please buy a ticket for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20% for groups!

Forty-nine, we agreed to grow old together, but you secretly? Found oil.

Fifty, one night, the robber in Lu Yu said with trepidation, Brother, I just graduated from Jinqiao and can't find a job. I really have no money. The robber cried bitterly: Brother, I am from Jinqiao, too. Get a good diploma. The robber in front is also from Jinqiao. Don't worry, we won't rob our own people!

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

A better sentence

1, that year, under the umbrella of the elegant Jiangnan Liu Yi, I murmured and smiled, with my eyebrows lowered and my emotions flying. You nod to watch, look at a pool of ink, and describe my happiness with the most fragrant words; You weave lingering feelings with clear rain, quietly poke a touch of tenderness in my heart, send out rich fragrance, and warm, beautiful and intoxicating distant affection quietly knock on the depths of my heart.

2. The knot of blue silk and the love of the moon flooded my dusty thoughts and empty heart. Many disappointments run aground, and many are hopeless to continue.

3. The shadows of fireworks and flames of those festivals may be mixed with some thoughts and suddenly flash. Those drugs are intoxicating, but you dare not smell them alone.

4, full of deep affection, Millennium feelings, the sound of years passing through the seasons, the arc of the annual ring instantly withers into the last touch.

5. The painful tribulations will be lengthened by years. Good times are always crisp and neat, leaving the world with a clean ending. There is nothing to cherish. Don't!

6. The falling flowers are intentional, the water is ruthless, the grass is lush, and the wind is full. Even if you are full of economics, it is difficult to write about the separation and integration of the world.

7. The fallen flower smiles, echoing the petals falling on the ground into a lonely space, suddenly stunned by the beautiful scenery and suddenly dreaming.

8. Fate will not allocate too many fireworks to everyone. We have deliberately and unnecessarily set off a lot, and the rest must be carefully set off.

9. Time flies like water, and the deceased is like this. Lying at the bottom of the river of years, watching fallen leaves, driftwood and empty glass bottles drift by, my eyes are empty, but I can't do anything.

10, where are you hiding, aren't you I can only reach it along the petals falling in the rain.

1 1, holding a touch of sincerity, alone in the horizontal line of that shallow poem.

12. Sweep the window, Leng Yue is like a hook, marking your return date in the silent night, and my heart is at a loss. How can I face your indifference and be gentle as always? Or pretend it doesn't matter? Even if your heart is warm, light your dying love fire.

13, sighing, singing, half empty old words to ponder, a wisp of watery thoughts was wet bit by bit by misty rain.

14, in the beautiful piano sound, there is no dust, a pipa, and time is still. The beautiful melody of this beautiful city is specially edited for us, and heartbreak is always hard to say.

15 but can I? My family is bleak, and I have tasted all the hardships in the world, but I have no regrets. What should I do if the boudoir is lonely? What about mistakes? I am obsessed with looking at my expectations and thinking, but I have no choice but to complain.

16, the fleeting time is innocent, where the old friend goes, how many sighs and loneliness in the years, understanding of life, full of joys and sorrows and thousands of tears.

17. Walking under the green forest tree, the moss-covered path renders gorgeous loneliness in poetry. Who's coming with me?

18, fleeting autumn, parting scenes, still emerge in front of us one by one. The bleak autumn wind blew away all the lingering feelings, maple leaves fluttered and English was colorful, covering up the heartbreak of a place! Looking at the increasingly blurred back, I want to stay but feel powerless, tears fall, and my heart is sad! Let its trembling figure float away like this …

19, dreaming of missing words, I don't know how much I wrote for you, shaking off the desolation and flying like flowers, only telling you gentle love and gently hiding my sadness.

20. The cool breeze and bright moon, the time left in my heart, the care and loneliness in love, I am getting old in loneliness.

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1, sometimes you are as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that you can shake the world.

I am the one who broke up, and I am the one who never forgets.

3. Seeing the departure of time, we wake up one month and fly over an ocean of time. We are often hurt in love.

I miss you, but I try not to care anymore.

5. Can you tell me that your relationship with me will either make me feel at ease or make me give up!

6, because there is nothing to do, so let it go, because the heart is helpless, so let it go.

7. I thought about it for a year, hated it for a year, hurt it for a year, and waited for a year, just for someone who had no ending, and smiled coldly.

8. This is not a question of daring. I am not a burden to anyone. I always knew.

9. It is better to be hurt by the truth than cheated by lies. It hurts more to get it and lose it than never to get it.

10, I only have one heart. Don't make me suffer so much sadness.

1 1. Actually, I'm just waiting for someone who can take care of you so that I can go on with peace of mind.

12, I know you are so reserved that you can't keep your face down and chase me. I understand you, so I chased you.

13, the mountain doesn't care about the soil, so it can be high; The sea does not hesitate to water, so it can get deeper!

14, when the boss uses you, you are a talent, and when you are not used, you become a layoff!

15, I am not afraid of tomorrow, because I have experienced yesterday and love today.

16, when my brother is rich, buy two houses and send them to tear down one and live in another!

17, there is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately.

18, I swear to leave you. I smiled, and tears of laughter fell down.

19. To love or be loved is actually a kind of happiness.

20. Turn memories into souls, never stop and never look back.

2 1, time is wasted by love, which is romantic.

22. If I want to leave one day, I will leave everything behind and take only myself.

23. You can have fun with me, but you can't stay with me for long.

Give me a brave reason, and I will despair again.

25, happiness must know how to share, in order to double happiness.

26. Our love is like a song sung in the middle, intermittent.

27. Eating all your health, gambling and whoring are all dead ends.

28. People's eyes have 7.6 billion pixels, but they can never understand people's hearts.

29. Why is your departure like a trip, while my departure is like an escape?

30. A person's patience is limited. Please don't be sad.

3 1, I was drunk and ran into the street like a poor dog, crying and telling you not to go, but you smiled without hesitation and never looked back.

32. Give some time, and you will find that everything that hurts to death can be laughed off.

If you become the sky, I will become a cloud to follow you forever.

34, so emotional things, cut or chaos.

35. The coldest thing is human nature, and the coolest thing is human heart.

36. Every love has a romantic beginning and a bloody ending.

37. If you wear the mask for too long, it will grow on your face, and then you want to take it off unless it hurts your bones and muscles.

38. Why don't you delete everything about me? Why do you still want to stay? We all hurt each other, don't we?

If you don't want to do something, you will accomplish nothing in this world.

40. Try to cover up the traces of sadness left in the corners of your mouth with a smile.

4 1, he is only temporarily deposited with you by fate, and will be recovered when it expires. You didn't lose it, because you never got it.

42. I don't have enough strength to confront all the mistakes I have made.

43. I am just an ordinary person. When I am thirsty, I will drink water. When I am sleepy, I want to sleep. If I feel pain, I will probably let go.

44. If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

45. I just want a love that is not rebellious or harmful, only warm.

46. Youth is like a container, full of anxiety, restlessness, youth and occasional madness.

47. Youth is the most extravagant luxury, because those who own it don't care at all.

48. Even if you can't forget some memories, pretend you can't.

49. The road ahead is not easy. You may cry, but stick to it.

50. There is a wall in your heart. When you saw me, you closed the window.

5 1, I dried my tears for you, but I cried all over my face.

52. I can only read the blank and wander in the same place alone.

53. We are just passers-by, playing group games here.

54. I can't breathe with pain. The whole world loves you.

55. Russia has abandoned everything for you in exchange for a wish that you are happier than Russia.

56. Don't always give me a knife and then come to wipe my blood and give me medicine. I can't stand it.

57. I set up special care for you, but you set up access rights for me. This is the distance.

58. Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you are obviously single, but others think you are not single.

59. Wind and rain are unintentional, and flowers and leaves fall in love.

60. Memory is like water in your hand. Whether you hold it tightly or spread it out, it will gradually disappear.

6 1. My horseshoe was a mistake. I'm not a passer-by, just a passer-by.

62. I am not cold-blooded, but I am afraid that if I invest too much, I will be black and blue.

63. You said you would protect me, but later you gave me big waves.

64. Giving up too fast is probably because the love you like is hard to stick to.

65. You said you didn't know me in front of your brother, but you said you loved me in front of me. Oh, boy, you are so funny.

66. Long-distance love? Forget it, it's just a cell phone pet.

67. Later, all the people I liked were similar to you.

68. I kept his favorite long hair, but I didn't leave him.

69. If you meet someone you can love, why do you cry like a child?

70. I am standing in the sky that you can see. You just need to look up.

7 1, when strangers meet again, we will only pass by.

72. The years that have passed by are like running water, and those that have passed away are gone forever.

73. The most beautiful vows are the most affectionate conversations when we are together. From then on, we are no longer alone, and our world is dependent on each other.

74. Time will change many things in this world, but some people and things will never change as long as you believe.

75. Everyone dies. If you can't get out by yourself, no one else can get in.

76. Our love is like a meteor that has no time to make a wish. No matter how beautiful it is, it can only happen once.

77. I am finally indifferent to your bright head.

78. Do you think of me occasionally, smiling or silent?

79. The so-called maturity is a smile that you should cry and make trouble but say nothing.

80. Secret love is really good. I don't have to worry about being lovelorn anymore. When you smile, I will be happy for many days. I remember your words for many years.

8 1, when you have the other half, don't forget to invite me to dinner, so a glass of beer can't wash away your sadness.

82. A broken rope will knot no matter how it is tied.

83. It's not that I'm not affectionate enough, but you've never been infatuated with me.

84. The most painful farewell is not never saying goodbye, but knowing in your heart that it is all over.

Thank you for always accompanying me, rain or wind, please remember that I have always been there.

86. I often hide my truth in my jokes, but you don't know.

87. I'm fine, but I miss someone who urges me to sleep, warms my hands, cries with me and plays with me.

88. Just because you cry doesn't mean you are merciful. Just because I smile doesn't mean I'm okay.

89. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.

90. One person is lonely but doesn't want two people to make do.

9 1, if you fold the past and the past, can you start over?

92. I have a lot buried in my heart. I don't know what to say or what to say.

93. You just don't care about me because I like you.

94. Feelings are like hair. When they grow up, they will separate.

95. Memories are just a bowl of soup cooked by Meng Po. Has anyone been injured by new scars and old wounds that have passed through the intestine?

96. I love you when you like me; When you love me, I love you; I loved you when you left me.

97. There is no sunshine in the old city. You and I have a similar dream.

98. According to legend, every woman is an angel, whose wings are broken for the one she loves.

99. I feel lonely only because you have nothing to pay attention to and nowhere to pay.

100, loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a boat at the airport.

10 1, don't tell your sister to grow old together, she will always have black hair.

102, if I lose your love, I am like an empty shell without soul in this world, and I will never find my home.

103, it took you a long time to forget him, but you still miss him every day.

104, I remember that you love me, maybe I remember wrong.

105, everyone has a mask, and behind the mask is what he tries to protect.

106, the youth that you and I once stirred up is the most beautiful memory of my life.

107, before losing your temper, think about whether someone is used to you.

108, I treat you as my life, but you treat me as a disease.

109, even if you almost had the ultimate happiness, your heart can't go back, can it?

1 10, there is always a certain section of the road, you can only walk alone; There are always a lot of things you need to carry alone.

1 1 1, I broke the oath all over the floor. I made it up yesterday, but I waited for a miracle, and your figure is getting farther and farther.

1 12, one person loses his balance, and the whole world is all by himself.

1 13, you never know how many people envy your position in my heart, but you don't know how to cherish it. You forgot to remember, I forgot to forget.

1 14, you said you didn't want to disappoint her, and then you failed me with a clear conscience.

1 15, knowing that I am yours, or taking you as my whole.

1 16, I would rather have nothing at first than lose it all at last.

A good sentence

First, a long-term love needs a funny ratio and a silly ratio. Funny than willing, stupid than dead set.

No matter who I chat with or get along with, I can't beat your position in my heart.

Third, of course, I understand that everything in the world is most afraid of being willing, and I am so powerless.

Fourth, every time the sun is dazzling, his hand or body will help me block it.

The so-called happiness is that a fool meets a fool and attracts the envy of countless people.

When you have to tell yourself over and over again, the people you will forget are deeply imprinted in your mind.

Seven, look up at your own sky and show off the happiness that others don't have.

Eight, for the pain, I always smile and perfunctory past, and heartbreak, I can only say with a wry smile that it doesn't matter.

My favorite sentence is: wife, I can do anything with you!

Ten, you are my warm gloves, cold beer, sunny shirt, day after day dream.

Eleven, time will precipitate the truest feelings, and wind and rain will test the warmest companionship.

I like you, not because you gave me what I needed, but because you gave me a feeling I never had before.

Thirteen, everyone who looks as if nothing has happened during the day may have secretly cried in bed one night.

I sat at the same table with the male god for one and a half semesters. Should I consider confessing to him?

15. Remember to say goodbye from your mouth, as firm as iron, and have the illusion that tears are burning in the dark.

Sixteen, a woman who can't cry is a monster, a woman who can only cry is a waste, and being a friend and lover needs a beautiful excuse.

Seventeen, when you love not a face but a person, you really grow up.

18. A sense of security is the stability when the dust settles, and the belief of never giving up.

Nineteen, I have loved for so long and thought so deeply, and the sweetness of the past is just a memory.

Twenty, who knows how much pain I have experienced and how many scars I have suffered, even my best friend knows nothing.

Twenty-one, with this entanglement, let you know that I exist, let you know that I am in your life and you are in my day.

Twenty-two, people who are not good at expressing themselves are really suffering. They pay more attention, but no one says hello.

Every time you hug me, your eyes are always gentle. But I know that tenderness does not belong to me.

Don't speak ill of you. In my eyes, you are the most perfect.

25. What you saw was only a visiting hour. How did you know how long I stayed?

Don't wait for my tears, you will understand my sadness. Don't wait for me to disappear before you know I exist.

Twenty-seven, I thought that love can overcome everything, but who knows that she sometimes has no strength. I thought that love can fill the regrets in life, but it is love that creates more regrets. Rain or shine, repeated in a love. For another person, the sky will not be blue forever.

Find a man who loves to make you laugh, and he will warm you like the sun.