1. "When I was a child, I wanted to comb my hair like an adult. When I grow up, I find that adults actually have no hair. "

2. "When you say that you love me, you are like an intermediary who tricked me into entering the factory."

3. "Praise the delicious food when eating, and scold the dirty bowl when washing dishes."

4. "The wind is blowing, I'm waiting for your call back, I'm crazy about you, and I'm beating the wall for you."

5. "I always feel that bathing in summer is equivalent to helping mosquitoes wash vegetables."

6. "Friends who want to play with water in cold weather can come to my house to wash dishes.

7. "It was naive to send space when I was unhappy before. Now send it together in Weibo Post Bar Netease Cloud Friends Circle Space. I want my sadness to fill the whole network. "

8. "What should I do when I am old? I can't play mahjong or play chess. Do I have to play the glory of the king with my old man? "

9. "No one around my house is still sleeping so hard when I get up."

10. "The king is always a game. Just play. There is no need to cater to others for this position. If you are willing to take me, I will take it back and ask my brother to take me. "

1 1. "self-introduction: it's simple and easy to cheat by reversing your hair day and night. Your brain will recite the multiplication table and it will rain until you know that you will only say hello when you run home. "

12. "If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, I will tell you that you will go to jail."

13. "Bao, don't ask me if you are spicy. I just need to look at you and go to the best anorectal hospital. "

14. "It's too hot to open the umbrella. Come and surround me with ten handsome men who are 1.9 meters tall, and I will walk in your shadow. I will sign up as the captain first. "

15. "Newcomer design: a sad female college student who is good at being eccentric and unreasonable, and sometimes tears at night. They like male college students. "

16. "I'm much more energetic since I got mental illness."

17. "I dare not clean the room too clean. I'm afraid it's too clean The only rubbish in the room is me. "

18. "I haven't sent a circle of friends for several days. How do you like me, a taciturn girl? "